🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[break these cuffs]

This pretty much confirms the stroller and baby bag were lost somewhere in north america. Luckily ethan has the ralphamule to carry that gunt and cover for his fuckups

I figured he told Meigh she could stand to lose a few pounds without any hint of irony or self-awareness.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

He runs on pure spite.

Got her loaded up like a pack mule, including that giant baby that’s been strapped to her all day every day.

Tbqh even if Ralph volunteered to sling the guntling papoose over his quadtits, if I were the mother I absolutely would not trust that drunken weeble wobble googly-eyed retard not to immediately get tipped off balance by the extra few lbs hanging over his chest and faceplant. Worse being that he would probably rationalise it into being completely May’s fault. Cut to Ralph, immediately jumping to Twitter to throw her under the bus with his fat hoggish untrimmed fingernail trotters sweatily tapping his phone screen to tell the world how much of a dreadful murderin’ whore Pantsew is as she screams in anguish.

 

[PaladinBoo]

What must be going through that woman's head when her new husband is so obsessed with her own father? What a bizarre relationship these freaks have.

I remember Null stated that Meigh has a humiliation fetish, however, Null at the time was wrong in the type of humiliations that she enjoys. I don't think that Pantsu enjoys humiliating her partners. I think she enjoys degrading both herself and her family. That fact that Ralph is degrading her much more prettier sister who Meigh is obviously jealous of and humiliating her father makes Meigh wetter then the Pacific Ocean. Meigh is loving every minute of Ralph making drunken threats to her family. Her and Ralph are both utterly vile and a match made in hell.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I remember Null stated that Meigh has a humiliation fetish, however, Null at the time was wrong in the type of humiliations that she enjoys. I don't think that Pantsu enjoys humiliating her partners. I think she enjoys degrading both herself and her family. That fact that Ralph is degrading her much more prettier sister who Meigh is obviously jealous of and humiliating her father makes Meigh wetter then the Pacific Ocean. Meigh is loving every minute of Ralph making drunken threats to her family. Her and Ralph and both utterly vile and a match made in hell.

"You never believed in me just cause I sat in the basement watching the most degenerate anime known to mankind. Well I'll show you, I'll show you all' *dramatic anime laugh* -Meigh probably

 

[Truly Rural]

Eco bag cracks me up. And to think they only bought it for the dumb slogan on it, probably for the sole purpose of sending it to Harry.

So they first lost the stroller? I'm thinking Ralph just didn't want to pay for it since stroller would go with checked luggage
Then had fight over it and got booted off the flight for being obnoxious white trash fighting over their baby's stroller.
Then Ralph lost his wife and child but he found a place to drink.
But then he lost his mind and told us about it on twitter
He then lost his bag.
And he lost an entire day of his 3 day vacation.
And Roma lost

Looks like more Ls to me than there are stars in a 5 star day.

Imagine romantic evening out with the baby and no stroller to put the child down for a meal. Imagine not being able to take 30 min break for a cappuccino without having to hold a baby.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Imagine romantic evening out with the baby and no stroller to put the child down for a meal. Imagine not being able to take 30 min break for a cappuccino without having to hold a baby.

Why hasn't Ralph bought a new stroller for his horse? Is this vacation just about humiliating her? If so, that' actually kind of based imo

 

[Um...]

Imagine romantic evening out with the baby and no stroller to put the child down for a meal. Imagine not being able to take 30 min break for a cappuccino without having to hold a baby.

A big-ass baby at that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Starting to look a bit haggard

“Starting to”

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

If Harry’s smart, he’s working on it right now. The longer Harry refuses to take the bait OR send them cash, the further Gunt is going to escalate.

Obviously The Gunt doesn't learn from history.

Every time he's tried to flex and get Harry to stop Harry has doubled down. That's how he lost a bunch of the Sunset Wrestling shirts with a frog on the that defies explanation, and a lot of The Gunt's other treasures.

 

[Truly Rural]

T / A

Whatever Ralph

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph would be better off financially if he was more frugal.

No Ethan don't listen to this stupid ayelawg broke dick farmer. All Karen Famers are broke, I make $0 a year mopping up the forum and Josh promised a 1000% pay rise until I realised that's still zero. We're all piss poor and we get incredibly mad when you share your exotic food, hookers, and bling. The more you spend on your vices the more owned us Karen dipshits are.

She had a bump, I give you that, but that was from her extremely unnatural pose having to contort her body to fit Ralph's ego.

We need Null's opinion on this because whatever he thinks the opposite would be TROOOO.

T / A

Whatever Ralph

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Yet Faith birthed a healthy boy and carried the full term. She also doesn't look like a tranny, isn't a paedophile, and doesn't allow her boyfriend tacoburrito Gonzales Rodriguez coonkiller1488 boyfriend whatever plaster the webs with photos of Xander. The only photos we've seen have been released by Ethan Ralph, in fact.

Sad.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

“Starting to”

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Razorfist in Rome

 

[break these cuffs]

Faith got Gunt first and gave him a boy. Meigh will always be second fiddle in Gunted tier rankings and it eats her up more than Faith wolfs down her shitty cake.

 

[Truly Rural]

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This warmed my heart. I hoped he'll go to Amsterdam because I knew whatever vision of the place he has will be nothing like the place actually is. Amsterdam would be nothing but a massive disappointment to him in the middle of Saturday, let alone mid of the night. They don't like TRASH and disorder, and feral hogs. Amsterdam is not oversized casino like Vegas. Yes Pig, businesses close! He should take a hint from "no heating at the airport" how Dutch like their things.

I hope he sticks around for morning rush hour, I want to see him holler at endless stream of bicycles.

 

[Avenue]

he sticks around for morning rush hour,

Oh he's gonne be there for a while, looking at Schiphol departures, there are no flights until 5:35am and no international flights to the US untill 10:00am (local time, its about 2:30 there now). I hope he still pulls through with the weed, smokes and while high lose track of time and miss his flight.

 

[BoomerPrime]

Oh he's gonne be there for a while, looking at Schiphol departures, there are no flights until 5:35am and no international flights to the US untill 10:00am (local time, its about 2:30 there now). I hope he still pulls through with the weed, smokes and while high lose track of time and miss his flight.

Or gets belligerent and thrown off yet another flight.

 

[Um...]

Hanging around the (unheated) airport (“not gonna rent a room!”) at 2am while a drunken Ralph roots around lookin for weed must be super enjoyable for the pack mule wife and kid. The Dream Honeymoon trip goes on!

 

[MeltyTW]

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This warmed my heart. I hoped he'll go to Amsterdam because I knew whatever vision of the place he has will be nothing like the place actually is. Amsterdam would be nothing but a massive disappointment to him in the middle of Saturday, let alone mid of the night. They don't like TRASH and disorder, and feral hogs. Amsterdam is not oversized casino like Vegas. Yes Pig, businesses close! He should take a hint from "no heating at the airport" how Dutch like their things.

I hope he sticks around for morning rush hour, I want to see him holler at endless stream of bicycles.

Doe normaal pig , yeah I really think ralph has not one fucking clue that the Dutch people are not one big Sodom loving happy go lucky degens who love loud obnoxious people flaunting their love of violating basic agreed upon principles of decency

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Remind me again why did Nick Fuentes endorsed a fat raging neurotic pig into America First, because I'm picturing somewhere down the line someone is gonna find out about all this and share these things. I have a feeling he'll either end up on Jimmy Kimmel or whatever un-funny comedian looking to take a swing at the "Alt-Right." And this will finally be the straw that makes Nick drop Ethan from this to save his own ass.

Because again those last tweets about fucking Harris's daughter, holy shit talk about the pure spite this fat fuck has.

 

[Truly Rural]

Will he make it ladies and guntleman?

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