Caught up.
Man, the sequel thread is going to be way less funny.
I think we'll be keeping this thread until Phil's farming adventures stop and Bonnie forces him at gunpoint to change the TUR name. I wouldn't mind this as an archive thread but we'd have to make it like, the Tenacious Expanded Universe to cover all the losers and their various updates.
Everytime a cow goes offline, dies, or simply gets their shit together we lose.
2/3 of those are much better for the cow than anything, and most of us would celebrate getting their shit together if we liked said cow. Hell, even #3, dying, can be a good thing if it's a notorious sex criminal.
Unrelated, but I thought this was funny:
Does he still own the LLc? That's my question. Is the Tranch still a business or brand?
Even the most accepting parents in the world would struggle with 'my midlife crisis son has abandoned his family, is larping as a woman, and is in a threesome gay relationship with two other wierdos'. When you move these people in with said parents, add that all three are raving misogynists according to both common sense and multiple firsthand sources, and consider their standard of living involves leaving standing cat piss on the carpet... add Alzheimer's to the mix and this will turn into Chrischan-level horror in no time.
I hope the parents are just downsizing to another house or poor Anaiad is in a further state of Alzheimers where she just walks around confused but enjoys the company. If her first language isn't English, she might forget how to accuse them of being men in English.
I’d assumed phil would be moving his parents into the world’s saddest nursing home.
My guess too. I wonder if dad expects his son to help take care of mom in any way, shape, or form?
They can make honest Troonshine!
Seeing those pictures of virginal unspoilt moms kitchen fills me with anxiety.
i hope kevin doesnt shout at old mrs logue for any reason.
no chance in hell those people are capable of evicting the coming troon menace. rip, what a mess this is gonna be.
elder abuse gets me even worse than animal abuse
I want you to know that I love your post and you are a handsome and powerful farmer, but the answer is no, Kevin WILL yell and scream and cry at people no matter what. Kevin threw a tantrum at being told he can't go to a furry convention in Texas last month when the tranch is going tits up financially, and while we don't have solid evidence that he yelled we do have him saying how sorry he was for getting emotional at his polycule and throwing said tantrum. This man ripped up a magic card for not going into a plastic slip right out of sheer rage. They tried to teach him some autism emotion related skills when he was in school but he refuses to learn to this very day. That poor old woman, if she sets off Kevvie in some accidental fashion, is going to see an autistic meltdown, which will be scary as hell to her.
And I'm not even including JEN, who fucking HATES his mom, also does continuous rage posting, and might also have a problem with emotional control. Or Jarrod.
Penny's squad are dumb autistic motherfuckers who chose never to properly help themselves, the poor thing is going to hear one or two meltdowns while having some of her own if they all stay together.
Wouldn't that give you a second to think about your own behavior if the second you publish something everybody says "wow that's retarded and embarrassing" and it's not just one Fringe website????
Well, usually photos like this get posted to a smaller community website where the person forgets that they're in a public space and thinks that only friends are looking at them. They get into cozy little groups and talk amongst themselves, their brain thinking of sharing a photo like showing someone around you a photo album when it's leaving a free copy of the photo in public for anyone to take a copy of. It doesn't help when you get a group of toasterfuckers together that they suddenly want to normalize their hobby, so they post embarrassing photos trying not to be ashamed then getting even more backlash than they expected. It's a cycle of bad.
When you're a fat, unwashed sperg with no social life, you're supposed to try to aim upwards and improve yourself, not find a way to somehow make everything about yourself and your life worse.
People who aren't far unwashed spergs fail at this all the time. I hope every fat unwashed sperg and everyone who isn't one here on this farm choose to improve.