Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Averagest Redditor]

Reading through some of the screenshots from Rekieta's Locals chat, I'm struck by just how incredibly vapid these people are. I'm not exaggerating when I say that I've seen Facebook comment threads less retarded than the shit these morons put out. And they pay for the privilege of displaying their retardedness.

I get how the parasocials can be a powerful drug for the terminally lonely, and desperate leather mommies, but come the fuck on... You're throwing money at a middle-aged alcoholic with 5 kids and a mentally disturbed wife in the hopes that he'll notice you. That's really sad. No one's expecting you to do anything particularly worthwhile with your lives, but goddamn, aim a little higher.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

For the love of Christ, the Internet and Nick's Locals' retardation... (replying to this bc your larger posts doesn't let me - not sure what that's about)

1) I've never doxed anyone - not even close.
2) There can be no "sightings" of me because I've barely been there (yes, I do have access) but have been deprogramming from the cult. (Not a joke, actually. ) Any detractors who are there are not me but, please, go forth!

Finally, Himeall, you're doing amazing work here. The ArtFiles are hilarious. Can we make a new word for him? SuperheroHypocriteArtholeface? Hope you're uploading the historical chats. That's where the real messes were.

I have a plan, but that is all I will say atm.

I can't quote the original post or the subsequent post so will piggyback here.

First Chat.
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Second Chat

Looks like Art the Cow had a lot to say in that one. Hopefully he keeps his promise of not posting his wife's shit smeared ass.
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Art's name is not so ironic now...

Panzerdood sure talks a lot. Made me curious to see what kind of words he uses most often. Here are the top 30 most frequently used words from him with frequency. He sure likes using "coomie" to no surprise as the top chatter. Coombrained chat indeed.

Spoiler: words

[('u', 74),
 ('is', 68),
 ('thin', 62),
 ('ice', 54),
 ('i', 50),
 ('the', 46),
 ('a', 44),
 ('coomie', 30),
 ('nick', 30),
 ('on', 29),
 ('!!', 29),
 ('to', 26),
 ('so', 26),
 ('no', 26),
 ('it', 22),
 ('not', 19),
 ('was', 19),
 ('ur', 19),
 ('or', 18),
 ('chat', 18),
 ('oh', 18),
 ('im', 18),
 ('that', 17),
 ('and', 17),
 ('for', 17),
 ('me', 16),
 ('like', 15),
 ('this', 15),
 ('rite', 14),
 ('in', 14)]

Panzerdood is icancook. Has been confirmed by the LOCALS members themselves, and seeing enough of their (plural personalities?). I agree.

It even talks to itself between accounts. Probably mostly harmless and sex crazed, but mostly harmless. Still weird though.

Playing some catch up. Why do you think he means in person? Did he state that it was in person? He's talked about attending church before, but they gather to pray before the cathode ray.

Yeah. His kids have some kind of class that is like confirmation. Pretty sure he's said before that it was a few years long, so they have to be there in-person.

He also said in that chat that he doesn't really listen to the sermons (because he's heard it all before and it is generic and vauge feel-good) so he goes for the worship music. Honestly, sounds like the church is either wishy-washy or Nick is just totally zoned out of it and doesn't think he has anything to learn.

Reading through some of the screenshots from Rekieta's Locals chat, I'm struck by just how incredibly vapid these people are. I'm not exaggerating when I say that I've seen Facebook comment threads less retarded than the shit these morons put out. And they pay for the privilege of displaying their retardedness.

I get how the parasocials can be a powerful drug for the terminally lonely, and desperate leather mommies, but come the fuck on... You're throwing money at a middle-aged alcoholic with 5 kids and a mentally disturbed wife in the hopes that he'll notice you. That's really sad. No one's expecting you to do anything particularly worthwhile with your lives, but goddamn, aim a little higher.

This is the content I seek to provide. Tuesday's archive was the best log I have ever snagged, in terms of entertainment value. We will see what happens later...

While I do not support or condone the low-effort trolling going on (seriously, get on my level and write a bot to do something interesting) it does cause spergation in its wake.

 

[Gay Mouth]

He also said in that chat that he doesn't really listen to the sermons (because he's heard it all before and it is generic and vauge feel-good) so he goes for the worship music. Honestly, sounds like the church is either wishy-washy or Nick is just totally zoned out of it and doesn't think he has anything to learn.

tl;dr I’m going to rant about churches for half a page

Isn’t he catholic? If he is, he’s either lapsed and is going to a generic Protestant modern church, or he’s unfortunate enough to have a new age boomer Catholic Church with a mid priest. That might be his only option if he’s in a small town with one or few parishes.

Catholic liturgy is cyclical on a 3 year rotation, with a reading from the old and New Testament and a psalm, usually connected thematically to each other. The sermon will usually be written around that theme, it’s up to the individual priest. Of course you’ll “hear it all” by the time you’re an adult but with a little wisdom you’ll know it’s good for you and you’ll get something new out of hearing the readings. Music is also woven throughout the mass, whereas in a Protestant service it’s typically a mini-concert at the beginning of the service to warm up the congregation before the sermon takes up the rest of the service. Ive only seen the term “worship music” used in that context, excluding it’s use in African American Catholic Churches.

Speaking of, him going to a Protestant church could explain his complete failure to pull up. They tend to view your sin and spiritual state as a private matter between you and God alone, which can lead to a lot of coomer cope about how your sins aren’t actually sins, because you’ve rationalized it to yourself. Getting into a confessional every couple weeks forces you to examine your behavior, and reflect on it, and you either tell the priest what you’re doing and they confirm that it is wrong and you should stop, or you omit it, essentially lying to the priest, which invalidates your confession entirely. That’s a problem because you can’t receive the Eucharist if you haven’t been absolved of your mortal sins. Confessing and maintaining a pure heart are imperative to remaining in good standing.

Nick was raised Catholic, but Kayla has exclusively referred to herself as Christian, so my money is on them going to a generic Protestant church. These are plentiful and new ones are always springing up. They are usually run by old school suit wearing pastors with a respectable First Lady wife who is also a preacher, or at least is heavily involved in the community and social aspect; or they’re headed by youth pastor types who wear skinny jeans and leather jackets and are “cool” relatable dudes. The sermon is typically longer, a full 30-60-90 minutes, based around a theme with whatever verses the pastor selects to speak about. These churches do a lot to bring people in and make them feel welcome, which can have a flip side. Obviously you want to welcome all sinners into the flock, but you’re supposed to leave your old ways behind and walk with Christ once you become a Christian. Modern churches tend to forget that part. They can be overly lax on looking over and away when someone is fucking up their life and continuing down a bad path. Divorce is commonplace in these spaces at this point. Protestant churches also tend to be blasé about attendance. So Nick can skip out every other week because he’s hung over and just doesn’t feel like it. In Catholicism going to mass on Sunday is a requirement and if you’re in the community, your friends and priest will absolutely be like “so where the fuck were you last week”.

Idk I guess I just wrote that wall of text to convince myself Nick is going to Revival Proximity Harvest Bible church, not St Bartholomew’s

 

[Mikoyan]

Idk I guess I just wrote that wall of text to convince myself Nick is going to Revival Proximity Harvest Bible church, not St Bartholomew’s

Nick would TOTALLY go to St. Barths! ...wait do they have a swinger's club on that island?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Sounds like a Rekieta Law Creation Mythos

"In the begining there was only coom..."

"Fire and Wind come from the sky, from the Gods of the sky, but COOM is your God, COOM, and he lives in the chat.
Once Incels lived in the chat, Coomnan, and in the Darkness of Chaos, they fooled COOM, and took from him the Riddle of Balldo. And COOM was angered, and the chat shook.
And tiddy posting and thirsters struck down these Incels, and they rage quit, and threw their shitposts into the block button.
But in his lust, Coom forgot his Balldo, and left it in his Mustang.
And we who have found it, are just Prudes, not Incels, not Coomers, just Prudes." - The Scrolls of Sellout.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Reading through some of the screenshots from Rekieta's Locals chat, I'm struck by just how incredibly vapid these people are. I'm not exaggerating when I say that I've seen Facebook comment threads less retarded than the shit these morons put out. And they pay for the privilege of displaying their retardedness.

I get how the parasocials can be a powerful drug for the terminally lonely, and desperate leather mommies, but come the fuck on... You're throwing money at a middle-aged alcoholic with 5 kids and a mentally disturbed wife in the hopes that he'll notice you. That's really sad. No one's expecting you to do anything particularly worthwhile with your lives, but goddamn, aim a little higher.

Parasocial relationships are retarded for all the obvious reasons. It's especially sad for Nick's audience though. They pay him for the privilege of talking to him and there's mutual ego-stroking among the community that clearly creates a strong delusional high. But the cult analogy is way too accurate for these people and despite all this financial, emotional, and time investment they put in we have seen that the community can and will excommunicate either by force or beratement for even the slightest wrongthink. These people are putting massive investment into an alcoholic paralegal (Calling him a lawyer these days feels inaccurate) who can compliment and suck their dick one day and turn around literally the next day calling them cunts, retards, and husks for relatively minor infractions. Imagine having an illusory support/social system that you are building up in place of your real life for months to years and having it Thanos snapped away one day because Sally got mad at you and Nick wanted to stick up for his woman. Nick has the potential to curate a kill count higher than KF by catering to social rejects of this caliber.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

tl;dr I’m going to rant about churches for half a page

Isn’t he catholic? If he is, he’s either lapsed and is going to a generic Protestant modern church, or he’s unfortunate enough to have a new age boomer Catholic Church with a mid priest. That might be his only option if he’s in a small town with one or few parishes.

Catholic liturgy is cyclical on a 3 year rotation, with a reading from the old and New Testament and a psalm, usually connected thematically to each other. The sermon will usually be written around that theme, it’s up to the individual priest. Of course you’ll “hear it all” by the time you’re an adult but with a little wisdom you’ll know it’s good for you and you’ll get something new out of hearing the readings. Music is also woven throughout the mass, whereas in a Protestant service it’s typically a mini-concert at the beginning of the service to warm up the congregation before the sermon takes up the rest of the service. Ive only seen the term “worship music” used in that context, excluding it’s use in African American Catholic Churches.

Speaking of, him going to a Protestant church could explain his complete failure to pull up. They tend to view your sin and spiritual state as a private matter between you and God alone, which can lead to a lot of coomer cope about how your sins aren’t actually sins, because you’ve rationalized it to yourself. Getting into a confessional every couple weeks forces you to examine your behavior, and reflect on it, and you either tell the priest what you’re doing and they confirm that it is wrong and you should stop, or you omit it, essentially lying to the priest, which invalidates your confession entirely. That’s a problem because you can’t receive the Eucharist if you haven’t been absolved of your mortal sins. Confessing and maintaining a pure heart are imperative to remaining in good standing.

Nick was raised Catholic, but Kayla has exclusively referred to herself as Christian, so my money is on them going to a generic Protestant church. These are plentiful and new ones are always springing up. They are usually run by old school suit wearing pastors with a respectable First Lady wife who is also a preacher, or at least is heavily involved in the community and social aspect; or they’re headed by youth pastor types who wear skinny jeans and leather jackets and are “cool” relatable dudes. The sermon is typically longer, a full 30-60-90 minutes, based around a theme with whatever verses the pastor selects to speak about. These churches do a lot to bring people in and make them feel welcome, which can have a flip side. Obviously you want to welcome all sinners into the flock, but you’re supposed to leave your old ways behind and walk with Christ once you become a Christian. Modern churches tend to forget that part. They can be overly lax on looking over and away when someone is fucking up their life and continuing down a bad path. Divorce is commonplace in these spaces at this point. Protestant churches also tend to be blasé about attendance. So Nick can skip out every other week because he’s hung over and just doesn’t feel like it. In Catholicism going to mass on Sunday is a requirement and if you’re in the community, your friends and priest will absolutely be like “so where the fuck were you last week”.

Idk I guess I just wrote that wall of text to convince myself Nick is going to Revival Proximity Harvest Bible church, not St Bartholomew’s

Nick was raised Catholic but the Racketeers go to some wishy washy non-denominational thing, or they just watch it on tv. I'm assuming he switched for Kayla, but it could be they went to this place because Catholicism was cramping their style, and was probably closer to their house.

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Parasocial relationships are retarded for all the obvious reasons. It's especially sad for Nick's audience though. They pay him for the privilege of talking to him and there's mutual ego-stroking among the community that clearly creates a strong delusional high. But the cult analogy is way too accurate for these people and despite all this financial, emotional, and time investment they put in we have seen that the community can and will excommunicate either by force or beratement for even the slightest wrongthink. These people are putting massive investment into an alcoholic paralegal (Calling him a lawyer these days feels inaccurate) who can compliment and suck their dick one day and turn around literally the next day calling them cunts, retards, and husks for relatively minor infractions. Imagine having an illusory support/social system that you are building up in place of your real life for months to years and having it Thanos snapped away one day because Sally got mad at you and Nick wanted to stick up for his woman. Nick has the potential to curate a kill count higher than KF by catering to social rejects of this caliber.

I can't fault Nick for not having any sense of loyalty towards his paypigs. If anything, I consider that one of his few redeeming traits. If you're retarded enough to donate some of your hard earned unemployment benefits to a wealthy streamer then that's on you. It's a dumbass tax.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Re: Nick on religion. I remember one night he mentioned he thought the Catholics and the Protestants have it wrong. I’m genuinely interested in his theological views. So, if you’re reading Nick, I’d like to hear what your thoughts are.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

In Catholicism going to mass on Sunday is a requirement and if you’re in the community, your friends and priest will absolutely be like “so where the fuck were you last week”.

Really? Maybe we just live in two very different areas but every single Catholic I've ever met only goes to church maybe on Christmas or Easter. I actually went to a local Catholic church once to check it out and there was barely anyone there for all the 'Catholics' I meet in my area. They're also all deviants like Nick as well. Sex is all the men talk about, it's like hanging out with blacks. Whereas Nick would be taken aside privately and asked what was up with his deviancy if he attended any non-Catholic church I've been a part of, but to be fair if he's going to a mega-church he could easily get lost in the crowd and no one would even notice.

 

[Nol 2]

Really? Maybe we just live in two very different areas but every single Catholic I've ever met only goes to church maybe on Christmas or Easter.

It is a requirement, but being catholic for the parents + grandparents and actually being catholic are 2 very different things

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

It is a requirement, but being catholic for the parents + grandparents and actually being catholic are 2 very different things

I do live on the west coast though so there's no old school Jersey style Catholics that I see on the TV.

 

[Nol 2]

I do live on the west coast though so there's no old school Jersey style Catholics that I see on the TV.

Eh, you wouldn't be too off the mark out east either. The crowd that shows up to weekly mass is anemic compared to the standing room only masses on Christmas and Easter. Its very much a a meme at this point.

 

[footballteam]

Re: Nick on religion. I remember one night he mentioned he thought the Catholics and the Protestants have it wrong. I’m genuinely interested in his theological views. So, if you’re reading Nick, I’d like to hear what your thoughts are.

When weak Christians say stuff like that, it generally means they have started interpreting the Bible in a way that justifies their lifestyle/worldview. So they don't feel called out by the pesky boundaries of the faith.

I imagine few churches in a rural area accept that level of hedonism from their members... if he is "watching church" still, my guess is that it's some church from the twin cities that is more supportive of "alternative lifestyles" and doesn't discuss sinful behavior.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Really? Maybe we just live in two very different areas but every single Catholic I've ever met only goes to church maybe on Christmas or Easter. I actually went to a local Catholic church once to check it out and there was barely anyone there for all the 'Catholics' I meet in my area. They're also all deviants like Nick as well. Sex is all the men talk about, it's like hanging out with blacks. Whereas Nick would be taken aside privately and asked what was up with his deviancy if he attended any non-Catholic church I've been a part of, but to be fair if he's going to a mega-church he could easily get lost in the crowd and no one would even notice.

Most people who were raised Catholic continue to identify as catholic into adulthood even if they are essentially fully lapsed. A lot of places are culturally catholic so everyone is exposed to the culture- Friday fish frys in the Midwest is an example. That’s how you get people who say they’re Catholic while being alcoholics, never going to church, reading their Bible, or praying, not believing in any of the sacraments, being OK with porn, extramarital sex, birth control, abortion, etc.

I guarantee if any of those people were socializing with churchgoers, and spoke that way they’d be given embarrassed looks and taken aside at best and given a serious talk by their priest at worst.

I assume Nick isn’t speaking about his balldo at his Protestant church, as he knows that’s disgusting and embarrassing at heart and the people he socializes with in a church setting don’t want to hear that

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

When weak Christians say stuff like that, it generally means they have started interpreting the Bible in a way that justifies their lifestyle/worldview. So they don't feel called out by the pesky boundaries of the faith.

I imagine few churches in a rural area accept that level of hedonism from their members... if he is "watching church" still, my guess is that it's some church from the twin cities that is more supportive of "alternative lifestyles" and doesn't discuss sinful behavior.

It could be a local congregation. A lot of churches started streaming services (in this case, Mass or Sunday service) during the initial COVID outbreak, and a lot still do. At least in the west, many churches are filled with the elderly and flu season is a thing. Streaming allowed for people to participate in all but communion.

Nick could be doing that, but it's funnier to think he's watching the modern equivalent of the Crystal Cathedral. Well, at least on those Sunday mornings he can wake his ass up before 11am.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

When weak Christians say stuff like that, it generally means they have started interpreting the Bible in a way that justifies their lifestyle/worldview. So they don't feel called out by the pesky boundaries of the faith.

I imagine few churches in a rural area accept that level of hedonism from their members... if he is "watching church" still, my guess is that it's some church from the twin cities that is more supportive of "alternative lifestyles" and doesn't discuss sinful behavior.

I agree with you, but I‘d still like to hear whatever take he has.

On the attendance of people at church - speaking as a Catholic - it’s really no exaggeration to see the Latin Mass/“traditional“ leaning Novus Ordo parishes far more packed every Sunday. Same for Eastern rite parishes I’ve seen (but as a Latin, I don’t have a good gauge on that). A ton of very young families at them, too.

This has been an experience I’ve had across the country, so it’s not necessarily regional.

 

[Maraschino]

No one's saying you should know everything because you're a lawyer, Balldo, but when you know you're gonna be interviewing the guy whose case basically got you on the wider map, you think you'd do some, I don't know, research?
You think Tom Snyder would have risked looking like an idiot when he interviewed Manson by having to ask, "Uh hold on a second, who's Tex Watson?" or "you're gonna have to run that by me again, Helter what? Like the Beatles song?"
You make enough to hire a fucking researcher if you didn't have time between drinking and Balldoing our wife.
"I didn't check because I didn't care" and thats why you're a shit interviewer you drunken cuck.

Nick is unironically succeeding in spite of the fact that he's demonstrating what would be considered incompetence in any other field of work. In any other job, he'd have been fired a long time ago.

He has no incentive to change, not until his audience decides that his inability to even pretend to care about his "job" to put out even mediocre content (which would be a step up over what he has been doing) just isn't acceptable...and at that point it'd be far too late.

I used to care about trying to keep up with his content because I found it interesting and informative, but since he insists on being retarded and cringe to the detriment of the content that got him the success in the first place, I just can't anymore.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick is unironically succeeding in spite of the fact that he's demonstrating what would be considered incompetence in any other field of work. In any other job, he'd have been fired a long time ago.

He has no incentive to change, not until his audience decides that his inability to even pretend to care about his "job" to put out even mediocre content (which would be a step up over what he has been doing) just isn't acceptable...and at that point it'd be far too late.

I used to care about trying to keep up with his content because I found it interesting and informative, but since he insists on being retarded and cringe to the detriment of the content that got him the success in the first place, I just can't anymore.

From what I've seen of his past couple of shows (at least on YouTube, I have no idea about his faggot Locals hot tub homosexuality) he's trying to dial back the coomer shit and put on a show more like he used to, but as other people have said, it's too late for me. I've lost respect for him, and little things that I used to ignore now grate on me. He's not who he made himself out to be, and while I don't really care about his coomer shit other than to find it contemptuous, what I hate is hypocrisy.
He became the sort of person he would spend a whole stream laughing at, the problem is when you've lost the respect of a big chunk of your audience it's hard to get it back.
It's his show, his life, and his wife's ass, if he wants to Balldo it up its his business, he doesn't owe me anything, I never pay pigged for him, and his thread is now more entertaining than his show.
He traded the respect of an audience some of who had followed him since Maddox, to flirt with wine aunts that didn't know who he was before Depp, and weirdos like CompleteRandom, who was nearly crying and melting down because the constant coomer talk brought on the test of a bot that was stopping him from posting pictures he'd collected (like a complete creeper btw) of Egalitarian Btch's shit stained ass. Thats Nicks new audience now
Its a bold play Cotton.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Did anyone catch what Nick said about his wife's dad yesterday or the day before? It was during a break in the day show. Something about what he did for a living.