The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The Hoh Rainforest]

....For instance, you probably won’t notice an infestation of spider mites, at least not until it’s too late to effectively control them....

Do you know a non fire-based method of controlling a spider mite infestation? I've heard of buying predator-mites on Amazon, but that's sus on several levels.

 

[Procopius]

I wonder if they even know what thrips are.

They didn't even know the difference between an alpaca and a vicuna. I'm betting that Phil gets suckered by some magic bean salesman and ends up with a big expensive bag of cabbage seeds.

 

[Näkki]

Do you know a non fire-based method of controlling a spider mite infestation? I've heard of buying predator-mites on Amazon, but that's sus on several levels.

Depends on your plants.. Indoors predators are great, I always have some ladybugs for example. Safer to order via your closest gardening store though. Some plants you can drown in water first, but others hate it and will kill themselves out of spite. For non edible and consumable plants there's effective poisons.

For weed there's canna cure. Less poison, more sticky film mites and others get stuck to, and simply die eventually.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Obviously they'll fail at growing weed in any serious way, but at least their attempts won't lead to months of starvation for animals intelligent enough to feel fear, followed by a mass grave.

 

[the luckiest number]

Obviously they'll fail at growing weed in any serious way, but at least their attempts won't lead to months of starvation for animals intelligent enough to feel fear, followed by a mass grave.

I see you've already forgotten Anahid and whatshisname.

 

[NotFatChild]

One of the saddest parts is, Anahid isn't even Phil's biological family. Phil calls Walter and Anahid his "parents", but Walter is his grandfather, and Anahid is his step-grandmother, having married her sometime in the early '80s. They adopted Phil at some point (not sure if it was informal or legal adoption) and helped raise him. So, this woman who kindly took in a child she's not even related to and treated him like her own, and apparently has Alzheimer's, is now going to have her step-grandson, who insists on being called a woman, and his gross slob partners who also want to be called women, moving into her home and taking over to grow shit weed and probably ruin their house and land. All while dealing with the effects of Alzheimer's and general old age. What a lovely way to spend the last chapter of your life, basically running a troon frat house. What could go wrong?

I don't really have it in me to feel bad. They don't have to let this aging troon into their house, it's a choice. A bad choice.

Just say NO to troon relatives and save enough to put their real name on their gravestone.

 

[norbo]

They didn't even know the difference between an alpaca and a vicuna. I'm betting that Phil gets suckered by some magic bean salesman and ends up with a big expensive bag of cabbage seeds.

Then we'll get to be told we have a special Herbicidal Kiwi Strumtruppen division. Out here saving the world from the Devils Lettuce. You're welcome, world.

Obviously they'll fail at growing weed in any serious way, but at least their attempts won't lead to months of starvation for animals intelligent enough to feel fear, followed by a mass grave.

Don't worry. They'll find a way to kill an animal somehow.

At this rate we're going to get a Chris outcome and one of these fat retarded troons is going to rape the grandmother. I don't know how, I certainly don't know why but you can almost feel it in the air. I've enjoyed the overall saga of troon ranch but it never gets better. Just worse.

 

[s0mbra]

This wouldn't be the first retard troon lolcow to have ancient parents

Penis is going to rape his mom, isn't he ?

 

[glad vlad]

Very interesting!

I just tried using a VPN and a Private window so my normal search history doesn't influence the results:
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"Abuse" shows up! Also, I clicked the Reddit suggestion out of curiosity, and the top 3 results are about Paul's exposé.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/behindtheb...llegations_of_abuse_and_cults_of_personality/ [Reveddit]
https://www.reddit.com/r/4tran/comments/10081n0/hey_uh_wtf_is_happening_at_the_tenacious_unicorn/ [Reveddit]
https://www.reddit.com/r/itcouldhap...his_thread_on_the_tenacious_unicorn_ranch_is/ [Reveddit]

Extensive sperging about Robert Evans and the Socialist Rifle Association:

Spoiler

I’ve said this before on the farms, but Robert Evans, the journalist who does the It Could Happen Here and Behind The Bastards podcasts, has a weird hardon for troons. I was listening to the first season of It Could Happen Here (a paranoid collapse of America podcast from a lefty perspective) during the summer of love in 2022. At the time I was less peaked about the troon menace and I specifically remember finding it weird how he imagined that right wing death squids murdering peaceful trans women would cause the collapse to pop off.

Evans is also a sometime war correspondent who amplified the TRUs message during the great Earl siege and I think either actually went out there or positively reported on other left gun dudes he knew going out there? It is very weird to me that a guy with real world experience around actual conflicts would take the deadly danger claims of the tranchers seriously. I have thought for a while that Evans might have a certain amount of cow potential. He’s basically a leftist gun dude prepper who is heavy into troon allyship and extremely paranoid about ultramagas.

Here’s his Wikipedia page, which is disappointingly bland. He started out at Cracked.com but has made a career of seeing fascism and white supremacy everywhere. Now he’s at the center of a niche industry that produces journalism and podcasts about how white supremacists are the greatest danger facing America.

I’m sure this is old news, but here is the ICHH podcast episode about the tranch from December 2022.

It looks like they’re still on similar bullshit about FASCISM and GENOCIDE… a recent episode is about the gender bureaucracy and trans extermination. These people are exactly like right wing collapse preppers, desperately hoping for a fight, it’s funny to me that they don’t see themselves that way.

A lot of the ultra fans who post on the subreddits for these podcasts are “socialists” who are also into guns. Those of you who enjoy laughing at small, retarded communities may enjoy things like the Socialist Rifle Association, which is basically a place where soys quote Marx’s “under no pretext” and accuse each other of being feds. They are obsessed with trans garbage:

Denied a gun purchase for being trans

Freaking out about dumb shit Trump said

Look, we can all agree that men are bad

Here they are recently talking about how great the Tranch is

When you say they put out a call for help does that mean they’re looking for members of the community to come help them fend off fascists temporarily or are they looking for other trans people to come and help them do that but also live there

 

[Aunt Carol]

At this rate we're going to get a Chris outcome and one of these fat retarded troons is going to rape the grandmother. I don't know how, I certainly don't know why but you can almost feel it in the air. I've enjoyed the overall saga of troon ranch but it never gets better. Just worse.

I don't think anyone in the Tranch has the spoons to rape, but they're all a bunch of idiot manchildren and Penny's mom is a very, very elderly lady with dementia.

They're going to bring the hoard, she'll trip on a Transformer or a laser sight, and that's the hip fracture that leads to the long and drawn-out end. If she's lucky it'll be a subdural hematoma and her husband will let her go peacefully, not restrained and intubated.

Or she might land behind some boxes while Penny and Dad are off dealing with Dad's health, and the troons who were told to "keep an eye on" her notice that they haven't seen her several days later.

Or it'll be less dramatic than that, just an old confused woman who loses her continence and loses her ability to care for herself, and everyone assumes someone else is helping her while Mistress is out hanging drywall.

If they're all on the property, the dynamics of family caregiving are going to intersect with Penny's polycule, and the results are not going to be pretty.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

Do you know a non fire-based method of controlling a spider mite infestation? I've heard of buying predator-mites on Amazon, but that's sus on several levels.

If we exclude hilariously toxic chemical pesticides, there's Azamax (Azadirachtin) which isn't quite organic but it's an isolate/concentrate of neem IIRC. It's best not to use it in the fruiting/flowering stage but it's pretty safe. There's a safety window for using it, basically about a month before harvest. You can drench or foliar spray and it's highly effective.

For actual organic you're looking at essential oils, my pick from experience would be soybean oil (there are various brand names that use it). I wouldn't bother drenching with it although it's claimed to be effective, and I'm sure it is as a preventative (a la rosemaric acid) but I doubt it's "strong" enough for infestations. Foliar spray works great, you have to keep spraying every 2nd or 3rd day to control the life cycle, but in my experience 3-4 applications would eliminate the mite (and thrips once) problem. It's supposed to be safe and break down quickly, I never had issues with it lingering on product and I've used it real close to harvest.

ETA: Predators are a dumb idea unless you have a small and sealed environment to control, even then it's unclear how fast or fully they resolve the issue. If you're growing in anything bigger than a small tent it's a total waste, and it's probably still suboptimal then. Don't believe me? Try releasing thousands of ladybugs or whatever in a room or building and tell me how effective it was. Last I checked, nobody informs the ladybugs that they need to focus on the pests. Maybe some signage or a recorded audio message???

 

[On a Journey]

Do you know a non fire-based method of controlling a spider mite infestation? I've heard of buying predator-mites on Amazon, but that's sus on several levels.

Ideally you would be able to prevent them or nip the infestation in the bud. Drought-stressed plants can be a lot more susceptible to spider mites so the first step is just keeping your plants well-watered. It’s also worth noting that using insecticides can lead to spider mite issues because they kill the natural enemies that prey on the mites but the mites are still ok because they’re not insects.

If it’s just a few infested plants in your garden or whatever, you can get a spray bottle (preferably one that sprays with a lot of force) and spray water on the undersides of the leaves to knock the mites off. You can also add soap or neem oil to the spray to make it more effective. When spraying anything for spider mites, keep in mind that they’re hanging out on the undersides of the leaves. I’ve heard that certain predatory mites are good for spider mite control, but I would recommend buying them from a biocontrol company (i.e. https://www.arbico-organics.com/pro...ite-killer-greenhouse/pest-solver-guide-mites) rather than on Amazon.

What you do to control them in a commercial operation depends on what plants you’re growing, how many plants you have to deal with, geographic location, whether it’s indoor or outdoors, your pest control budget etc. If you have a local extension office they should be able to help.

Spider Mites Management Guidelines--UC IPM

UC home and landscape guidelines for control of Spider Mites.

ipm.ucanr.edu

 

[norbo]

Ideally you would be able to prevent them or nip the infestation in the bud. Drought-stressed plants can be a lot more susceptible to spider mites so the first step is just keeping your plants well-watered. It’s also worth noting that using insecticides can lead to spider mite issues because they kill the natural enemies that prey on the mites but the mites are still ok because they’re not insects.

If it’s just a few infested plants in your garden or whatever, you can get a spray bottle (preferably one that sprays with a lot of force) and spray water on the undersides of the leaves to knock the mites off. You can also add soap or neem oil to the spray to make it more effective. When spraying anything for spider mites, keep in mind that they’re hanging out on the undersides of the leaves. I’ve heard that certain predatory mites are good for spider mite control, but I would recommend buying them from a biocontrol company (i.e. https://www.arbico-organics.com/pro...ite-killer-greenhouse/pest-solver-guide-mites) rather than on Amazon.

What you do to control them in a commercial operation depends on what plants you’re growing, how many plants you have to deal with, geographic location, whether it’s indoor or outdoors, your pest control budget etc. If you have a local extension office they should be able to help.

Spider Mites Management Guidelines--UC IPM

UC home and landscape guidelines for control of Spider Mites.

ipm.ucanr.edu

Alternatively just call the spider mites bigots and say the Kiwi's planted them there along with your transphobic neighbors in order to try and remove you from the area because they are so very transphobic and don't respect your heckin valid girldick.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

It's not good optics when you google "tenacious unicorn" and have 3 of the 6 top results implicate abuse and a cult. Amazing job Penny.

You know it's bad when google stops sucking tranny cock and doesn't nigger rig their SEO.

Hopefully they really do try to grow weed and we can watch them fail hilariously. I think a lot of people underestimate how difficult and complicated agriculture can be.

At least this time it hopefully won't be animals suffering and just their shitty skunk weed dying. Though that might be

I don't think anyone in the Tranch has the spoons to rape, but they're all a bunch of idiot manchildren and Penny's mom is a very, very elderly lady with dementia.

They are still men, and given a high enough level of desperation I wouldn't put it past them. If Chris Chan taught us anything, all it takes is desperation and enough self-delusion... and the tranchers are not short on either.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In this guys case, its pretty clear what the whole shit stems from. Getting ass raped at 7 years old seems like a pretty clear line.

It would also explain why he was in the cavalry.

 

[one_time_user]

She's going to break a hip when Kevin pushes her down by shoving her away from his juice drink.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Excerpts from the daily Kevin update in his own thread:

Kevin had a “stressful day” yesterday. Now obviously, we interpret this to mean “he did more than sit in his room all day” (as we should) and not anything that is truly stressful for us. But however, keep in mind that he did not have much to say yesterday, implying he was busy. And since he normally talks about everything he does, I concluded that this was probably things involving the ranch (or things related to moving out of it). [A]

A couple retweets the second one had me feeling personally targeted…

Of course the first one was this shit:

I just included that part for fun, the primary reason I’m even posting this here is because:

Kevin posted a video of Wisp, however i’m not sure if he’s on the Tranch still. It doesn’t look like his room, but then again they kind of would have to take that shit off the walls to move out. [A]

Even if they are on the tranch, that’s okay, because I feel like Wisp content should be shared here.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

There must be a connection with troons and terrible care for animals. Recently some of my pals were heading to a bunny cafe only to find it was shut down for the time being. They found a review explaining the situation, and let’s just say it’s not very positive…

 

[Ray William Johnson]

Excerpts from the daily Kevin update in his own thread:

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Of course the first one was this shit:
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I just included that part for fun, the primary reason I’m even posting this here is because:

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Even if they are on the tranch, that’s okay, because I feel like Wisp content should be shared here.
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Whatever happened to all of the dogs that they had?

 

[Temperance]

Kevin posted a video of Wisp, however i’m not sure if he’s on the Tranch still. It doesn’t look like his room, but then again they kind of would have to take that shit off the walls to move out.

Thanks for posting! You're right that it doesn't look like the Tranch. I'm betting they've been busy hauling their hoard of junk over to Penny's parents' house, and they're just spending the night there - not fully moved out yet.
It's a 3.5 hour drive:

Whatever happened to all of the dogs that they had?

They still have them, AFAIK. At least seven, maybe more. I know there are five big guard dogs, and two cattle dogs. Paul recently mentioned the guard dogs:

I'm fully expecting the Tranchers to bring their dogs, cats, and ducks/chickens over to Penny's parents' property. I think the sheep, goats, and most of the alpacas will be rehomed. They'll probably keep Pepe the Vicuna and maybe a couple other alpacas just to show off in photos and pretend like everything's fine.