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[FinnSven]

I need to archive and post all of it despite it being skim milk but pennywise was in Germany with the army for 6 years after having his son (despite being an anarchist and hated it)

pennywise timeline:

BIRTH NAME: Phillip Matthew Logue
PHONE: 303-261-7039


Edit:
Story pt1 (in archive)
Story pt2 (already archived)
Story pt3 (in archive)

• born 1980 to allegedly abusive parents who kidnapped him, parents would lock him in the closet, grandparents took him.
• Has two sisters (according to FB)
• grew up on grandparents farm
• religious schooling etc.
• anally raped at about age 7 by a friend's older brother, this lead to complications later in life with him losing 40lbs and needing surgery to repair bowls. F
• graduated 1999 from hs
• wrote about a homoerotic relationship with a male at age 17 where he was NOPED out by family, so he broke up with him
• seems to have had weird homoerotic feels for his best friend
• married to first wife, admits was not a good person here one of the first sexual encounters lead to son being born (Perrin Louge) whose an adult now
• went to the military for 6 years stationed in Germany
• wife left him for his best friend
• has one sexual encounter in the military that resulted in a daughter
• TRIED TO TROON DAUGHTER OUT AT AGE 4
• was a stock daytrader and depression spiral, lived in a weird closed off box where didn't talk to friends/family
• therapist that he said he never paid let them realize Troon, resolved some trauma
• trooned out
• worked at a target in boulder colorado, made a lot of steemit posts owning da terves n bigots. Also posted BDSM content. Allegedly made son and daughter make steemit so they might have seen his bdsm naked troons lol
• had polycule here with two trans subs
• started to tranch in 2019

Spoiler: Penny's son Tranching in 2020 SFW

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That’s the first time I saw Penny’s his-story.

Sad.

One thing, and with all due respect to any homosexual gentlemen and ladies here, why is it when kids who grow up to be queer are abused in childhood they often grow to be far more fucked up adults than kids who grow up to be straight who get abused?

Is it because despite the abuse, straight people are unconsciously feel more supported or something?

Anyhoo. Kevvie, Penny and the rest of them are living arguments for more psychological assessment and intervention in schools.

I am sure if most of the tranchers had more opportunity to speak to competent therapists, the tranch would never have come to be, penny’s kids, if born would have a more responsible and honest father, and Kevvie might actually have a job.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Focault-Americans.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Ok, so this explains it, he heard “Stayin’ Alive” as a kid, assumed the Gibb brothers were girls with beards, thought he must be one, and the rest is twisted history.


Who knew The Bee Gees with their marketable pop-disco harmonies and only one brother who didn’t have a face for radio could influence a stupid mind so much?

I’m smug to learn that I’m in the apparent minority who knew that Kevin’s surname sounds exactly and fittingly lke what he does all day, gets gibs gibs gibs.
If I’m not mistaken part of the Tranch’s address is Gibs county, or road or something?
Gods hollow laugh

 

[Pedophobe]

I think it rhymes with "GIF".

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Today I think I the most meaningless daily update ever. At this point I’m just doing because it would displease my autism to stop.
Kevin makes an observation in a gas station bathroom. [A]

He finally got around to watching Wolfwalkers. It has also given him tattoo inspo. [A]

Now, because I feel like I have to make this post somewhat worth posting, I decided to throw in some of Kevin’s horny retweets from last night.

Spoiler: Mostly furry shit

I checked in on Steb. He mostly retweeted horny furry shit, but I feel like this should be included in today’s writeup for even more flavor. [A]

Wedge shares a fun fact. [A]

Not content with one, he shares another. Bonus Neck appearance in replies [A]

 

[stupid frog]

Kevin's pointing out of the "obvious" toilet paper goes in toilet shows his privledge and he's too fucking stupid to even realize it.

 

[Ray William Johnson]

Kevin's pointing out of the "obvious" toilet paper goes in toilet shows his privledge and he's too fucking stupid to even realize it.

Well I guess I must be privileged too, then, because I can't imagine anyone putting used toilet paper in a garbage bin unless they just blew their nose with it or cut themselves while shaving and had to bring bits of it out of the bathroom.

 

[rotpocket]

Well I guess I must be privileged too, then, because I can't imagine anyone putting used toilet paper in a garbage bin unless they just blew their nose with it or cut themselves while shaving and had to bring bits of it out of the bathroom.

Sometimes in areas where plumbing is poorly set up flushing toilet paper can cause blockages - that might be what Stupid Frog is referring to. Where I live it's pretty common not to flush toilet paper because the plumbing can't handle it, it's an annoying facet of living in a poor area.

 

[stupid frog]

Yeah, I've been to rural areas where you can't flush. That might be half poor and half just living out in the sticks.
I feel like I've seen Europeans complaining about low water pressure causing issues as well.

 

[fishercat]

Yeah, I've been to rural areas where you can't flush. That might be half poor and half just living out in the sticks.
I feel like I've seen Europeans complaining about low water pressure causing issues as well.

It's also a problem in really old houses.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sometimes in areas where plumbing is poorly set up flushing toilet paper can cause blockages - that might be what Stupid Frog is referring to. Where I live it's pretty common not to flush toilet paper because the plumbing can't handle it, it's an annoying facet of living in a poor area.

Hence the reason for the sign: telling people who come from another place that here the toilet paper is flushable.

Kevin truly needs to check his privilege, here: a lot of those people are brown, and the other area is an entire country.

Although as a "musk slut" he probably doesn't mind the smell of accumulated used toilet paper.

 

[Ray William Johnson]

Sometimes in areas where plumbing is poorly set up flushing toilet paper can cause blockages - that might be what Stupid Frog is referring to. Where I live it's pretty common not to flush toilet paper because the plumbing can't handle it, it's an annoying facet of living in a poor area.

How do you deal with the TP, then? Do you have to keep grocery bags on hand?

 

[fishercat]

How do you deal with the TP, then? Do you have to keep grocery bags on hand?

From my experience with shitty plumbing: have a plunger on hand and never flush too much at once.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

How do you deal with the TP, then? Do you have to keep grocery bags on hand?

Feed the shitty toilet paper to Jen or something. Additionally this works for “what happens when the toilet clogs”.

Anyways, update for today!
Kevin had a “stressful day” yesterday. Now obviously, we interpret this to mean “he did more than sit in his room all day” (as we should) and not anything that is truly stressful for us. But however, keep in mind that he did not have much to say yesterday, implying he was busy. And since he normally talks about everything he does, I concluded that this was probably things involving the ranch (or things related to moving out of it). [A]

A couple retweets the second one had me feeling personally targeted…

The Office [A]

Photo Kevin took made its rounds as a meme again. [A]

Kevin posted a video of Wisp, however i’m not sure if he’s on the Tranch still. It doesn’t look like his room, but then again they kind of would have to take that shit off the walls to move out. [A]

Smh Wedge has always been displaying misogynistic tendencies since childhood, and now look at him actively undermining women as a whole on a societal level [A]

Spoiler: Media

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Edit: New post [A]

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A couple retweets the second one had me feeling personally targeted…
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Well, since I don't have ADHD I'm going to keep these tabs open.

 

[Ray William Johnson]

I don't give a shit about archiving this because I'm tired and going to bed soon. Bite me.

Nigger if your vagina looks like corned beef and you aren't a tranny, you need to see a gynecologist. That shit isn't normal. Ladies if your pussy actually does taste like a reuben sandwich hit me up because that shit is tasty.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Since the Tranch threads are clearly the places where knowledge is shared, I keep a common garden stick on hand for plumbing issues.

If it's not all going down, fuckin' GI Joe that shit.

Cradle the ballcock with one hand and with the other hand, reach in with the stick, pull out as much TP and matter out from around the hole as you can, and then work on it.

Science!

 

[FinnSven]

Since the Tranch threads are clearly the places where knowledge is shared, I keep a common garden stick on hand for plumbing issues.

If it's not all going down, fuckin' GI Joe that shit.

Cradle the ballcock with one hand and with the other hand, reach in with the stick, pull out as much TP and matter out from around the hole as you can, and then work on it.

Science!

Well a horrible solution for them could be to hire an outside plumber, but when it comes to to matter of the bill, a threesome with Kevvie and Jen may be offered.

No matter the time, materials, or complexity of the job, any red blooded plumber would graciously forget the bill and gratefully flee from the tranch never to return.

 

[rotpocket]

How do you deal with the TP, then? Do you have to keep grocery bags on hand?

Little trash can next to toilet is a pretty common solution!

 

[In the Sick of It]

I visited Greece once and you couldn't flush toilet paper there, there's just a little bin next to every toilet for the paper. I was told that was commonplace there and in a few other countries, and that it was due to very old pipes being too narrow to handle paper.