FIGGIN Repulsive Phil claims people have sex with him - A-logs CWC

[LordCustos3]

Phil, bouncing and squeaking whilst you furiously pull at that microscopic excuse for a penis in "headmate space" does not count as a sexual encounter with "people". You're playing with yourself and given that it is you doing it, it is a disgusting practice. Stop it.

When Phil jacks jills off....which ends up dirtier? His hand or his junk?

 

[bzewzi]

Maybe he's speaking fig-uratively.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

When Phil jacks jills off....which ends up dirtier? His hand or his junk?

Different strains of bacteria that have been cultivated on different parts of his body pass from one to the other so it sort of balances out.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Unlike CWC, Phil actually takes his money to brothels wanting to purchase a fuckmommy.

But meh, Phil doesnt want a "Mother figure" you could fuck anyway.

 

[Bad Dog]

You mean the ones that """"""rape"""""" you, Phil?

 

[Sparklepants]

Shoving a phone up your ass while people spam your phone doesn't count as sex either.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Phil, your trying to clown CWC who is merely lazy gross when you have set the bar so low at being aids pirate harpy gross. Gtfohwtbs.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

So what? It's really not that big of a deal.

(Not you, OP. I mean Phil.)

 

[Handsome Pete]

a rare act of getting shit done of his own volition...we think.

Let's say Chris is only getting the name change because someone is prodding him into it.

That still makes him better than Phil at accepting transition advice.

 

[Judge Holden]

someone should tell him being repeatedly raped by his father doesnt count.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

Actual sex or figging?

 

[TopCat]

Hand doesn't count.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

figging

Has anyone else ever figged Phil?

 

[Fulda's Gap]

When you have to compare yourself to CWC, that speaks autistic volumes.

 

[LordCustos3]

Unlike CWC, Phil actually takes his money to brothels wanting to purchase a fuckmommy.

But meh, Phil doesnt want a "Mother figure" you could fuck anyway.

I got Two Words for you: "Daddy Issues"
I got Two MOAR words for you: "Restraining Orders"

and by that I mean a potato 'ordered' someone to put him in restraints and 'have their way with him'.....so they handcuffed him facedown to a stained futon.....and then left for the weekend. So he lay their in the dark, he fantasized again about "Daddy" doing The Bad Thing to him, and it made his 1/4 inch twig grow to a 5/8 inch twig, and called that a victorious sexual conquest.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Phil senpai will never notice you.

 

[bzewzi]

I got Two Words for you: "Daddy Issues"
I got Two MOAR words for you: "Restraining Orders"

and by that I mean a potato 'ordered' someone to put him in restraints and 'have their way with him'.....so they handcuffed him facedown to a stained futon.....and then left for the weekend. So he lay their in the dark, he fantasized again about "Daddy" doing The Bad Thing to him, and it made his 1/4 inch twig grow to a 5/8 inch twig, and called that a victorious sexual conquest.

Your fantasy life concerns me.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Has anyone else ever figged Phil?

He may have done it to himself once or twice.

 

[Caddchef]

Chris gets all the sex

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Chris has mediocre taste in catgirls and i would not sex with Phil.

 

[Strelok]

I still don't understand why his goal is "less garbage than CWC". Even if he was right, congrats, you are instead the #2 most sad person on the internet. Hooray for you.