Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

[buttmunch]

So whoms going to be the poor soul that sits through hours of vickers next dog shit podcast to find out what he's actually talking about?

 

[Tiger Jack]

I expect nothing. Vickers always does this when he thinks he has Ralph cornered on something. He gets very smug, overplays his hand, and ends up fucking it up.

 

[break these cuffs]

I expect nothing. Vickers always does this when he thinks he has Ralph cornered on something. He gets very smug, overplays his hand, and ends up fucking it up.

He seems to have the rather common belief the law is the authority you call on to punish someone you don't like for everything little thing you can think of. US courts are virtually always late and gay. I don't think Vickers' Ye Olde Shekel Emporium has gotten him gala invites and tee times with Commiefornia's elite. No judge in any Vickers' case is going to take an even passing personal interest in the case because they recognize him as large donor to a foundation they also supports or know they're loosely related by marriage through third cousins or whatever. Vickers is just another vindictive dad who hates the guy who knocked up his daughter and his weapon of choice is a judge's gavel. Someone down the line is going to get annoyed by it and I'm going to laugh when Vickers gets rapped on the knuckles over his legal fumblings.

 

[HackerX]

Can I just say how Mad at the Internet it makes me to see people who’ve attached themselves to the Gunt like barnacles calling other people fat as an insult without the slightest hint of irony? Ralph’s body looks like a Mr Potatohead held over an open flame.

I'd guess the majority of posters here were fans of the Killstream, to some extent, at one point.

I sometimes wonder how miserable my life would be if I were still a fan, for whatever reason.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph never gets his comeuppance so there's a 99.9% chance that nothing will come if it but if he inadvertently gets fucked by his most fervent, dedicated janny that would just be extremely on-brand.

He's literally fleed the country his daddy gave him, hidding in Mexico, afraid to go outside, lives trying to dance around every issue he's involved in but constantly stumbling due to being a brain damaged wigger and during the pillstrams last week he was literally sobbing at Vickers "just leave me alone" like he did during the Jim stream.

Vickers won, being cringe does not change the fact he has upended Ralph's live and placed him in a state of perpetual dread.

He has no reason to stop as long as Ralph keeps giving him ammo, either. His legal actions may be petty, but not frivolous.

He said on the fediverse he's paid about 12k for the last 2 years of legal actions, that's not really that much to destroy his daughter's abusive groomer through the legal system.

 

[Absurdity]

Ralph never gets his comeuppance so there's a 99.9% chance that nothing will come if it but if he inadvertently gets fucked by his most fervent, dedicated janny that would just be extremely on-brand.

Ralph almost always gets what's coming to him, sometimes near instantaneously, but he resumes hogwallerin as soon as he can open his deformed snout. The question is what kind of consequence could have the potential to shut him up for good. I believe the answer is somewhere between mouth cancer and/or death. Death will be undoubtedly premature for him, but for the rest of us it will seem like he's hollered enough for a few lifetimes. Whatever the cause of his final silence, I hope it's over some absurdly trivial thing. Maybe like trying to tie his shoes in front of a steamroller or something.

 

[break these cuffs]

He said on the fediverse he's paid about 12k for the last 2 years of legal actions, that's not really that much to destroy his daughter's abusive groomer through the legal system.

That's a lot of Disneyland passes he didn't put on layaway! Taking what the Goutlord says at face value isn't wise, doubly so when he's talking about his Ws. I'd think it was reasonable if a legal kiwi estimated the $12k. I'd look up at the sky to check if Vickers told me it was blue.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

What Eso and May are talking about is what was filed yesterday.

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The tl;dr is that Ralph has an upcoming court appearance to defend himself for contempt in the proceedings. His lawyer just filed the legal equivalent of Ralph saying "ITS NAWT TRUUUUUUUUUUE!"

That's the supposed big Ralpha W.

Following this up:
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Why this is important: EsoShaggy (Not to be confused with the more accurately labeled EsoFaggy) Tweeted out Faith's filing for the above contempt charge. The paperwork Eso posted could have only come from either Faith, Ralph or Vickers after he filed a FOIA. If it didn't come from Faith or Vickers, it would have had to come from Ralph. By doing this, it would mean he has violated not only the DVRO but possibly the custody agreement. What Vickers is saying here, is that he FOIA'd the list of people who FOIA'd the contempt doc and has found he's the only name on the list. This legally proves only 3 people held the doc Eso published.

Ralph is catching new charges on the DVRO and Custody agreement and it's EsoShaggy's fault.

So Vickers claims that publishing documents that he has personally FOIA'd and talked about on stream is harassment when it's done by the other side? I guess that I could be misunderstanding something, but it sounds gay.

 

[RollerGator]

Death will be undoubtedly premature for him, but for the rest of us it will seem like he's hollered enough for a few lifetimes. Whatever the cause of his final silence, I hope it's over some absurdly trivial thing. Maybe like trying to tie his shoes in front of a steamroller or something.

I wonder if he'll be buried or cremated. Or maybe Meigh will just donate his porcine remains to the nearest meat rendering plant.

 

[Telemeter]

That's a lot of Disneyland passes he didn't put on layaway! Taking what the Goutlord says at face value isn't wise, doubly so when he's talking about his Ws. I'd think it was reasonable if a legal kiwi estimated the $12k. I'd look up at the sky to check if Vickers told me it was blue.

You don't need to believe anything he has to say to see that Ralph's entire life has been upended and he was openly drunkenly sobbing while pleading to Vickers to "leave me alone" last week.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Mr Vickers spends money exclusively to ruin Ralph's life. Mr Morris earns it. They're the ultimate father in law double team.

For whatever reason, Ralph's been antagonising Morris the last few days desperately squirming for a W. It really fries has bacon that he hasn't had a single bite.

Maybe A Man, Duh is having occasional moments of clarity now the financial safety net is gone so Ralph's trying to make going home a radioactive prospect.

 

[Telemeter]

Mr Vickers spends money exclusively to ruin Ralph's life. Mr Morris earns it. They're the ultimate father in law double team.

For whatever reason, Ralph's been antagonising Morris the last few days desperately squirming for a W. It really fries has bacon that he hasn't had a single bite.

Maybe A Man, Duh is having occasional moments of clarity now the financial safety net is gone so Ralph's trying to make going home a radioactive prospect.

Ralph is a girl with daddy issues. Everything he does is what you would expect from someone like that.

His acting up is his way to get daddy Morris' attention so he gives Ralph back his credit card.

Seems like the Morris family as a whole decided it was time to stop and just cut May off as a whole after the airport incident where Ralph spent an hour suicide baiting May's mom.

So now Morris is just ignoring them and having some light engagement with other logs and nothing makes Ralph seethe more than not being acknowledged. Daddy needs to notice him and he's going to cut himself to if he needs to!

 

[break these cuffs]

Mr Vickers spends money exclusively to ruin Ralph's life. Mr Morris earns it. They're the ultimate father in law double team.

For whatever reason, Ralph's been antagonising Morris the last few days desperately squirming for a W. It really fries has bacon that he hasn't had a single bite.

Maybe A Man, Duh is having occasional moments of clarity now the financial safety net is gone so Ralph's trying to make going home a radioactive prospect.

Morris will likely always take Meigh back even if it's just for Cozy's sake. I'd make legal guardianship, adoption, or whatever is available under NY law of Rozy a requirement for continuing support if I were him. There will always be a damaged z-lister for Meigh to chase. No reason to let her drag a kid along without any sort of legal recourse.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I'd guess the majority of posters here were fans of the Killstream, to some extent, at one point.

I sometimes wonder how miserable my life would be if I were still a fan, for whatever reason.

I’ve had a strong distaste for Ralph since his shitty aylawg blog made him think he was a journalist back in gamergate.

When he was stealing IBS, I’d listen when metokur was on. Ralph was smart for a little while and just acted like an actual host, so it wasn’t just about him and didn’t actively put me off.

But then it started fading, and Ralph plumped back up from his jail shape, and his sense of security evaporated and his shit just became a boring vehicle for his feuds. I lost track of him and found Josh’s MATI stream to fill the content void, and the corn stream drama happened, and here we are

 

[AnOminous]

Someone down the line is going to get annoyed by it and I'm going to laugh when Vickers gets rapped on the knuckles over his legal fumblings.

The only real advantage Vickers has is that his opponent is Ralph, who can be trusted to do things like show up for hearings drunk off his ass a-hootin and a-hollerin. Judges hate that. They're pretty used to litigants (especially domestic relations litigants) whining about everything under the sun.

 

[bile demon]

I wonder if he'll be buried or cremated. Or maybe Meigh will just donate his porcine remains to the nearest meat rendering plant.

If they are going to burn his bloated pig carcass, they better send it to some American Grade™ crematorium that's built to withstand the temperatures deathfat corpses create when ignited. Ralph is 300 pounds worth of ethanol-soaked lard, tightly packed into a spherical body 5 ft in diameter with no notable appendages. He's built like a (sub)human bricket. Once that manlet monstrosity catches on fire, the heat is likely to reach an excess of 6 gorillion Kelvin and will melt the furnace faster than jet fuel melts steel beams.

 

[Fornicario]

I wonder if he'll be buried or cremated. Or maybe Meigh will just donate his porcine remains to the nearest meat rendering plant.

No decent slaughterhouse would take an obvious downer like Ralph. He'd be chopped for the lights and mulched.

 

[Jack Awful]

The only real advantage Vickers has is that his opponent is Ralph, who can be trusted to do things like show up for hearings drunk off his ass a-hootin and a-hollerin. Judges hate that. They're pretty used to litigants (especially domestic relations litigants) whining about everything under the sun.

Based on Vickers's history he'll still manage to lose to Ralph.

 

[AltisticRight]

So Vickers claims that publishing documents that he has personally FOIA'd and talked about on stream is harassment when it's done by the other side? I guess that I could be misunderstanding something, but it sounds gay.

No what he did was FOIA the FOIA list of the document and only his name was on there, therefore EsoFaggot obtained the document from Ethan Ralph.

It would be fine if EsoFaggot FOIA'ed the document to share, that's totally legal, though he'd be doxing himself in the process. It's a big gay mess, this shit happened more than a month ago.

Based on Vickers's history he'll still manage to lose to Ralph.

I'm actually curious what a "W" would look like.
If it's putting Ethan in jail, he's taken L after L.
If it's making Ethan's life a miserable hell, then he's achieved that so far.
If it's cutting Ethan Ralph out of his life, then he's also taken many Ls.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I'm actually curious what a "W" would look like.
If it's putting Ethan in jail, he's taken L after L.
If it's making Ethan's life a miserable hell, then he's achieved that so far.
If it's cutting Ethan Ralph out of his life, then he's also taken many Ls.

Gunt’s life was a miserable hell before he ever met Vickers