DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ZehnBoat]

Phil: "All the health problems my parents are starting to get in their late 60's I already have"
I love how he says this with a complete lack of self awareness of how unhealthy his lifestyle is.

but he was totally a big bulky weightlifter
and he could totally take on mike tyson

 

[00R-Gundam]

Im no doctor-kiwi.

But for someone who claims to be eating healthier meals and slowing down on eating fast food, his health has been on the decline this last few years. Mind you all the shit he has gone through is petty compared to an actual health scare or serious health problems. Finally all of his problems could be avoided is he was a cleaner person and stop eating fast food and actually exercise.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Im no doctor-kiwi.

But for someone who claims to be eating healthier meals and slowing down on eating fast food, his health has been on the decline this last few years. Mind you all the shit he has gone through is petty compared to an actual health scare or serious health problems. Finally all of his problems could be avoided is he was a cleaner person and stop eating fast food and actually exercise.

The grease was keeping the bad health at bay. He has no protection now!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The grease was keeping the bad health at bay. He has no protection now!

Well, we always knew that Phil had thin skin. This is just further proof.

 

[RougeRed]

Well, we always knew that Phil had thin skin. This is just further proof.

It's thin because he keeps eating it.

 

[Super Dent Head]

It's thin because he keeps eating it.

Sometimes I regret learning to read.

 

[Iron Father]

"Bugged bodywash dood! Fuck it,
I'm never showering again!"

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I'll expand a little more and it goes into newer games MvC, Injustice and Dragonball Fighterz and that's super armor or whatever those games call it. He'd always play the ginormo dudes cause they'd have the super armor to make up for being slow he did it with Solomon Grundy in Injustice, the Thanos/Nemesis combo in MvC and Android 16 in Fighterz.

Plus it serves as another example of his oddly shaped luck since he also happens to crave alotta big roided sweaty muscleman balls 7 days a week not just on his dayawff.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Can't wait for the salt when he realizes shorts make a pittance and aren't the gateway to a world of gacha pulls.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Phil: "All the health problems my parents are starting to get in their late 60's I already have"
I love how he says this with a complete lack of self awareness of how unhealthy his lifestyle is.

Be ready for this TL;DR because I will post my autistic analysis of why Phil is lying and exaggerating about this situation.

His argument was that he INHERITED his problems from his parents rather than the situation being his fault, Phil is narcissistic so it's never his fault, it's as retarded as when he said that his gout was her aunt's fault because she never told anyone she had gout so if Phil had knew he would have been more careful (whicj begs the question, if she never told anyone how did Phil knew she had gout?).

At 2:14 he said he has a lot of medical issues but he doesn't like talking about them, 2 seconds after this he says "just being transparent with my audience right now" which as always indicates a lie.

At 8:20 he says "I have a body that sadly seems to have issue after issue, and the weird part about is...so my parents"
He proceeds to say how his parents have all of the same issues, the implication here is that it's not his fault and that he inherited them, why mention that otherwise? if you had a friend with the same medical problems would you mention? No, because it has nothing to do with anything, he mentioned that his parents have health issues similar to him to imply it's genetics and not his fault.

He said at one point "I went to the doctor yesterday I got...diagnosed" remember this because it's important, you can tell it's real because it conveniently happened yesterday. The doctor said that his skin condition was the worst that he has ever seen (as always the king of victimization is the worst case a doctor ever saw in his life) . Phil said then "The doctor said you absolutely have to get uhhh...*snaps fingers* like some kind of moisturizer cream" Yes I'm sure the doctor used such technical terms as that , I'm sure this is not Phil using google and finding out he can use cream and lying about a doctor visit to claim he is doing what an expert told him.

"I put it on my hand (the moisturizer cream) and I kid you not (which means he is lying) within an hour my hand was better, and I was like hooooly shiiit I can't believe the difference...just by putting this cream on my hand..".
Phil said earlier that his hand was so bad that it was dried and it started to break like so harlequin skin condition but apparently after 1 hour of a cream that costs 4 dollars his hand was immediately fixed, you can tell this is real and not either an exaggeration or a lie about a problem he never had.

"This is not a fast thing, the damage is so baaaaad I was told basically the damage could take several weeks of me constantly applying this cream two or three times a day to keep my hands uuhhh ah moisturized, the get the moisture back into the skin balance basically (what the fuck is the skin balance?) , I even had to buy...this stupid *lip smack, looks to the side to think of a lie* uh gloves! like cloth gloves, so Imma do at night, when I'm going to sleep"
First of all he said this is not a fast thing and that it could take weeks but somehow earlier he felt better after just one hour of using the cream. Phil is treating this as if he was so messed up that it could take weeks, if it was this bad with his skin cracking and bleeding to the point it will take weeks of cream 3 times a day (plus gloves) he wouldn't be streaming, he is clearly lying, when I fell of my motorcycle once and used my hand to soften the blow it took about a month to heal and I scraped my hand pretty bad going at 40 km/h and falling, Phil is acting as if his hands where in the same state as that.

He later said that if he doesn't use the gloves he could touch his face when sleeping by accident and that the skin condition would transfer to his face, and his whole face would be fucked up, I don't know why this would be a problem since he touches his face 50 times an hour when streaming, but even then he is exaggerating again, it's not like he will touch his face once and his face would be the same as a WW1 soldier that got exposed to mustard gas in just a few hours, but he needs to make everything spectacular.

"This is what I went through yesterday, I went to the store, I bought this moisturizer, then the medicine actually got delivered the same day which is pretty crazy they delivered the giowangioawng to my house so if I do get a flare up of the itchiness of this rash again I can get the rash to stap *nods at the camera* rather than take over my hands (the rash take over his entire hand, he needs to exagerate) uhhh puffff, it's pretty insane *sips water*."
Notice how in this recap he didn't mention going to the doctor, he recapped everything he did on his day off instead of going to the doctor as he said earlier, which is something you think he would mention since it's much more important that going to the store to buy moisturizer, that is obviously because he never went to the doctor and made it up.

It's no wonder he doesn't have any friends and everyone who ever met him IRL hates him, what an insufferable, compulsive liar, low IQ narcissist, imagine someone telling you such obvious lies for 12 minutes straight. It's hard for me to listen to a 85IQ dent lie about everything, I have to keep pausing, I don't know how PoP does it for 4 hours.

 

[detractorzer0]

So he has eczema. What's next? Fucking cradle cap? He is seriously acting like this was some medical emergency.

 

[BallBuster II]

Curley, the boss's son in Of Mice and Men, wore a glove full of Vaseline on one of his hands to keep the skin soft for his wife because farm work will give you leathery skin.

I know the reference (loved Gary Sinise in the movie, and Burgess Meredith in the original).

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

bald

 

[Whaler]

Phil: "All the health problems my parents are starting to get in their late 60's I already have"
I love how he says this with a complete lack of self awareness of how unhealthy his lifestyle is.

It always amazes me that Phil is in worse physical and mental health than my 90 year old grandmother.

 

[Summoned Demon]

So I see the seeds he previously planted over the past few months saying he has a "bunch of health problems" have finally sprouted into, this...

Wonder how he's going to milk his skin condition. He was confident enough to go to the doctor, but he said previously he's too afraid to see a dermatologist to see what the problem is because of the potential high cost. Just like with how Phil thinks he can subdue his gout problems with chery juice, Phil the naturopath is probably going to find other home remedies to keep his health problems at bay.

Talk about a band-aid solution, much like his current stance on growing his channel and branching out, throwing shit at the wall with all this "react" kantent and seeing what brings in the most tips.

 

[BallBuster II]

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I am still amazed at the fact that a 40 year old sub human thinks some low effort pixel art that was simply lifted from the game that he has had for a decade is quality art to display. I'd be embarrassed to have that behind me.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He was confident enough to go to the doctor...

You think he went to a doctor when an Urgent Care telehealth video session at VMC-Renton is an option?

Urgent Care

www.valleymed.org

 

[FamicomGorby]

Weak sauce for the medical saga, I was hoping he'd just gun it and go for diabetes. Way more potential to milk his dents for donations, "Gotta buy my insulin doods, can't stream much longer unless someone sends me $100."

 

[Corpun]

DSP uploaded a side-by-side video for Dead Space.

DSP's old belligerent commentary side-by-side with modern boring low energy DSP's commentary.
There's a part where old DSP is yelling some terrible joke and at the exact same spot modern DSP just goatlaughs.

Incredible. He's evahlved since then.

I was wondering what DasBoCuck was going to edit for free once he dropped YouTube Snorts.

This is real art from Phil's prestream slideshow. You can see the growth of his nose through these pictures, but the last picture in particular is startling. Not only is his nose bigger and droopier (which i suppose is to be expected) but the front of his nose has become very bulbous and round in just the past couple years.

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What year was the second to last pic? Does anyone know? I assume it's somewhere aroung 2017-1018. If so he's aged fucking terribely

Shorts wagequit incoming:

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$.01 per 1,000 lmao

Of course he is going to turn down an easy 400 dollars. He is putting no personal work into them besides uploading, he doesn't even pay people, but ofc he set up retarded expectations for himself and is going to shoot himself in the foot.

Nothing he could do, bugged skin mechanics dood!!!

That whole video is just strange. The fact he autistically decided the soap and shit was the problem and did all these things to avoid going to a doctor is fucking weird as hell. Like dude, just go to your physician or whoever about it.

Even better, practice good hygiene and stop touching your face so much. One of these days he is going to get an eye infection and blame either the gunner glasses or his lights.

You think he's ever even seen Kat naked let alone touched her?

Would you want to see Kat naked, let alone touch her?

 

[Crooked 16th]

Why the fuck can he finish survival horror games in a timely manner? But for every other type of game he will drag that shit out for three times the length it needs to be.