Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@APerson / an antichrist,

Of course, "That only works if you take out the space" - we're counting letters, i.e. Liberty(7) Bell(4), E PLURIBUS UNUM(13).

Don't worry, cows aren't going extinct - ever. They're already quite common off planet. If you want to get a leg up on your future incarnations, go stand in a field for a couple days eating only grass, imagine getting milked by a machine for years, fantasize about bull cock, and imagine the horror of being slaughtered. Rinse and repeat.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

What would happen if cows went extinct at some point in the future?

Brad's dating pool would shrink significantly.

 

[MasterDisaster]

@millais ,

I just added King(4) of Kings(7) to my book Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4. You win a FREE copy! (Message me your email if you want it.)

A book you say? How many pages are in it?

 

[Keerakh]

LoudCustos3 / anonymous cow ard,

You'll be reincarnated as cows - nothing else - for a very looooooooooong time until you're born-again as human. Chew on that cud.

Chew on this: YOu have no power over us.

A book you say? How many pages are in it?

seven. Six of them are empty.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Overchek,

What, are you like 12-years-old? Do your parent74=P16+A1+R18+E5+N14+T20s know you go on forums like this and make masturbation jokes?

 

[José Mourinho]

@Overchek,

What, are you like 12-years-old? Do your parent74=P16+A1+R18+E5+N14+T20s know you go on forums like this and make masturbation jokes?

What do your parents know anyway?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@SCRuler (Smelly Crotch Ruler),

It's easy to prove that's a lie. Message me your email and I'll send you the 188 page almost finished74 book.

 

[MasterDisaster]

188 pages makes for some great bathroom reading; doubly so when it's also going to be the toilet paper.

 

[LordCustos3]

The only love Brad gets is from his hand. Maybe he'd get a girl if he stopped watching CNN and went out and did stuff.

Definitely. He really, really should try to avoid dying a virgin. 'Coz we all know what happens to virgins in the afterlife. They become sex slaves to Muslim terrorists.

That only works if you take out the space in "ofKings", which makes no sense whatsover.
And what kind of synchronism is that? No numbers, no Brads...I'm beginning to think that you're bad at prophecying.

You'd be right. Brad is the shittest, most inept prophet in history. He hasn't even made a single prediction at all, and he still ends up wrong.

Oh, and look...

Brad took me off his Ignore List. Which means he cannot resist it, because the Power of Custos compels him.
Unfortunately, Queen Virgin here must still have comprehension problems or is being befuddled by too strong a dose of his anti-psychotic meds....because I posted a rebuttal to this very point (eg. why being reincarnated as an animal isn't something to be afraid of, and so it is meaningless as a threat.)
This is overlooking the obvious fact that he has no say -- at all -- in what happens to me, or anyone else, in this life or the next one.
But, as soon as the tech is viable, I'm gonna find his trifling ass and transfer his puny consciousness into an immortal robot Koi fish and subject him to 100,000 years of sensory deprivation.

Also, No. I'm not going to take him off MY ignore list until this snivelling, cowardly, unamerican, commie, fascist police-state loving censorship drone takes EVERYBODY off his ignore list.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I wonder what Brad's therapist thinks about his masturbating? Is it at a healthy level, or is he overdoing it? Is it time he got a girlfriend?

Also, No. I'm not going to take him off MY ignore list until this snivelling, cowardly, unamerican, commie, fascist police-state loving censorship drone takes EVERYBODY off his ignore list.

No, you really shouldn't. Since Day 1, Kiwi Farms has offered Brad a forum to discuss his theories, but he refuses to do so. So the ignoring thing is the best we can do... if he's not going to talk to us, might as well silence him. I did.

 

[facepalm]

I wonder what Brad's therapist thinks about his masturbating? Is it at a healthy level, or is he overdoing it? Is it time he got a girlfriend?

If you count the time he spends on counting letters as masturbation time (and let's be honest, it is), then it's certainly unhealthy.

 

[Vitriol]

But, as soon as the tech is viable, I'm gonna find his trifling ass and transfer his puny consciousness into an immortal robot Koi fish and subject him to 100,000 years of sensory deprivation.

This is the kind of stupid a logging that has led to 'the custos standard' being coined as a term for when a thread becomes unreadable bloat.

You should call him and tell him you're batman, that will impress us all just as much.

Get a grip Custos.

 

[Keerakh]

@SCRuler (Smelly Crotch Ruler),

It's easy to prove that's a lie. Message me your email and I'll send you the 188 page almost finished74 book.

now why would I want to do that?
How about you grow up and use better insults instead of your childish shit? Also, 188? Why would any idiot want to read 188 pages of pareidolic pseudo-prophetic masturbation?

 

[LordCustos3]

This is the kind of stupid a logging that has led to 'the custos standard' being coined as a term for when a thread becomes unreadable bloat.

You should call him and tell him you're batman, that will impress us all just as much.

Get a grip Custos.

Its a joke, Vitriol.
Calm down before you give yourself an embolism.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

This is the kind of stupid a logging that has led to 'the custos standard' being coined as a term for when a thread becomes unreadable bloat.

To be fair though, the brad thread has been garbage for awhile now. It's pretty much the dobson thread. It's all insults no content.

 

[Vitriol]

To be fair though, the brad thread has been garbage for awhile now. It's pretty much the dobson thread.

True, but it is not like that is inconsistant with custos and his style:

I got Two Words for you: "Daddy Issues"
I got Two MOAR words for you: "Restraining Orders"

and by that I mean a potato 'ordered' someone to put him in restraints and 'have their way with him'.....so they handcuffed him facedown to a stained futon.....and then left for the weekend. So he lay their in the dark, he fantasized again about "Daddy" doing The Bad Thing to him, and it made his 1/4 inch twig grow to a 5/8 inch twig, and called that a victorious sexual conquest.

There is a point where ironic a logging just becomes autistic ranting.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Vitriol & @wagglyplacebo ,

You guys are assholes; nothing more, nothing less. But you do it well.

 

[Keerakh]

@Vitriol & @wagglyplacebo ,

You guys are assholes; nothing more, nothing less. But you do it well.

and you're delusional. Nothing more nothing less. And you can't even do it well.

 

[bacterium]

@Vitriol & @wagglyplacebo ,

You guys are assholes; nothing more, nothing less. But you do it well.

Insulting mods is usually a great idea.

 

[Cthulu]

Insulting mods is usually a great idea.

I'll let him slide there we do it all the time. It's expected even.