DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[QwahlityKahntent]

great for your back though

 

[DeeTracktor]

What are the odds that he's already missed a payment for his TV?

Very fucking high.

Jeff Bezos will get his money

Phil will have to eat the fees for being overdrawn to pay for a TV he's already begged his dents for the money to pay for

You couldnt make this shit up, 40 years old with a business degree AND A.C.E certifiaction is pretending he has the worst skin condition the Doctor has ever seen to pay for stuff he's already begged for

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Imagine being a slightly big yootoober with decent editing ability and instead of doing videos for your own channel, you become a giant cuck and edit videos FOR FREE with NO BENEFITS or RECOGNITION for a greedy piggy. It's astounding how strong pignosis is on some people, like this could be a scientific study.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Imagine being a slightly big yootoober with decent editing ability and instead of doing videos for your own channel, you become a giant cuck and edit videos FOR FREE with NO BENEFITS or RECOGNITION for a greedy piggy. It's astounding how strong pignosis is on some people, like this could be a scientific study.

Binaural snorts is a hell of a drug

 

[Tears for T]

Just me, (I may be extremly late with this), but isn't weird that Phil and RTU both are from Bridgeport, CT? Most be something in the water.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

So he has eczema. What's next? Fucking cradle cap? He is seriously acting like this was some medical emergency.

The minute he said his hand "immediately felt better" after applying cream to his hand already indicated a lie. There is no cream out there whatsoever that immediately heals and soothes eczema thst fast. Progress is made after several applications of the cream after several days, and any real fucking doctor will tell you that.

The last time I heard about a cream that effective, it turned that one nigga into Clayface. What a lying fuck.

 

[DentSidePhil]

Just me, (I may be extremly late with this), but isn't weird that Phil and RTU is both from Bridgeport, CT? Most be something in the water.

Debunked.
Phil doesn't use water.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The last time I heard about a cream that effective, it turned that one nigga into Clayface. What a lying fuck.

To be fair, Phil’s not too far away from devolving into an amorphous blob, given his “power walks” and food choices. Fucker spends much of his rants smoothing out his face like it’s falling off.

 

[BallBuster II]

Imagine being a slightly big yootoober with decent editing ability and instead of doing videos for your own channel, you become a giant cuck and edit videos FOR FREE with NO BENEFITS or RECOGNITION for a greedy piggy. It's astounding how strong pignosis is on some people, like this could be a scientific study.

He can’t even claim that anymore. He’s not slightly big. He’s small time. His 200k subs is just an illusion. His videos have a hard time breaking 1k views. He gets little to no engagement on them. The other day when his stream blipped it revealed only about 50 actual people watching showing yet again that he’s got viewbots.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He can’t even claim that anymore. He’s not slightly big. He’s small time. His 200k subs is just an illusion. His videos have a hard time breaking 1k views. He gets little to no engagement on them. The other day when his stream blipped it revealed only about 50 actual people watching showing yet again that he’s got viewbots.

A troll channel mirrored one of Phail's Snorts on his own channel and well... just compare the number of views on each one.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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he rarely bathes. DEBUNKED!

Dated a girl with eczema once, it’s not remotely serious. Not in the slightest.

You can get really powerful cream containing steroids (good for bodybuilders, Dave) that even applied every few days make it invisible 99% of the time. IIRC the area went a bit red after she exercised and that was it (not a problem for Dave).
You wear gloves only when you’re diagnosed until it goes away to stop you scratching your face in your sleep. You don’t wear gloves forever.
It’s not a condition that’s inherited or caused by poor hygiene from what I saw but I presume poor hygiene can’t help your immune system in the deal.

He either doesn’t understand it or is milking the pity bucks; it’s an absolutely nothing condition every time I’ve seen it.

Hopefully he has something worse he’s not telling us.

it's all bullshit.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

he rarely bathes. DEBUNKED!

it's all bullshit.

I just see his skin excuse as his main reason why he's going to 'transition' away from gaming more and more.

Hai gaiz, I'd love to play this new release, but my hands are in so much paiiiinnnnn, right now? It's just not pahsible, ok? SnowKarl, you're an idiot. He says (mocking voice) "Oh Phil, why not just use your cream on your hands and then you'll be ready to play the game?" Grow up, SnowKarl.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

He can’t even claim that anymore. He’s not slightly big. He’s small time. His 200k subs is just an illusion. His videos have a hard time breaking 1k views. He gets little to no engagement on them. The other day when his stream blipped it revealed only about 50 actual people watching showing yet again that he’s got viewbots.

I was referring to DasBoSchitt, he's the one editing Phil's shorts and other things together.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How long before he meltsdown over Mr. Beast?

 

[San Dimas High School]

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He lives in Renton though, double Seattle's hardness

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Especially if your diet consists entirely of something that rhymes with boar rash.

But Burger King doesn't rhyme with boar trash.

What are the odds that he's already missed a payment for his TV?

109.99%

The last time I heard about a cream that effective, it turned that one nigga into Clayface. What a lying fuck.

So we're getting Goutface is what you're saying?

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

How long before he meltsdown over Mr. Beast?

Jesus fuck I hope he does, it'll either be about clout chasing fakes who get more out of this shill charity work than putting in or how the government um like fukking sukks here in America like how this one time I went to the haspital and the first thing they did was give me a form to fill on how I was going to pay....okay and how we need to be like the europeans in china...okay that have socialist healthcare.

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

Guys so it turns out, Kat's friend Tyrone has a genetic skin condition and DIDN'T TELL ANYONE. So I must have inherited it from him and now I'm "ashy"? Sigh it is what it is I guess. He says he uses something called CoCoa buTTer? Which, I'm gonna be honest, sounds like some stationary snakeoil shit. I'm just gonna use PAM instead.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

A troll channel mirrored one of Phail's Snorts on his own channel and well... just compare the number of views on each one.
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#ojsimpson

Yeah that's what all the kids are searching up on YouTube..... OJ Simpson

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

Incident 2.0 coming up