"The dahkter said that I have some of the most sensitive skin he's ever seen!"
Not gonna go into details but this week I had a chance of using one of Phail's recent pictures as an example of the damage long-term alcohol abuse can have on the body. I asked 25 people how old they think he was and most answers were in the 53-58 range and they were all surprised when I revealed he was actually just 40.
Maybe Philth's true purpose in life is simply to act as a warning to other people. Ashleigh Brilliant predicted Phil's life even before his parents did.
He literally says himself that he has the same illnesses that his parents are just now starting to deal with.
I laughed when he said he needed professional help for it. Grocery stores sell lotions that treat eczema. They kill the itching and the rash usually clears up in 24-48 hours.
The Dents (You know the ones) would actually have something over him at that point. He would need that money, otherwise he'd literally die.
How the hell is the doctor supposed to know how sensitve a person's skin is? By the whimpering of the patient as he touches it? He might as well have said DSP is one of the biggest pussies he's ever seen.
The treatment is $1000 I'm sure.
But..but the Seattle air is so good! It has healed maaa back"
Especially if your diet consists entirely of something that rhymes with boar rash.
Probably both, he is a little hypochondriac bitch who makes every small thing seem like he had just escaped death but he also wants those pitybux. Remember when he had a tiny cut on his thumb and he bitched about it like he lost an entire arm to a detractor zweihänder? Remember one night when he had night chills and cold sweats and described how he was hallucinating shadows on the wall and shit? He probably had gin-induced sleep paralysis (or is going through menopause, pick whichever you think fits better) but he made it seem like he almost died and even described it as the worst night of his life.
Like with all things Phail-related there's probably a nugget of truth in there and he spins and twists it into something it's not. I remember JoshPoem on Twitter caught the top of his hands having some weird rash a few times plus Phail is picking on his face, hands, behind his ears etc. much more than even a year ago, but it's probably something really minor and caused by his awful hygiene and diet. He is of course gonna turn it into another avenue to beg and his treatment will magically cost $1000-1500.Or...is he telling the truth?
I think he dipped to hard into his youtube cheque during the Scopely WWE Royal Rumble events , thinking he'll make it back as usual, then the $17 stream hit and now he has a medical emergency...
Very fucking high.
I'm pretty sure he uses guides for those games specifically. Not sure why he only does it for survival horror, probably because he doesn't want to get scared on camera, but he knew far too much about Signalis lore for a man that's as retarded and uncultured as he is.
