Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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My grandmother gets one stroke and goes down like a sack of bricks, dead a week later. This jackass eats four and multiple heart attacks, and not only keeps going but apparently goes out for fish tacos like he's Dr. House. But that was funny because it wasn't real. Somehow, despite feeling like I should be angry...I just feel pity. Like the first stroke taking him would have been a mercy.
 
My grandmother gets one stroke and goes down like a sack of bricks, dead a week later. This jackass eats four and multiple heart attacks, and not only keeps going but apparently goes out for fish tacos like he's Dr. House. But that was funny because it wasn't real. Somehow, despite feeling like I should be angry...I just feel pity. Like the first stroke taking him would have been a mercy.
I'll pray for him, but it is only prayers for repentance. I know this is a fool's errand, but yeah.
 
My grandmother gets one stroke and goes down like a sack of bricks, dead a week later. This jackass eats four and multiple heart attacks, and not only keeps going but apparently goes out for fish tacos like he's Dr. House. But that was funny because it wasn't real. Somehow, despite feeling like I should be angry...I just feel pity. Like the first stroke taking him would have been a mercy.
Fuck that....This thread is going to 10K pages. Jack and DSP will outlive us all.
 
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to tell both Richard Simmons and The Grim Reaper to kiss his ass! That's right, undaunted as he is undead, the
Worst Cook on YouTube continues to suck in air and spit grease-laden buffets in the eye of God and Nature.

Come learn the dark arts of immortality that cannot be learned from a Jedi, only from a 425 lb. Special Gentleman
and the fast food aether that sustains his unquenchable Life Force like a Manga villain.

We're dealing with forces beyond Nature here, people. It's rough surf from here on out.
Hang Ten.

PS - MommyWife wrote this description.

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It's from when he went to New York as part of some Macy's cook-off or something. He sent in a recipe for short ribs and they chose him as one of the contestants.

He didn't win obviously.

I'm still waiting to see how badly he looks when he gets out of the hospital. The fact that he hasn't actually posted anything to his Facebook about his trip to the emergency room seems to show that this one was pretty serious.
He's saving the tell all for a CAN'T MISS episode of ”F as in Frank" ft. Jack and Charles Scalfani.
 
He's saving the tell all for a CAN'T MISS episode of ”F as in Frank" ft. Jack and Charles Scalfani.
I really don’t see how he will turn an episode around that quickly especially if this medical incident did some damage. I also don’t think he wrote that comment on Jay Sherman’s post. I think this is more of Tammyposting. Maybe he’s telling her how to respond to comments and she’s doing the typing? Again it’s too coherent and no OBJ’s signal there isn’t text to speech going on.

Maybe Jack has Rob or Charles record a quick update on what happened to him and he gets one of them to post it to the channel? Idk.
 
I really don’t see how he will turn an episode around that quickly especially if this medical incident did some damage. I also don’t think he wrote that comment on Jay Sherman’s post. I think this is more of Tammyposting. Maybe he’s telling her how to respond to comments and she’s doing the typing? Again it’s too coherent and no OBJ’s signal there isn’t text to speech going on.

Maybe Jack has Rob or Charles record a quick update on what happened to him and he gets one of them to post it to the channel? Idk.
I go back and forth on whether it is Jack-Off or Hammy posting the updates. I've interacted with him for a few years now on his show page and personal page. The short sentences make me think it is Jack, but if he had another stroke and heart attack, as Jack-off Junior said, then maybe it is Tammy. But, as others have speculated, God has other plans for Jack-off and perhaps this particular round of heart trouble was mild in yet another attempt to scare him.
 
I go back and forth on whether it is Jack-Off or Hammy posting the updates. I've interacted with him for a few years now on his show page and personal page. The short sentences make me think it is Jack, but if he had another stroke and heart attack, as Jack-off Junior said, then maybe it is Tammy. But, as others have speculated, God has other plans for Jack-off and perhaps this particular round of heart trouble was mild in yet another attempt to scare him.
Yeah I’m with you here except for one fact, it did nothing to scare him as it appears he still plans on going on those stupid fucking Wars Tours. He has learned absolutely nothing from whatever the health incident was in November and now. For any other normal person, it would be more than enough for some introspection. Not our Jacky! MOAR MEAT. MEAT MEAT MEAT MOMMYWIFE MOAR. And I cannot believe she’s allowing him to do it.

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Yeah I’m with you here except for one fact, it did nothing to scare him as it appears he still plans on going on those stupid fucking Wars Tours. He has learned absolutely nothing from whatever the health incident was in November and now. For any other normal person, it would be more than enough for some introspection. Not our Jacky! MOAR MEAT. MEAT MEAT MEAT MOMMYWIFE MOAR. And I cannot believe she’s allowing him to do it.

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That's the part I don't get. He's had how many health scares now that have landed him in the hospital? Strokes, torn tendons, beetus, high blood pressure, a heart attack and he's still going to be shoveling in the fast food.

It's frankly ludicrous that he can't stop eating the very foods that are killing him but he's an addict and doesn't seem to care enough about his health or his family to stop shoveling in the crap.
 
That's the part I don't get. He's had how many health scares now that have landed him in the hospital? Strokes, torn tendons, beetus, high blood pressure, a heart attack and he's still going to be shoveling in the fast food.

It's frankly ludicrous that he can't stop eating the very foods that are killing him but he's an addict and doesn't seem to care enough about his health or his family to stop shoveling in the crap.
That....and he is retarded. This man ACTUALLY believes he is eating healthy. This family have got NO CLUE about what a healthy diet is, wich is proven by his sons message the other day. He just dont understand food at it most basic level, he is like an analfabet thats trying to read.
 
According to SocialBlade, on a best case scenario, Jack on the Go makes ~200 dollarydoos a month, and Cooking With Jack brings in something in the vicinity of 2k/mo. 26-7k/year is nothing to sneeze at, especially at the low, low cost of a few weekly angyposts on social media.

IMO that's a pretty optimistic figure. I really doubt Jack is getting many high-CPM ads given his channel's niche (cooking isn't a terribly high-value niche, fast food reviews even less so), and that he likely has piss-poor engagement metrics which means high-CPM ads are less likely to run on his channel. There's also been speculation that Jack bots views for new uploads which is going to hurt his monetized view count. I'd be surprised if his YouTube checks exceed $1k/mo across all his channels.
Socialblade doesn't bring into account the use of ad-blockers, so take that numbers with a grain of salt, as they are at best just an estimation.
Jack Junior has confirmed that Jack had a stroke and a heart attack.

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Your dad has lived a healthy lifestyle during the last 18 months?
JFC, you are even more retarded than your retard dad.
Also, your wife has had seizures? Like those seizures always used as an excuse why she fell down the stairs in DV cases? This kind of seizures?
Is it me or does Jack have terrible knife skills when he is trying to pass himself off as a semi-professional chef.
He has no knife skills at all. At this point I'm wondering how this fat retard still has all of his fingers, tbh.
 
That's the part I don't get. He's had how many health scares now that have landed him in the hospital? Strokes, torn tendons, beetus, high blood pressure, a heart attack and he's still going to be shoveling in the fast food.

It's frankly ludicrous that he can't stop eating the very foods that are killing him but he's an addict and doesn't seem to care enough about his health or his family to stop shoveling in the crap.
I bet they had a dietician talk to him before discharge. He got the suggested meal plan, couldn't find burnt n' raw chicken breasts smothered in cream cheese and lard and just said, pff, I know what I am doing better than this and chucked before Mommywife came back.
 
it did nothing to scare him as it appears he still plans on going on those stupid fucking Wars Tours. He has learned absolutely nothing from whatever the health incident was in November and now. For any other normal person, it would be more than enough for some introspection.
Anyone else would be scared shitless. Jack after stroke #3 be like:

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You land in a hospital bed after stroke + heart attack combo, you rethink your life till you still have time? That's extremly beta. Jack is not minimill like that. First thing after he wakes up from clinical death is to retweet Subway, then plan another Tour Devour.

That's some daredevil tier shit right there. He's asking for more. One claw, two claws. Penny and dime. Limbless corpse, but hey his mouth still works and Tammy still records . They're on another level. Nothing stops the train.
 
Yeah I’m with you here except for one fact, it did nothing to scare him as it appears he still plans on going on those stupid fucking Wars Tours. He has learned absolutely nothing from whatever the health incident was in November and now. For any other normal person, it would be more than enough for some introspection. Not our Jacky! MOAR MEAT. MEAT MEAT MEAT MOMMYWIFE MOAR. And I cannot believe she’s allowing him to do it.

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How to Gourmet up Hospital Food with Cheese, Bacon and More Cheeses!
 
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