🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

Are you retards seriously pretending like you've never heard someone refer to a Mercedes-Benz as a "Benzo" before?

I've never heard that. Maybe I just don't talk to retards enough because only a retard would call it that.

Yeah if he was earnest in his desire to convert in the near future, he would have been attending RCIA these past few months in preparation for Easter vigil. Guess it will have to wait until next year.

Even if he did that, he would probably get told to fuck off the first time he showed up drunk, which would probably be the first time he attended at all.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Just think any alogs on Twitter that could bait Ralph right now would probably result him in another “abusive passenger removed from plane” story.

Ralph just had 10 hours on a plane with whore and infant, he’s facing another tens hours via plane and truck. He’s already miserable, would only take a nudge to get a public hollering.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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This tweet feels like Ralph's version of I bet you don't even own a suit.
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Ralph should become a Priest.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Apparently Ralphs caught a 12 hour twitter suspension. He thinks its for the pantsu revenge porn threat he tweeted ( and deleted ).

He talked about it on stream not long ago.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Ralph should become a Priest.

 

[free_protons4u]

Apparently Ralphs caught a 12 hour twitter suspension. He thinks its for the pantsu revenge porn threat he tweeted ( and deleted ).

He talked about it on stream not long ago.

It sounds like it is a week now. LOL

Though also sad cause I will miss his spergouts. How else will I know if the Gunt ejaculated into his horse's vagina?

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Holy shit Ralph should totally become a priest it is easy and he could call himself Reverend Ralph!

 

[Tom Myers]

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Got some comments now:

 

[Cad an Hell]

It sounds like it is a week now. LOL

Though also sad cause I will miss his spergouts. How else will I know if the Gunt ejaculated into his horse's vagina?

RIP BOZO

 

[Telemeter]

It sounds like it is a week now. LOL

Though also sad cause I will miss his spergouts. How else will I know if the Gunt ejaculated into his horse's vagina?

No you won't, he's just going to post from May's account.

 

[AltisticRight]

Are you retards seriously pretending like you've never heard someone refer to a Mercedes-Benz as a "Benzo" before?

I think you're being sarcastic but I have never ever heard someone refer to that as a Benzo. I didn't even understand the tweet until someone said he's likely referring to a Mercedes.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Sounds like Ralph had a fantastic vacation with his two lucky ladies.

I think Ralph hates women so much because the very few people who have been retarded enough to love or tolerate him have been women. Even his own Dad knew he was worthless, but not Sandra or Pantsu (yet).

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wiggers and niggers say Benzo, it’s a shitty rap music thing. In Europe they call them Mercs. Either way, absolutely love Ralph bragging about some random Uber driver’s unremarkable vehicle like it was his boyfriend’s or something (to paraphrase @MeltyTW).

I know I always say he has zero awareness of how pathetic he looks, but I mean LITERALLY zero. If he had a scintilla of awareness of how retarded and desperate he looks, he wouldn’t be online at all.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I think you're being sarcastic but I have never ever heard someone refer to that as a Benzo. I didn't even understand the tweet until someone said he's likely referring to a Mercedes.

As already mentioned, there’s an NWA song with the lyrics ‘Me and Lorenzo rolling in a Benzo.’ That’s where Ralph might have picked it up. Back then Valium was the only popular benzo, and Compton weren’t fucking with that stuff yet. RIP Eazy.
ETA regarding Mercs, discerning repeat owners have been selling not trading in their vehicles for the past couple years as MBUSA quality has taken another nose dive, just sayin truffle pig.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Reminder: Ralph drives a fucking Nissan obtained via subprime loan.

 

[MeltyTW]

Apparently Ralphs caught a 12 hour twitter suspension. He thinks its for the pantsu revenge porn threat he tweeted ( and deleted ).

He talked about it on stream not long ago.

Ah, it begins. Null was right this is the final year of Ethan Ralph. Let's make the most of it then guntlemen

 

[toad of the depths]

Apparently Ralphs caught a 12 hour twitter suspension. He thinks its for the pantsu revenge porn threat he tweeted ( and deleted ).

He talked about it on stream not long ago.

Gator confirms.

Dopamine withdrawal is real, twitter is like crack to a certain type of person.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Gator confirms.

Dopamine withdrawal is real, twitter is like crack to a certain type of person.

Oh no, Ralph isn't gonna be able to tweet out how's wearing his BROOKS BROTHERS shirt while being driven in a MERCEDES back to his Mexican crack shack.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Gator confirms.

Dopamine withdrawal is real, twitter is like crack to a certain type of person.

Wait. The Gunt is locked out of his Twitter account? He's not suspended? That sounds more like someone hacked his Twitter account.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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Gator confirms.

Dopamine withdrawal is real, twitter is like crack to a certain type of person.

He’ll just go back to poast or fire up his socks here. No way he can handle Twitter jail cold turkey. Or he could spin this into a win/win by saying he wanted a break actually so he could do Lisbon 3 this week.