Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[ZipDisk]

Is the butter chicken video a year old? I noticed the green night light, and that wasn't this past christmas, it was 2021.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

To add insult to injury, the duck continues to dunk on Jagoff on youtube.

Since Jack-Off wants to act like it's business as usual all the guys who roast him on YouTube should as well.

I hadn't watched the video on Jack-off's channel and this is my first time seeing it. That was an absolutely disgusting recipe.

 

[Sonic T]

I bet the duckman has no idea that Fattypuff Sr. landed himself in the hospital yet again. That's what made seeing another Jack video even funnier. Fucking hell, he's getting too damn close to the light and not walking into it. The longer he stays alive, the more proof that we have that God isn't real.

 

[Aunt Carol]

He would need to be watched and have a few tests taken to make sure he at least can get out of the hospital without disaster striking or just stroke out once he walks back in the house.

You can discharge yourself against medical advice any time you want, if the doc says you have capacity and you can propel yourself out the door. If you have a family member ready to push you out, see ya.

If he's playing along: if his motor functions have been affected by the stroke, he's going to need to be cleared by Physical Therapy to discharge. They have a big say in whether he's safe to go home, home with home health and a promise to use his new walker, or to a rehab. If rehab is indicated, you can still refuse to go, but everyone involved will need to see you and document that they warned you.

Now what I can believe is Tammy is bringing in food for him. I can imagine the doctors put him on a diet while in the hospital and when they tried to order something they said no. Jack got pissy and made Tammy get him some gud fud. One can only imagine what it would be like to a fly in the hospital when Jack is admitted.

If the local hospital does "room service" and he's not on sliding scale insulin while inpatient, he might be happy. Anything less, no way. Luckily, in Current Year people just shamelessly order DoorDash to the hospital. Jack'll be in his element.

I hope for their sake he gets lightly-crispy nurses who just document his noncompliance and move on (with a sprinkling of "...so how do you wipe yourself at home?") and not a starry-eyed new grad who tries to educate Jack on Health Promotion.

I snuck my grandpa Carl's Jr in hospice. He was supposed to die either way, and they wouldn't let him have it, so I had to "make a run"

Man, if a hospice patient is actually hungry, the only reason to withhold a food is if they're going to aspirate on it. It's called "comfort feeding" for a reason.

Then again, maybe the facility already knew that the local Carl's Jr. had gone downhill and just did a poor job of warning you. Carl's used to be open 24 hours, so Noc shift would have had the scoop.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Normal people: *Minor chest pain* "Aight time to cut out basically all the unhealthy shit from my diet"
Jack: *nearly dies* "Eh ten more burgers will work"

"Ten more burgers? Listen, son, I ain't playing minor league games here!" - Jack Scalfani, allegedley

Are we sure Tammy didn't take out a big juicy insurance policy on Jack?

No one will expect murder by Tex-mex tour.

That style of murder would overwhelm every Police Department in the USA, that's for sure.

 

[ZipDisk]

withhold a food

Honestly, the place was feeding them all slop platters. Steamed and mashed veggies. The real tragedy was that carls location was where Grandpa went to lunch on bad days to cheer up. He'd take me out of school and we'd just go to lunch.
He was an accountant and worked a lot of wind downs. That's not a happy vocation.

Eight years later, when they put him on hospice again he said "fuck that noise" and had them send people to his house. I respect his decision to die at home.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Normal people: *Minor chest pain* "Aight time to cut out basically all the unhealthy shit from my diet"
Jack: *nearly dies* "Eh ten more burgers will work"

This is how I see Jagoff reacting to chest pains:

 

[Aunt Carol]

Eight years later, when they put him on hospice again he said "fuck that noise" and had them send people to his house. I respect his decision to die at home.

A safe home with supportive family is the best setting for hospice, hands down. You want to be in your own bed, with your pet curled up on your lap, in a place that smells right and where nothing's beeping.

All my grandmother wanted to eat toward the end was ice cream, so it was ice cream time. Who could possibly argue?

To bring it back on topic, Jack is going to die like he lived: without dignity. There's no way he or his family are going to be anything but Team Do Everything/Dad's a Fighter. I hope, for Jack's sake, that Tammy isn't puppeteering his accounts, just taking dictation. Jack could be perfectly functional otherwise, but if he had to discharge NPO with a feeding tube, what kind of a life would he lead?

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack is going to die like he lived

In a drive thru, craving bacon.

 

[Fata v3]

Is the butter chicken video a year old? I noticed the green night light, and that wasn't this past christmas, it was 2021.

Nah, in 2020 and 2021 he had the vertical Christmas bows on the cabinets, and didn't have the believe sign up.

Check out the cranberry salsa video from Dec 22 and it matches with the butter chicken

 

[Aunt Carol]

In a drive thru, craving bacon.

They'll have to find a restaurant with a big parking lot, so they can take the whole funeral procession through the drive-thru.

It's what he would have wanted.

 

[AnOminous]

The sons have made correlating doomposts, the mother-in-law is calling for prayers, and something is using Jack's account to post that everything is fine and normal.

Jack actually died and his body is occupied by a skinwalker. Unlike most skinwalkers, though, it fails to be convincing as Jack because it can actually speak normally and not like a brain-damaged retard.

 

[ZipDisk]

"Holy shit, I don't know if I can refurb this fucker."

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

They'll have to find a restaurant with a big parking lot, so they can take the whole funeral procession through the drive-thru.

It's what he would have wanted.

the lot has to be full though. that's how you know it's a good funeral

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

New JOTG

Why would Tammy choose goat meat? I don't dislike goat, but it's a very boney meat and if not cooked/prepared properly, it can be a very unpleasant culinary experience. I remember having goat curry a few times as a kid and nearly choking from the ton of bone marrows in it. Lamb is a much better choice since it's delicious like beef yet more lean and healthy. In Anglo-Indian cuisine, lamb goes really well in Jalfrezi and Rogan josh curries and minced lamb is also great in samosas. You'll be hard-pressed to find an Indian restaurant without any lamb dishes here in the UK. However, I don't imagine there's a big Indian/Southern Asian immigrant in the US like the UK and I doubt Americans really consume much lamb either.

P.S. It isn't "garlic bread" Jack, it's called Naan you uncultured swine.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Jack actually died and his body is occupied by a skinwalker. Unlike most skinwalkers, though, it fails to be convincing as Jack because it can actually speak normally and not like a brain-damaged retard.

I think it is physically posting from his phone using his tongue while tammy is out of the room. It is gathering strength to hurl his body out of bed and hurple it onto the next Wars Tour.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

To add insult to injury, the duck continues to dunk on Jagoff on youtube.

Not gonna lie, i saw this video this morning, and it feels like duckman is digging a little deep here.
Yes it looks gross, but when your two killer points are "What if you'd drink all the butter from the pan?" and "Using only salt and pepper? How could you eat this?" you should probably leave it alone.

People underseason their food sure, but when you start saying you need at least 5 seasonings to eat some chicken, you're getting into Starbucks coffee syrup territory. It's becoming the new obnoxious thing among these amateur food critics.

 

[p1138]

Not gonna lie, i saw this video this morning, and it feels like duckman is digging a little deep here.
Yes it looks gross, but when your two killer points are "What if you'd drink all the butter from the pan?" and "Using only salt and pepper? How could you eat this?" you should probably leave it alone.

People underseason their food sure, but when you start saying you need at least 5 seasonings to eat some chicken, you're getting into Starbucks coffee syrup territory. It's becoming the new obnoxious thing among these amateur food critics.

Nevermind the fact that the cream of chicken soup mess is loaded with salt and seasonings, so apparently he just didn't think of that. He also made a few comments toward the beginning about how it wasn't any butter chicken he had ever seen or something along those lines... well no shit.

That said, since it seems that guy is sick with something it's probably just easy crap to churn out to play the algorithm.

 

[100BitchHere]

Not gonna lie, i saw this video this morning, and it feels like duckman is digging a little deep here.
Yes it looks gross, but when your two killer points are "What if you'd drink all the butter from the pan?" and "Using only salt and pepper? How could you eat this?" you should probably leave it alone.

People underseason their food sure, but when you start saying you need at least 5 seasonings to eat some chicken, you're getting into Starbucks coffee syrup territory. It's becoming the new obnoxious thing among these amateur food critics.

August, and quite frankly a lot of people here, don't know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to preparing food and just criticize just to criticize.

 

[ddlloo]

just criticize just to criticize.

It's pretty prevalent site wide, usually it's over-moralizing and not about their cooking though heh.