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If Keffels commits suicide after all this drama. I'm interested to see how the people of gender will twist it to be that kiwifarms somehow did this. Maybe they will say keffels was a flawed individual battling with mental health but they were a hero for getting kiwifarms off the Internet. And now the supposedly offline kiwifarms is the cause for why Keffels killed themselves...

I don't think he will kill himself by the way. Just thinking about the mental gymnastics in a what if situation.
 
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Dyn said:
Yeah but if you go one step more specific and call them a thieving Romano or an unwashed Breso or a backstabbing Puglian or whatever and you can watch them put Jussie Smollett to shame with their aggrieved screeching.
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This was in a italian cartoon, the reaction of napolitan who found this thing offensive was more getting cringed than triggered.
The average reaction of an italian getting racially insulted is usually to either correct you by telling that he comes from the wrong region (which then insults with you as well), call you a cunt (mona) or dickhead (testa di cazzo) or just blaspheming.
RangerBoo said:
A true Italian would never call themselves "ItalianX". Only dipshit white North Americans looking to find both victim points and to make themselves look interesting call themselves "SomethingX". Plus, Lucas and his family have never been to Italy. How can they claim to be something when they never been to their ancestors homeland nor know the culture? You're not Italian Lucas. You are a fat, dickless, pedophile Leaf which is the worst thing one can be. Stop trying to disgrace the good people of Italy.
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The fact that a nigger never set foot to africa doesn't make him less of a nigger, this doesn't excuse lucas mussolini from using its nonexistent italian blood the same way Chris used his nonexistent cherokee ancestors.
Skookum Jim said:
I am half tempted to say that the whole "italianX" thing is a troll on keffals's part, there is no way he believes something that fucking stupid. On the other hand, he IS that fucking stupid, he was a communist at one point, so who the fuck knows. Either way, really fucking cringe, Lucas you are as Muttley as any white north american comes, stop claiming once specific part of you for brownie points. The Italians have enough problems without your fat ass dragging their name through the mud, come on now.
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Again, the loudest, most annoying virtue signalers are those who have nothing to do with the (falsely) targeted victims of (nonexistent) discrimination.

Even if lucas demonstrate its italian blood by pulling photos of its parents in italy and confronting its feet with the ones from this picture
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it wouldn't change the viewpoint an actual italian like me and so, as I already said before:
Some old rug idk said:
You will never be a real italian. You never ate pasta, you have no mafious parents, you have no accent. You are a canadian man twisted by communism and stupidity into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your atrocious dialect behind closed doors.
Italians are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even canadians who “pass” acts uncanny and unnatural to a native. Your skin tone is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk italian home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mac & cheese.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a canadian is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably canadian.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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With the death of Christ in Western Culture, the men and women of our lands were driven not to disbelief, but simply new gods. Abstract concepts like wealth and power have littered the throne, but so have more complicated Godly constructs. We chose our own concepts of the things beyond the veil.

These people however said, "nah, not for me". They instead worship a man who cut off his own penis, whilst getting high on fermented bin bags and horse piss. Those people looked at this forlorn creature and said "I BELIEVE!"

I fucking love the farms.
 
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Some old rug idk said:
The average reaction of an italian getting racially insulted is usually to either correct you by telling that he comes from the wrong region (which then insults with you as well), call you a cunt (mona) or dickhead (testa di cazzo) or just blaspheming.
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Unless he's from the south, then he just shoots you.
 
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Some old rug idk said:
I am italian and i can confirm you that all the bullshit in that link lucas provided is absolutely untrue, italians don't give a fuck about being called "fredo, mario, mafioso, luigi" or so on.
Italians were considered niggers back in the end of 1700s-1800s, but the stereotype was more closer to spanish people and the joke was that they were rats good only to be drowned.
I feel more insulted by that italianx bullshit than being called mario.
lucas calling itself italiam is far more insulting than any "racist" thing people has ever said against italians.
lucas is not italian, it never a
was and never be.
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Yeah, as someone already said, Lucas is mocking the woke oppression olympics with this card.

I won't blame him for that though bc obviously it's just another thing that we all do here. It's just another proof that deep in his heart Lucas still is that edgy teenageboy who wants to laugh about retarded shit like we do and that Lucas actually gives a shit about all the woke nonsens. He only falls to back to that shit if he can use it to his advantage. But he is not a true believer and never was.

I never got the "Are Italians white?" thing. It must be something US-exclusive.

Dale Goober said:
It has been for a while. But like any other whites, they don't give a fuck about slurs.
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I honestly didn't know that and just learned it a couple of hours ago.
Guido is a common male name here and in all Western European countries, especially in those were people speak German.

If someone here would want to use a slur against an Italian it would be "Spaghetti" or "Spaghettifresser" ("Spaghettieater" or "Spaghettigorger") bc of the noodles obviously.
Or even maybe "Itaka" but that's complete outfashioned nowadays as it's a term coming from WW2 era and back then it wasn't a slur as it is just a short form of "Italienischer Kamerad" ("Italian comrade/mate").
 
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Some old rug idk said:
Depends, italians have very big distinction in term of behaviour and language between each region, to the point where we hate each other just because of country of origin.

If the CEO of racism existed he would be from north italy.
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Where on the boot are you from? I want to racially abuse you.

Onni Kalsarikännit said:
I never got the "Are Italians white?" thing. It must be something US-exclusive.
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The only Italians that are white are Napolitans, and they're only white because they were all born in Albania.
 
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Dyn said:
Where on the boot are you from? I want to racially abuse you.
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north-east, Veneto region, the magical land where blaspheming replaces breathing and there is a song to insult people from Venice (the most southern part) and another to poke fun at the people from Belluno (the northern part of the region).
 
cubot said:
Why aren't any of them really mentioning all the shit that was spilled in OP? I suppose they only care about ableism and racism.
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Kiwifarms isn't on the internet, how can they see the OP, plus there is this weird thing where even if Lucas is now an enemy they may never know the full extent of his past.

Deathfromabove said:
Do you guys think that when people like Keffals, Ethan Klein and Lindsay Ellis slip up and say something vaguely offensive and their audience tries to ruin their lives they have a moment of clarity and think "I've created a monster"?
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No definitely not, they believe some bad actors in their communities are to blame and they're not at fault one bit.
 
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