Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[sheepworldvizor]

Ent-sized troon staff member wafting around fake-indie cinema in the burbs today.
Long hair and weak wrists, shoulders as wide as Victoria Falls. Tube boobs sprouting.
I saw an older woman watching him so I made sure to pull The Microexpression of Disgust.

 

[Fapcop]

Ent-sized troon staff member wafting around fake-indie cinema in the burbs today.
Long hair and weak wrists, shoulders as wide as Victoria Falls. Tube boobs sprouting.
I saw an older woman watching him so I made sure to pull The Microexpression of Disgust.

I’m afraid the micro expression of disgust is just (barely) enough for a like.

If you had spat in its face and taken a picture, there would have been a WINNER sticker for ya for sure.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Went through my drive in liquor store and the guy on the speaker was pretty chill. I pull around to pay and its a visibly male black man in a pink wig with long painted nails. I had to restrain myself from pouring the vodka I just bought into my eyes right then.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

I’m afraid the micro expression of disgust is just (barely) enough for a like.

If you had spat in its face and taken a picture, there would have been a WINNER sticker for ya for sure.

*microexpression of disappointment engaged*

 

[Hyperborean Fried Rice]

I've had a couple. I live in the capitol of a midwestern swing state so it's par for course.

1. Browsing thru my local goodwill with boyfie. I was hungover so I go into the bathroom because I think im gonna barf while smelling the musty thrift shop smell. Boyfriend starts to blow up my phone with "tranny. tranny heading to the bathroom. Anon theres a tranny going to the womens bathroom." It was a single stall bathroom and unlike the overpriced yuppie places downtown most of the businesses here still have male and female bathrooms. Maybe a unisex/family room. I leave the bathroom and pass right by the tranny who 100% was going in right after me. Sorry tranny, all I did in there was dry heave. Boomer hon. about 6'+ wearing a pink spaghetti strap top with a visible white lacy granny bra, denim miniskirt with pink fishnets and dirty beatup white keds. (tennis shoes with fishnets? um) Had lank washed out ramen noodle shoulder length hair. Thats about all I saw. Heard the women's room door close behind me and felt like throwing up again.

2. Autistic troon who works at the self checkout of the grocery store by me. Named himself Kira. Dyed pink faded shoulder bob with the worst overgrown bangs. Dude is like freakishly tall marfan's syndrome nigga who has the autistic shuffle and gait. Has a raspy falsetto. Will not make eye contact. Only employee wearing a mask and it usually has some autistic little girl pattern like pink frosted donuts or unicorns and stars.

3. Wannabe goth gamerrrrr grrrrrrrl. At my old job. Had the same name as me which was super awkward. Not a bad person just a fugly man. He would have honestly made a 2006 emo girl happy if he lost some weight and kept his aesthetic. He was fat but he was the only troon who has somewhat of an eye for "fashion" and grooming ive seen in the area. He looked like fat Davey Havok from AFI. He was dating a man so that might explain it. I think they were prison gay though.

4. Teenage boy with blue hair with libtard parents down my street was seen around wearing a "trans is beautiful" shirt. Years later I saw him working nearby as an adult now and he still has blue hair but I think hes detrans or dropped out into they/them nonbinary terrority. It was obvious he trooned at one point in time. I got his Magic cards delivered to me on accident once.

There's been a few trans man sightings but I just pretend their butch lesbians to cope. They don't really standout and thankfully I'm out of college and I'm older so I missed the big rush of college trannies in the late 20-teens.

 

[Mr. 305]

The other day I saw a hulking hon working the drive thru at McDonalds. He was wearing glittery blue lipstick, a blue wig (or blue dyed hair it was a quick interaction of him handing me my food), and painted nails. I was shocked when I pulled up to the window and when I left I just started laughing.

I think the most disgusting troon I have ever seen was probably last year. I was on my way to my university's library when I saw him. He was wearing the rattiest looking purple wig I had ever seen, a brightly colored blue spaghetti strap tank top, and some sort of leather bondage bra over his tank top. He was also fat and built like a fridge. I wish I had the foresight to snap a photo because he was so goofy looking it is seared into my brain.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Even in the Midwest, they're out and about.

Worked with one at a large company in my area; obese, horrible fucking brown wig that he couldn't even spend 5 minutes brushing, and a try-hard feminine voice. Nope'd the fuck out of the as soon as I could.

Came across another at a cheap hair salon franchise who's only job was to sit at the front "desk" and check people in. Went to it a few times before he started working there and stopped the first time I saw him. That place shut down.

Latest one I've come across is at one of my gyms. At least 6'1, 220+lbs, and long hair. His girly stuff includes a pink hair band and a pink backpack and on occasion "girly" clothing. Appears to be friends w/ or at least gets rides from the obese girl who watches kids for the gym. Been a few days since I last saw him, so here's to hoping he already quit.

None of this includes the plethora of them I come across on various dating apps, all looking like degenerate coomers full of narcissism.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

You should have seen my grin when I stepped out the garage today and made eye contact with a passing troon.
Over 6ft. Skinny blue jeans. Longish blond hair. Face like 90s Dana Carvey.
He clocked me clocking him, oh yes.
It’s all in the gait.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I used to work at a movie theater, one day a 30-40 year old balding man comes in wearing a frilly pink dress, thigh high socks, & high heeled shoes with a very visible erection on a collar & leash by 300 pound man, also adorned in pink with greasy dyed blue hair.

I think this is what finally made me realize most trans “women” are degenerate creeps. Most of the staff was underaged at the time & had to witness this.

No offense but do you live in some pozzed coastal city?
Because someone going out in public like that where I live would be mocked the shit out of, and probably slapped the shit out of.
Advantage of living in a small "redneck" town I guess, but I never see any kind of shit like that here, I think there's only one or two troons I've ever seen around here, and that was 30 miles or so away, and certainly not the sort of AGP creeps you guys seem to encounter.
I thank God everyday and hope I never do lol.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Some "dude" named "Jasper." Very obviously a natal woman who didn't even try to look masculine. Girly hair, girly voice, girly everything... but the name tag says "Jasper, He/Him." Just nut up and admit you're a dyke, dyke. Shockingly, this person was employed.

MtF is more visually disgusting and harmful to children, but FtM might be even more annoying, because they want the respect a man gets without having to earn it. Respect isn't automatic, nor should it be. If you want to be considered a man, beef up and/or become immune to "misgendering." A real man isn't going to cry because a stranger in public hurt his feelings. They still won't have a dick, but I would look down on them less if they at least made an effort to behave like men are expected to.

I'm willing to call any natal woman who beats me at arm wrestling "he," but it never happens because they think they can be men just by claiming it without being in any way manly. Pathetic.

No offense but do you live in some pozzed coastal city?
Because someone going out in public like that where I live would be mocked the shit out of, and probably slapped the shit out of.
Advantage of living in a small "redneck" town I guess, but I never see any kind of shit like that here, I think there's only one or two troons I've ever seen around here, and that was 30 miles or so away, and certainly not the sort of AGP creeps you guys seem to encounter.
I thank God everyday and hope I never do lol.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, bud... but they're spreading like wildfire. Adult tranny groomers are recruiting children all over the country using the internet and the public school system. Even small towns that seem immune to that sort of thing are still vulnerable unless they're basically off-grid with no internet or cell phone signal, and also far enough away from a public school that the government funds students being shuttled to private schools on the taxpayer's dime. Even some religious private schools are bending over to receive the rainbow flag being shoved up their asses, so it's really a gamble no matter where you are.

Anyway, I hope I'm wrong and the children in your town stay safe and sane. I'm just not confident in that outcome, based on what I've seen so far.

 

[You're MDNWU]

I'm willing to call any natal woman who beats me at arm wrestling "he," but it never happens because they think they can be men just by claiming it without being in any way manly. Pathetic.

I've realized there's at least two versions of these "men." They're either so fat, that in all honestly no one can tell at first glance (think Juliana in Deathfats) or stereotypical douche wannabe gangster with shitty tattoos, baggy jeans, and oversized polo shirt from Walmart combined with some unnatural smirk and shifty eyes (think black dykes and white chicks with a slightly more chiseled chin than most women). This is their fucked up version of manly, for whatever reason. But don't you dare treat them like an actual man, as that'd be transphobic or some stupid shit.

I can't think of many beyond those two types. There are the typical outliers of chicks on enough TRT (at a minimum) to make any man jealous, but they're still usually under 5'5 and just get made fun of for being a bitch manlet.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

I've realized there's at least two versions of these "men." They're either so fat, that in all honestly no one can tell at first glance (think Juliana in Deathfats) or stereotypical douche wannabe gangster with shitty tattoos, baggy jeans, and oversized polo shirt from Walmart combined with some unnatural smirk and shifty eyes (think black dykes and white chicks with a slightly more chiseled chin than most women). This is their fucked up version of manly, for whatever reason. But don't you dare treat them like an actual man, as that'd be transphobic or some stupid shit.

I can't think of many beyond those two types. There are the typical outliers of chicks on enough TRT (at a minimum) to make any man jealous, but they're still usually under 5'5 and just get made fun of for being a bitch manlet.

Type 3: Regular-looking woman who insists on being referred to with inaccurate pronouns, even though anyone would immediately identify them as a woman at first glance. That's what "Jasper" was, and I've met at least two others like that. One went by "Austin" and my first thought was, "What? That's a weird name for a girl." Basically just regular tomboys except someone gave them an excuse to be super annoying to everyone they meet, so they use it to do just that.

 

[Lady Bizness]

It's not as much of a sighting as it is someone I friended on FB 15 years ago because I thought he was a nice gay man who I'd exchange pleasantries with at the cafe.

Turned out he wasn't gay, but was harmless and mostly posted cat memes. Got into steampunk because of a niche camgirl he was dating. Married an obese woman directly after camgirl went mask-off BPD and within two years announced his new identity.

Not remarkable enough to creep post him, but if his lackluster ffs and male pattern baldness scarf wasn't enough to get me to share last year, I ain't starting now.

What I will share is that every day for a week he makes a new post pleading for people to not play the wizard game and the normies in his life have no idea what he's on about. I guarantee you 95% of the people on his friends list don't even know there is a wizard game, and he, a middle class cat enthusiast with a 401k and a paid off mortgage, is acting like he's going to die.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Went to a friends school thing where artists pitch ideas for projects to get help and the only person who presented anything weird was the only visible troon (literally just looked like a teenage boy wearing a boomer librarian ladys outfit, the long skirt with gross unwashed cardigan) who is making an informational video project about VR sex. He kept going on and on about how they were "doing great work" and didnt need help with anything but marketing on social media. It was hilarious.

 

[linhardt]

No offense but do you live in some pozzed coastal city?
Because someone going out in public like that where I live would be mocked the shit out of, and probably slapped the shit out of.
Advantage of living in a small "redneck" town I guess, but I never see any kind of shit like that here, I think there's only one or two troons I've ever seen around here, and that was 30 miles or so away, and certainly not the sort of AGP creeps you guys seem to encounter.
I thank God everyday and hope I never do lol.

I live in the south, particularly in a state that’s often made fun of for being “bigoted” however I have met countless troons, a lot of FTMs. Walk into any Starbucks & the baristas have split dyed hair with their tits out but “he/him” on their nametag. Ironically, I saw less troons when I was visiting family in Portland …
I’m not sure if it’s my age or what but I am in friend groups & mutually affiliated with countless ayydens.
One couple is particularly embarrassing, they’re both FTMs that pretend to have DID in public & do hilariously awful british accents since their “alters” are all british for some reason & apparently they expect everyone to automatically know which of their 300 made up personas is “fronting” at any given moment.
Thankfully I rarely interact with MTFs since those gross fuckers scare me, but I know a few. They mainly look like normal dudes - most even have facial hair - but demand you call them some girly name & are usually dating a FTM.
I do know there’s a troon professor at a university about an hour away from me that teaches a gender studies class … yuck.

 

[GentlemanRetard]

I have a triple troon sighting to talk about, for context I was meeting my girlfriend's friends for the first time. A lot of them were in the board game club when they were in University. So they were all going to a board game cafe and I was invited to meet them for the first time, I had no issues seeing as she's already met plenty of my friends. Now, she leans very progressive so I was more comically amused than shocked. This cafe has a hulking troon "waitress" with a name tag and she/her pronoun tag on his apron. Truthfully he did not pass in the slightest but at least looked showered, and wore normal clothing which is more than I can say for my gf's friends. The first one who I did not really speak to was a hulking 1.8m/6'2" 110kg/250lbs troon sporting a greasy head of hair dyed in the trans flag colours that faded months ago, rainbow frame glasses, and low cut sweater to emphasize his conical moobs. He was there with his girlfriend, a chubby asian woman with a lot of anime merch. The other, who I sat next to was a TIF, about 1.6 meters/5'4" who sported a greasy mullet dyed bright yellow, acne from the T shots, a whispy patchy beard, and wore a black button-up with transparent mesh sleeves. She, despite being the pooner stereotype, was quite nice, worked in tech, and we chatted for a few minutes about Warhammer 40k. She had a boyfriend who looked like a quintessential mid-2000s neckbeard, even down to the 3/4 cargo shants and I suspect it was more of a prison gay situation where it was simply the most attainable access to a vagina he could hope for.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

I live in the south, particularly in a state that’s often made fun of for being “bigoted” however I have met countless troons, a lot of FTMs. Walk into any Starbucks & the baristas have split dyed hair with their tits out but “he/him” on their nametag. Ironically, I saw less troons when I was visiting family in Portland …

You must live around some gay ghetto. I've never seen any troons.

 

[Color Computer]

Yesterday I saw a guy who looked almost EXACTLY like Peetz. He had long, greasy hair, big ole glasses, and a trans pin on his shirt. I only saw him for a couple of seconds but it was..weird.
Another time, over the summer, I worked at a maid café in a comic con. And I met this guy who was pretty nice at first but got annoying over time. He would not shut up and he smelled pretty bad. He was wearing a trans pride flag for a cape and would always talk to me about his identities. He would overshare A LOT. He claimed his name was "Star" and he went by she/her pronouns. Then he told me he was "sharkgender" at one point and I just stood there, smiling and nodding. I was just so appalled..I literally didn't know what to say to him half the time. He would also tell me about some traumas he went through. Like bro..I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF!! I'M TRYING TO HAVE FUN!
But I did end up having fun at the con though.^^
Anyway, I haven't seen him since. But he DID give me his tiktok account and I keep tabs on it sometimes. He's..special.

 

[Need4Sneed]

I see a few on a regular basis and I have 2 observations. First, they are really hanging onto the masks. People in my area haven't worn masks regularly for a year and a half but you can see these very obviously men still masked up. Second, the longer skirts and with tights look isn't limited to "Liz" Elliot Fong-Jones. They must be too lazy to shave their legs.

 

[Cringe newfag]

I see a few on a regular basis and I have 2 observations. First, they are really hanging onto the masks. People in my area haven't worn masks regularly for a year and a half but you can see these very obviously men still masked up. Second, the longer skirts and with tights look isn't limited to "Liz" Elliot Fong-Jones. They must be too lazy to shave their legs.

I guess it hides the face structure and reduces the need for hygiene.

I mean, even I appreciated not having to care about shaving and stuff, and i'm not a troon.