Corporate Cucks / Hustle Culture / LinkedIn Loonies - Corporate bootlickers and shills

[Epic Fail Man]

I always hated those corporate "activities" to try and add "fun" to your work. Call me a jew but the amount of money I get paid is the only thing that effects my happiness at work.

Pay me more? No problem I'll stay and work for you. Pay me a shit amount for the work? I think I'll leave. Try and add cringe kindergarten activities to form a sense of "community"? I'm giving my two weeks notice.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

What gets me is just how smug these people are about being slaves. They're proud of being taken advantage of.

They have no sense of identity, community or meaning outside of work. I think this is almost like some kind of self-defeating coping mechanism for it, sure they know it sucks and they're miserable but they'll show you!

It's hard to overcome this sick, dying culture that proclaims your "career" or "education" is your sole measure of value and losing that would spell the end of your worth as a person. A lot of these people could no doubt be much happier working in a trade, or hell just getting a CDL and becoming a truck driver but they can't do that because it means "throwing away" everything they've worked for (sunk cost fallacy).

Just fucked up. I'm grateful to have become more aware of this over time.

I always hated those corporate "activities" to try and add "fun" to your work. Call me a jew but the amount of money I get paid is the only thing that effects my happiness at work.

Pay me more? No problem I'll stay and work for you. Pay me a shit amount for the work? I think I'll leave. Try and add cringe kindergarten activities to form a sense of "community"? I'm giving my two weeks notice.

I guess I'm lucky I work in a field where it's normal stuff - golf outings, Christmas party, baseball games, stuff like that. Always during the workday, other than the occasional happy hour.

It's insane seeing companies force people to stay at work longer for mandatory "activities". If it's work related, either do it during normal working hours and if you can't, give people the flexibility to take some time off as compensation. The latter tends to be actual work anyways (networking events and crap like that).

 

[Epic Fail Man]

It's insane seeing companies force people to stay at work longer for mandatory "activities". If it's work related, either do it during normal working hours and if you can't, give people the flexibility to take some time off as compensation. The latter tends to be actual work anyways (networking events and crap like that).

The activities feel like elementary school shit, I never participated in them, the people that do are those in midlife crisis that have lost their souls. It is insane that colleges feel less kindergarten and school-like than corporate offices. I was always lead to believe that going off to work in an office is the more mature road in life.

If you're in your early 20s get a trade or work in labor. There are some decent office jobs but they are mostly independent small companies you have to really search for. Office life is usually a trap, so just don't.

 

[Mister Mint]

Nice OP. I'm always amazed on social media how common the people are that say "Well have you considered that maybe you're poor because you don't give all of your personal time to your company for free and suck your boss's cock bone dry?"

 

[56 others]

They all type in the same faggot cadence. That's my analysis

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The activities feel like elementary school shit, I never participated in them, the people that do are those in midlife crisis that have lost their souls. It is insane that colleges feel less kindergarten and school-like than corporate offices. I was always lead to believe that going off to work in an office is the more mature road in life.

The larger the company, the more childish they are. Kind of makes sense when you think about the sheer number of people they need to hire (and the quality of those hires). Definitely the smarter ones will either go to a smaller employer or get the name/title on their resume and go small or independent.

The only caveat is to never work for a family-owned business unless you're a member of the family (and even then it doesn't turn out that great a lot of times).

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I get that passion if its going into building something that matters for yourself and its is literally your own company or your own project. if you are cucking 100 hours a week doing busywork in a souless office job in a megacorp that could easily replace you without even noticing your absence maybe reconsider your shitty life.

Groveling and humilliating yourself is not going to make some boomer kikes notice and reward you, but just treat you even more like cattle and take your ass for granted. Its a race to the bootom and a zero sum game

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

That's insane. They could have ulcerative colitis with constipation or something. Maybe the guy who created this rule has a poop smelling fetish? Sus.

 

[DumbDude43]

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with how infantilized and retarded many people are, this might actually be true
>1% pay raise at the end of the month? i sleep
>big tasty slice of pizza right now? *excided soyjak face*

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

with how infantilized and retarded many people are, this might actually be true
>1% pay raise at the end of the month? i sleep
>big tasty slice of pizza right now? *excided soyjak face*

Booze is more effective. you are going to stay after hours with no compensation, but after 10 pm you can drink (your own booze ) because the company is just that cool. This only sort of works on very young people, even retards realize whats wrong eventually but is amazing the sort of bullshit that gets masked as "cool company culture"

 

[Epic Fail Man]

That's insane. They could have ulcerative colitis with constipation or something. Maybe the guy who created this rule has a poop smelling fetish? Sus.

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Perfect job for an H-2B Pajeet wage slave.

 

[Wesley Willis]

You sound like you need to lower your tone.


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I wonder what kind of subsidies his corporate sugar daddy gets while he puts in overtime just to make ends meet.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

rare chance when the HR pod person is honest about what they really are.

 

[Dyn]

good topic for a thread, lots of potential for content, funny and cringe

i don't have much to contribute though, only a longer version of the video of walmart management making their wagies dance for shits and giggles

I knew it wouldn't take long for that classic to get posted.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Finally! I’ve been tempted ever since I finally made an account here to make a thread about LinkedIn office cucks, but your OP is solid and I can’t wait to see the insanity people are going to be procuring.

I personally haven’t seen anything on my LinkedIn that would merit getting a post on here, but goddamn am I disgusted by all the egotistical CEO’s and management shills making pseudo-motivational posts or spilling out their sob stories to garner positive reactions. Again, nothing technically ridiculous, but more trite and juvenile. The way people talk and interact on there reminds me of those obnoxious adults that make a high-pitched cooing voice whenever they’re around a child or a cute animal. People really need to grow the fuck up.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Needs more of the faggy influencers on IG talking about passive income. This is a good parody of what I'm talking about:.
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Personal finance.
Financial Independence Retire Early (FIRE).
Mlm huns.
Dropshippers.
Corporate simps.
Instagram entrepreneurs.

What these guys all have in common is thrir imperious sense of superiority over the "brokies"; and also what I'd define "Hustle Culture" as: the idea that working long hours (and forgoing luxuries in some cases) is all that is necessary to achieve anything

In a sense they are all different from the corporate simp since only the corporate simp has anything corporate going on.

In a sense they are all the same.

 

[Blatant hypocrite]

"Entrepreneurs" on Instagram post the most utterly deranged shit.

 

[David Brown]

These people are the natural slaves that Aristotle wrote about.

 

[Looney Troons]

Great thread. I hate it. I had thought about creating a thread like this. My LinkedIn network is huge and it is totally filled with all varieties of this garbage. If I have 1,300 people in my network, the same 3 guys post the same inspirational quotes transposed over images of themselves in their sports blazers in front of a blue sky. They’ll all get tens of thousands of “reactions” and comments from bootlickers trying to get noticed.

I really hate that LinkedIn is almost required for tech positions these days. The recruiters at my company do not accept resumes in the traditional way - got to have a LinkedIn profile.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

There is nothing wrong with having a good world ethic, or enjoying work. Tbh the corporate world has people so detached from the produce of their efforts that people no longer find satisfaction in the feeling of accomplishment which just feeds into a cycle of making lazier ppl.

Like, when you have a physical task, like idk, you start a little farm. You see the result of your work, you touch the work, you enjoy the work or atleast gain some sense of satisfaction.

But office shit doesn't yield the physical "hit", you just get a paycheck,to buy things, which puts the satisfaction a degree separate from the work,making the idea of working hard seem less appealing.

Idk if it makes sense but so much of this corporate cuckholding just feels like the inevitable outcome of a modern structure where people don't hold their work because they don't physically see or touch the results of their work, it's just numbers on a page.