Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Plaintiff is fat]

Has Pat ever been on a dating website trolling for booty?

Yes. His email address (the hotmail one IIRC) is on a 2016 breach of Adult Friend Finder and a 2020 breach of Zoosk.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Yes. His email address (the hotmail one IIRC) is on a 2016 breach of Adult Friend Finder and a 2020 breach of Zoosk.

I’m still shocked nobody has found his or Niki’s FetLife accounts yet.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I’m still shocked nobody has found his or Niki’s FetLife accounts yet.

What are you talking about? They obviously met here. https://lotfotl.com

 

[Henri Barbusse]

he's smug enough and has the whole "not knowing what he's talking about" thing down to a tee, but he doesn't call anybody who disagrees with him an incel or a chud, so he's yet to hit peak Reddit

Stalkers are basically chuds and as Pat's friends would tell him, children are incels oppressed by age of consent laws.

 

[Maude Snew]

I’m still shocked nobody has found his or Niki’s FetLife accounts yet.

Because they took a wrong turn and ended up with the fat life.

 

[PedoSec]

•They have a replicator for food but also hydroponics​

Straight out of Star Trek: Voyager. If you don't know anything about Star Trek, well, that particular spinoff series is famous for bad writing.

There is one aspect to the writing that really bothers me that might be right but I'd bet money on it being wrong. There is a ship, the AEUS Magellan, and then its AI, also named Magellan, or Maggie. He italicizes every instance of both Magellan and Maggie and it's very uncomfortable to read whenever someone is talking to Maggie because I want to put some kind of verbal spice on the name but they're just saying it casually. I feel like it should only be italicized when referring to the physical structure of the Magellan and not the AI. Anyone able to weigh in on this?

Yes.

 

[Post Reply]

Happy 1500 pages, I bring you Worm and Slug analyst Pat making a third appearance on the bigfoot show. On the previous two segments (1 & 2) he made it about Hollywood films but this time it has to be different, it'd be too cartoonish even for him if all he has to offer is "durrr this is just like in the movies!!"
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from S04E08, I'm too amused by these clips lol. This is the entirety of his "contribution" I'm not leaving any Pat out.

He's wearing the same shirt in these. They really brought him in, sat his fat ass down in front of the camera, and played him video after video of gross slimy shit to pad out the length of their episodes. Sad. Embarrassing, even. I wonder why they chose Patrick out of all the possible gasbags they could have brought in? Maybe the producer was banging Nikki or something.

 

[delite]

Patricks sales went from 10 to 3 due to lazy consumers

 

[Satan McAllister]

He's wearing the same shirt in these. They really brought him in, sat his fat ass down in front of the camera, and played him video after video of gross slimy shit to pad out the length of their episodes. Sad. Embarrassing, even. I wonder why they chose Patrick out of all the possible gasbags they could have brought in? Maybe the producer was banging Nikki or something.

I highly suspect this stuff is pay to play. Fork over a few hundred to the producers, they throw you on camera, you get an IMDB credit. It’s like that bullshit Who’s Who scam they used to have.

 

[I Just Can't Do It :(]

PS: what do you mean a spellcheck? Little red squigglies pop up under words when you type. Do other countries not have spellcheck in their browsers? Very barbaric.

Yea thats what I mean. I am using chrome and they do not show up for me on the forum, while they normally do. No idea why.
Holy shit 30k posts. Let's get fatrick featured on the main page by the end of the year everyone <3

 

[The I Scream Man]

"Bookscan is approaching worthless"

Spoken like someone whose Bookscan numbers suck ass, how can Bookscan be worthless since it provides both print and digital book sales numbers that the retailers themselves are reporting?

I really want to ask how an author, even an amateurish buffoon of one, doesn't understand how basic pillars of his industry work, but this is Fat we're talking about. Fatrick Hamlinson, that is, whose worst crime is that he remains as ignorant as possible about the most astoundingly stupid and easy to understand things

 

[AnOminous]

Spoken like someone whose Bookscan numbers suck ass, how can Bookscan be worthless since it provides both print and digital book sales numbers that the retailers themselves are reporting?

Fatty doesn't want that, though, because as you point out, it proves that he sucks and is a completely worthless loser whose books don't sell to anyone, anywhere. They are the kind of shit assholes dump off at library donation sites that the libraries have to throw away or desperately try to sell for a nickel, sort of like bedbug-infested clothing at the Goodwill.

Nobody wants Fatty's books, nobody would read them even for free. In fact, if you offered someone money to read one of Fatty's books, he'd probably turn it down.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patricks sales went from 10 to 3 due to lazy consumers

Dude, your books are overpriced and it was hiding in top corner of the store shelf so no one would see it and think about buying it. Books are selling, you just can't sell yours because you're a bad writer. Also fat. And you want to kill your ex wife and daughter.

 

[AnOminous]

Dude, your books are overpriced and it was hiding in top corner of the store shelf so no one would see it and think about buying it. Books are selling, you just can't sell yours because you're a bad writer. Also fat. And you want to kill your ex wife and daughter.

There's also this word of mouth thing. People trust people they know who have read a book and actually go out of their way to recommend it.

Nobody who has read one of Fat Rick's monstrosities would recommend it as anything other than something to prop up a window or the short leg on a wobbly table.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There's also this word of mouth thing. People trust people they know who have read a book and actually go out of their way to recommend it.

Nobody who has read one of Fat Rick's monstrosities would recommend it as anything other than something to prop up a window or the short leg on a wobbly table.

If he wrote a book about charcuterie I'd probably buy it.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I highly suspect this stuff is pay to play. Fork over a few hundred to the producers, they throw you on camera, you get an IMDB credit. It’s like that bullshit Who’s Who scam they used to have.

I think you're right about the pay to play, and i also believe that Pat is pretty fucking fat and very fucking gay.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

If he wrote a book about charcuterie I'd probably buy it.

He needs to write a book on how to survive while being an unsuccessful author, fat, and letting black men fart into his wife's vagina

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He needs to write a book on how to survive while being an unsuccessful author, fat, and letting black men fart into his wife's vagina

There's already websites for that though, they're called places like "cougar life" and "sugarbook"

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

He needs to write a book on how to survive while being an unsuccessful author, fat, and letting black men fart into his wife's vagina

Fatrick needs Boomia to write a biography that he's legally compelled to authorize so that Quasi gets paid.

 

[Maude Snew]

If he wrote a book about charcuterie I'd probably buy it.

See, child, first thing you have to do is separate your blacks from your whites. Blacks go innsyourmouth, whites go outsyourdoor, sadly unmurdered.