Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

If Nick shaved his head and started wearing a stupid boomer hat I would unironically start watching his content again

I wouldn't. It would have to be a porkpie hat and he would have to channel Brian Cranston.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I wouldn't. It would have to be a porkpie hat and he would have to channel Brian Cranston.

But imagine how absolutely goofy Nick would look bald with those fucking ears and that jew nose he would look like a drunk Nigel thornberry and I wouldn’t ever stop laughing

 

[Anticipointment]

I’ve mentioned bf & don’t want to fixate on the issue but re: the idea of a trust fund & parents (from either side propping them up) -

what is confusing is when did this start / end (?) & why. Bc Nick has brought up on many occasions how much he & Kayla struggled financially in the early years of their marriage / family, to the point where they relied upon “public assistance” & food stamps just to get by. Specifically mentioned was when Nick was in law school & they had several children already. I know I’ve heard it said at least three times, once was when Null was on & I posted that clip, can’t remember which other videos though.

I can’t understand why they decided to have so many kids so quickly but I guess that’s irrelevant except to note that Kayla got a teaching degree just to homeschool their own kids. Like maybe she got the degree bc that was expected of her but she didn’t actually want to be a teacher. (Or do people get teaching degrees just to homeschool?)

So did they think they could raise a large family on Nick’s creative writing degree? Then he went to law school despite not really having a passion or even much liking / nor aptitude for it, while they reportedly lived in grinding poverty. I assume the state checks out what people’s assets are before giving out assistance, so a home or bank balance above one’s employment / student loan income would trigger questions, as would something like a trust fund. Idk really but it seems to me like either Nick was hiding family perks from the state, & I’d not think a prospective lawyer would risk that, or they actually were dirt poor.

Maybe the family (probably Nick’s but possibly Kayla’s too) had given some sort of an ultimatum such as, finish law school, establish a career, then we will unlock the trust fund or finance the house or whatever incentive. Then Nick took it, ditched the “respectable” career for YouTube & now that he is Internet (In)Famous he’s able to tell everyone who held him down to conventional family values to get fucked.

Just speculating but things don’t seem to add up.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I’ve mentioned bf & don’t want to fixate on the issue but re: the idea of a trust fund & parents (from either side propping them up) -

what is confusing is when did this start / end (?) & why. Bc Nick has brought up on many occasions how much he & Kayla struggled financially in the early years of their marriage / family, to the point where they relied upon “public assistance” & food stamps just to get by. Specifically mentioned was when Nick was in law school & they had several children already. I know I’ve heard it said at least three times, once was when Null was on & I posted that clip, can’t remember which other videos though.

I can’t understand why they decided to have so many kids so quickly but I guess that’s irrelevant except to note that Kayla got a teaching degree just to homeschool their own kids. Like maybe she got the degree bc that was expected of her but she didn’t actually want to be a teacher. (Or do people get teaching degrees just to homeschool?)

So did they think they could raise a large family on Nick’s creative writing degree? Then he went to law school despite not really having a passion or even much liking / nor aptitude for it, while they reportedly lived in grinding poverty. I assume the state checks out what people’s assets are before giving out assistance, so a home or bank balance above one’s employment / student loan income would trigger questions, as would something like a trust fund. Idk really but it seems to me like either Nick was hiding family perks from the state, & I’d not think a prospective lawyer would risk that, or they actually were dirt poor.

Maybe the family (probably Nick’s but possibly Kayla’s too) had given some sort of an ultimatum such as, finish law school, establish a career, then we will unlock the trust fund or finance the house or whatever incentive. Then Nick took it, ditched the “respectable” career for YouTube & now that he is Internet (In)Famous he’s able to tell everyone who held him down to conventional family values to get fucked.

Just speculating but things don’t seem to add up.

Would you seriously doubt Nick wouldn’t be stupid enough to get government assistance while also getting money from the parents? Hell I’d do it because fuck the government and niggers

 

[buttsniffer]

So far I'm not hearing a contradiction. "I do know Ty Beard, I have met him." then, and "I barely knew him at the start of the Vic case" now.
Sounds an awful lot like 'we met a few times and he's worked for my family' to me.

"I knew of him but I don't think I'd ever even talked to him before" is clearly bullshit.

Also I may be misremembering, but I'm sure Nick or Ty said that Ty was an influence when it came to Nick dropping random bank/admin jobs and studying law. I'm not sure though - anyone remember?

 

[Dyn]

Hell I’d do it because fuck the government and niggers

I think Lady Rackets Ass has already fucked enough niggers.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I can’t understand why they decided to have so many kids so quickly but I guess that’s irrelevant except to note that Kayla got a teaching degree just to homeschool their own kids. Like maybe she got the degree bc that was expected of her but she didn’t actually want to be a teacher. (Or do people get teaching degrees just to homeschool?)

No one gets a teaching degree to homeschool, at least that I have ever heard of.

 

[Anticipointment]

Would you seriously doubt Nick wouldn’t be stupid enough to get government assistance while also getting money from the parents? Hell I’d do it because fuck the government and niggers

Sure but would it not catch up to a person at some point? It’s a federal crime? Im not pretending to know how it all works in such situations but surely it can’t be that easy to claim benefits when one is above means? Who would even bother with having to use food stamps & mess with paperwork & social worker appts etc if they were comfy enough with family money? Idk how all the things work or are tracked but I also now remember Nick saying that some recent year was the first that they had to pay in at tax time bc in all previous years they were under the income limit to be able to receive the earned income child tax credit, where people get however much it is back for each kid.

Edit: never mind my previous post’s query about why kayla went to college for a degree she’d never use - @Dyn in the post above this one made me remember that Drex has already explained to us that women go to college to be hoes & up their body counts. This must be a rule without exception since drex wont even let his own daughter get an education past high school. That or he just doesn’t want to pay for any of it.

 

[AnOminous]

But imagine how absolutely goofy Nick would look bald with those fucking ears and that jew nose he would look like a drunk Nigel thornberry and I wouldn’t ever stop laughing

I will already never stop laughing though.

 

[buttsniffer]

No one gets a teaching degree to homeschool, at least that I have ever heard of.

Those kids are dumb as fuck, I bet.

Remember when she tried to sell CBD oil on a stream?

 

[Strix454]

I’ve mentioned bf & don’t want to fixate on the issue but re: the idea of a trust fund & parents (from either side propping them up) -

what is confusing is when did this start / end (?) & why. Bc Nick has brought up on many occasions how much he & Kayla struggled financially in the early years of their marriage / family, to the point where they relied upon “public assistance” & food stamps just to get by. Specifically mentioned was when Nick was in law school & they had several children already. I know I’ve heard it said at least three times, once was when Null was on & I posted that clip, can’t remember which other videos though.

I can’t understand why they decided to have so many kids so quickly but I guess that’s irrelevant except to note that Kayla got a teaching degree just to homeschool their own kids. Like maybe she got the degree bc that was expected of her but she didn’t actually want to be a teacher. (Or do people get teaching degrees just to homeschool?)

Well. its not actually a teaching degree as best I remember. Its something less than a teaching degree that someone interested in being a stay at home mom would get. I don't get the impression that at any point in her life she ever intended to work a job.

So did they think they could raise a large family on Nick’s creative writing degree? Then he went to law school despite not really having a passion or even much liking / nor aptitude for it, while they reportedly lived in grinding poverty. I assume the state checks out what people’s assets are before giving out assistance, so a home or bank balance above one’s employment / student loan income would trigger questions, as would something like a trust fund. Idk really but it seems to me like either Nick was hiding family perks from the state, & I’d not think a prospective lawyer would risk that, or they actually were dirt poor.

The problem is that he couldn't both be in "grinding poverty" AND somehow be able to pay for law school AND not be employed during the time he was in law school AND not have his wife employed either. People with a large number of children, with no deep savings who don't work can't suddenly decide to go to an expensive law school for four years all on their own. People had to have been giving him help.
Married students can qualify for food stamps if they meet a bunch of different criteria which is I think set on a state basis. There are different ways to structure parental assistance to children such that the children can get food stamps.
The biggest question is how Nick was able to pay for housing in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area for himself and family while in law school. I don't see a way he could have done that without outside help.

Beyond law school, there is also the question of how Nick could have supported a stay at home wife and multiple children on the sort of jobs he had prior to going to law school. A normal person just can't do what Nick did on an entry-level salary at a Wells Fargo bank. I don't see how it could have worked without outside support.

 

[Potatoherder]

I think most people here who used to listen to nick just turned off most drex streams because they didn't want to hear his nigger jabbering. I know I did.

I liked the Drex stuff just like all the degenerate stuff pre-balldo nick. Nick played the part of the straight man really well. "Let's look how fucked up this thing is and have fun instead of being depressed." It only became gross when he had to tell his sex stories. He confused people liking guy talk with them wanting to know intimate details of his sex life.

No one gets a teaching degree to homeschool, at least that I have ever heard of.

Minnesota is the California of the midwest and they are very anti-homeschool as it prevents indoctrination. I wouldn't be surprised if they mandated a program and certification in order to be able to do it.

 

[DaBigBopper]

Until very recently, Nick was deeply financially dependent on both his parents and possibly his wife's relatives. Streaming money allowed him to obtain a level of financial independence he never previously had. And in that situation, its possible for people in their 40s to start acting out in ways they wanted to in their 20s but could not due to parents.

Nick's basic degeneracy is that he is just too lazy to work a job. His relatives tried to prop him up as a father and Nick responded by retreating into childhood. His wife is dumb and lazy. If she fits the profile, she had a bunch of kids and then discovered that she really didn't like kids. Then she got on all kinds of pills to make that problem better. Through the pills and drug logic, she was gradually able to transition into a trailer trash THOT with money.

The impression I get of Nick is that he was a heavy drinking porn nerd kept for years on a short leash and isolated out in rural Minnesota. He was friends with Drex and would listen to Drex's bullshit stories beleveing them to be real. Drex pretended to be a "player" but was probably just a dumb guy who picked up rando women. Nothing he has said about BDSM has convinced me he was ever seriously involved in it. His stories of being an interstate gangbang organizer just seem like dumb fantasy. Sure, he picks up women. But he seems like a PUA simp. No real alpha would write that dumb scifi porn he wrote.

Nick is an immature guy who is mentally still in college. He had to hide his immature self for years, but now has the money to live out all his dumb sex nerd porn fantasies in public. Eventually he will figure out that porn isn't real and that porn has lied to him. Probably after his divorce and after catching lots of STDs.

I think the entire thing is that he feels like he's finally independent enough to not have to worry about someone else chaining him down. The issue is that he's like a Mormon kid at a sleepover, he's just going balls deep on shit. He thinks he has fuck you money and he doesn't. I don't know if Nick has Mommy or Daddy issues and his spiral is under the belief that he can tell them fuck off.
I think the drug use, alcoholism, and his age catching up to him are causing him to spiral worse. It's like when Ralph started having pill streams and having tardrages, it probably wouldn't be as bad without the substance abuse.

I feel bad for Nick because he's slowly gonna cause friends and 'internet friends' to distance themselves as time goes on. Branca getting drunk and calling women who are hitting the wall whores was funny, but it's something that you really wanna have happen more than once. Nick feels like he's getting exploitative of some of his guests even though they might be using him as much as he uses them.

Also, I think everyone has brought up Nick's family, but no one brought up his mother. I feel bad for asking about her, but that's something that's always been absent from the conversations. Nick's father and grandfather have been brought up (with that photo of his dad looking slightly disappointed next to him). His sister because gay shit. People have also brought up Drexel's parents.
I'm just curious because Mommy issues could explain a lot of shit. Like why he's going after dried up whores.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Reading these Discord screenshots is a surreal experience for me. It's such a dramatic change from what I remember four years ago.

Nick's Discord in 2019: Yeah! Kiwi Farms is awesome! #ISWV! Hail Rekieta!
Nick's Discord in 2023: Man FUCK Josh Moon and the Farms! They are disloyal to LORD REKIETA! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

It looks like Awoo and Elisa got a little resistance/troll movement going at least. I wish them luck.

Isn't it odd how much they are sounding like Ralph and his little handful of braindead simps?

 

[Anticipointment]

Well. its not actually a teaching degree as best I remember. Its something less than a teaching degree that someone interested in being a stay at home mom would get. I don't get the impression that at any point in her life she ever intended to work a job.



The problem is that he couldn't both be in "grinding poverty" AND somehow be able to pay for law school AND not be employed during the time he was in law school AND not have his wife employed either. People with a large number of children, with no deep savings who don't work can't suddenly decide to go to an expensive law school for four years all on their own. People had to have been giving him help.
Married students can qualify for food stamps if they meet a bunch of different criteria which is I think set on a state basis. There are different ways to structure parental assistance to children such that the children can get food stamps.
The biggest question is how Nick was able to pay for housing in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area for himself and family while in law school. I don't see a way he could have done that without outside help.

Beyond law school, there is also the question of how Nick could have supported a stay at home wife and multiple children on the sort of jobs he had prior to going to law school. A normal person just can't do what Nick did on an entry-level salary at a Wells Fargo bank. I don't see how it could have worked without outside support.

I agree which is why I’m having the questions bc idk which narrative Nick’s been trying to present to people & none completely make sense.

For Kayla’s education I’m going from what’s on LinkedIn

The dates listed on here though … can that be right?



ETA maybe as @Potatoherder explained she did have to get the degree to homeschool teach. The dates make more sense considering it that way.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Isn't it odd how much they are sounding like Ralph and his little handful of braindead simps?

Not really. One thing to keep in mind is Ralph got trapped in a self-destructive spiral where as he got more fucked up on substances and did more and more stupid shit, more and more people went for the door each time. This left the diehards who actually liked that shit.

Remember... If you're in one of these Discord servers and are still a ride-or-die with Rekieta and Drexel, you have to defend a lot of shit. You have to defend Nick inserting his sex life into the show. You have to defend being married with five children and partying at a swingers' resort or nearly naked at a gay bar. You have to defend being married with five children and partying on MDMA. You have to defend posting near-nudes on the Internet. You have to defend Drexel turning a girl he knew since she was around 13 years old into his "sub".

As soon as you disagree with one of these issues, the knives will come out for you. We've seen this happen in the Discord and Locals screenshots. This leaves the bitter enders who support it all and actively encourage the degeneracy.

This is why him being out of the closet about his coomerism is so weird. He is courting the boomer audience who likes to hear why democrats are bad today. Even if a good portion are degenerates they won't be parading it online. Most certainly they don't want to be linked to a man who crossdresses at gay bars while claiming disgust at drag shows for kids. He can claim they aren't the same but that's like saying maps aren't pedos.

It's not clear to me anymore what audience he is targeting.

A month to a month and a half ago, he was explicitly talking about how he was pivoting to new content and didn't want to talk about the law anymore. I took that to mean that he was going to do the trial streams to reel in true crime-loving wine moms and then changing the night streams to content he thought they would want (like talking about relationships, whatever). That would suggest to me that he would be moving in a more apolitical direction, while still being "edgy", which I guess is right-coded now.

But.. a lot of his night shows for the past month have been either strictly legal topics or conservative political topics with a legal bent (the Crowder stuff), at least based on the titles. So I don't know how much of that was a firmly stated plan as opposed to that Nick was cooming hard in December and he's calmed down a bit now. Maybe he's hoping to reel the true crime fans back in with this trial and then try the pivot again leading up to the Vegas meetup?

The biggest question is how Nick was able to pay for housing in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area for himself and family while in law school. I don't see a way he could have done that without outside help.

I had assumed he was involved in some distance learning thing that did not require presence in the Minneapolis metro area for most of the year.

 

[Strix454]

I agree which is why I’m having the questions bc idk which narrative Nick’s been trying to present to people & none completely make sense.

For Kayla’s education I’m going from what’s on LinkedIn

The dates listed on here though … can that be right?

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An "early childhood education and teaching" degree is typically for preschool teachers, daycare workers or stuff that is generally below the level of public school teaching. Its also a community college degree in her case.
Ridgewater is a community college in rural minnesota near were Nick currently lives. That kind of confirms that Nick was living in that area prior to law school.
Nick attended law school starting in 2011 which as far as I can tell would have required him to live somewhere in the minneapolis-St. Paul area rather than the Spicer/Wilmar area. Where he and family were living in those years is still unknown as far as I know.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

An "early childhood education and teaching" degree is typically for preschool teachers, daycare workers or stuff that is generally below the level of public school teaching. Its also a community college degree in her case.
Ridgewater is a community college in rural minnesota near were Nick currently lives. That kind of confirms that Nick was living in that area prior to law school.
Nick attended law school starting in 2011 which as far as I can tell would have required him to live somewhere in the minneapolis-St. Paul area rather than the Spicer/Wilmar area. Where he and family were living in those years is still unknown as far as I know.

I think they were living in the same (previous) house.

Mitchell Hamline (the successor school to William Mitchell after the merger) has a distance learning program that requires students to be in the metro area for only two weeks a semester. It's also four years long, which I think matches how long Nick was in school for. If the program he was in was structured similarly, he could just stay in a hotel for those two weeks.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't see a way he could have done that without outside help.

He had to kowtow to in-laws or whatever to some extent and apparently really resented it. Instead of being grateful for them funding him and his wife, he got real mad that he was dependent on them, thanks to his self-diagnosed ODD (i.e. being an ungrateful asshole).

Then the instant he scored some grub on his own, he immediately perved out publicly, started throwing around Balldos, and otherwise acted like an idiot. Obviously without considering that this source of money wasn't some eternal flame.

Embarrassing!

 

[Strix454]

I had assumed he was involved in some distance learning thing that did not require presence in the Minneapolis metro area for most of the year.

I think that particular school (William Mitchell) only began distance learning around 2013. Two years after Nick started at the school.

I think they were living in the same (previous) house.

Mitchell Hamline (the successor school to William Mitchell after the merger) has a distance learning program that requires students to be in the metro area for only two weeks a semester. It's also four years long, which I think matches how long Nick was in school for. If the program he was in was structured similarly, he could just stay in a hotel for those two weeks.

As far as I know, that distance learning program only began in 2013. Two years after Nick started.

A link to a paper on the history of the distance learning program