DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Balr0g said:
Midfirst bank got the khando and they pulled a huge win over Phil. Not only di the value appreciate they also made Phil pay HOA fees for over a year as well as the lawyers fees (3.000 $) The value rose from 48.000 to nearly 90.000 $. Phil must be seething till this day that Midfirst got his old khando for basically pennies as the original bank sold the mortgage for dirt
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All because his incompetent real estate guy couldn't answer a simple email
 
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The idea that Kat and Phil would sit down and watch other streamers is dubious at best, but let's say it's true, how do you think Phil qualifies his statement that "the other streamers fuckin' suck dood, and Kat agrees with me!"? Because I can only imagine to be Phil goat-laughing and pointing out "flaws" while glancing at Kat like she's the OBS preview, trying to see if it looks like she agrees with him. I also imagine she can only offer a half-dead "... yeah I guess..." or maybe not even a response as Phil continues rambling about how he's so much better at streaming and why he deserves these other streamers' 5-digit live viewers.

"Kat, look what the fuck is this shit? Look at all this dead air! This is fucking boring as shit! ack-ack-ack-ack! *looks at Kat* Right? Don't you think so?"
 
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RaidenAUndertale said:
I wish pewds having a baby prompts DSP to get Khet pregnant in order to up his matchoor ahdult LARP. I shudder to imagine what Khet's horse like, fat, ugly overbiting genes mixed with fat pollack mutt could produce. That's how you get C'thullu to enter our mortal realm.
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Cool idea, but I favor a world with fewer dysgenic nightmare creatures in it, not more.
 
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Ever since Tevin pointed out the thing DSP does where he touches the inner corner of his mouth with his tongue, I can't stop seeing it.

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Burl McMillan said:
The idea that Kat and Phil would sit down and watch other streamers is dubious at best, but let's say it's true, how do you think Phil qualifies his statement that "the other streamers fuckin' suck dood, and Kat agrees with me!"? Because I can only imagine to be Phil goat-laughing and pointing out "flaws" while glancing at Kat like she's the OBS preview, trying to see if it looks like she agrees with him. I also imagine she can only offer a half-dead "... yeah I guess..." or maybe not even a response as Phil continues rambling about how he's so much better at streaming and why he deserves these other streamers' 5-digit live viewers.

"Kat, look what the fuck is this shit? Look at all this dead air! This is fucking boring as shit! ack-ack-ack-ack! *looks at Kat* Right? Don't you think so?"
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If I had to guess, Phil is too much of a pussy to criticize something Khet obviously enjoys. They're both probably awkwardly watching it together quietly. Phil probably has his head buried in his phone playing Champions most of the time as well.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Phail's passive-aggressive bitchy woman response to Pewdiepie and Marzia expecting
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Jesus Christ Phil. We all know you are one salty and jealous bitch and you clearly lack everything required to have a kid, but at least pretend to be somewhat happy for somebody else...just once it could do wonders for your image.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
Phail's passive-aggressive bitchy woman response to Pewdiepie and Marzia expecting
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"The act of procreation is not a big deal"
Then how come you don't do it Phil? Eh, you know, just the act of creating another human being on this planet, not a big deal at all according to Ackdolf von Pigler.
 
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Great, Phil got spooked over a squeaky car outside of his mature adult office. Got up, looked outside the window, went "Look at this." like his dents were actually there in person to see what he was looking at, called him an "idiot", and told him to get his brakes fixed. He must've thought Tevin was driving around the complex looking for Dave to harass, or maybe that DoorDash driver was trying to locate the pigpen to drop off whatever lukewarm DoorDash meal to his place.

Phil, get help. Seriously!
 
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I always love when he provides some kind of 'reward' for hitting a goal and then bitches every day about needing to make up any money he spends on it. Anybody else would treat it as though any money they spent on a reward comes from the increased income they'd get as a result of all the new subscriptions or whatever else it is that constitutes the goal. Phil is the only fucking guy I've ever seen who hits a goal and then hands a bill to the people who made it happen as their 'reward'. It's like if you were a kid selling some crap for a school fundraiser where they reward everybody for raising a certain amount by having a pizza party or something and then making you pay for the fucking food. The guy is absolutely insane.
 
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NursezillaX said:
I always love when he provides some kind of 'reward' for hitting a goal and then bitches every day about needing to make up any money he spends on it. Anybody else would treat it as though any money they spent on a reward comes from the increased income they'd get as a result of all the new subscriptions or whatever else it is that constitutes the goal. Phil is the only fucking guy I've ever seen who hits a goal and then hands a bill to the people who made it happen as their 'reward'. It's like if you were a kid selling some crap for a school fundraiser where they reward everybody for raising a certain amount by having a pizza party or something and then making you pay for the fucking food. The guy is absolutely insane.
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Phil doesn't understand the concept of "spending money to make money" He HAS to hammer his dents that HE spends hundreds of dallars so THEY can have a chill event where THEY have to make up for said event despite the fact it was "bought" by their money in the first place
 
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