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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 41 43.6%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.6%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.7%

  • Total voters
    94
That video/gif almost deserves a new "disgusting/repulsive" rating.
Sometimes I wonder if Ralph is with her purely out of spite, I know it's a big part of the reason, but when he looks at her, do all the images he sees on kiwi farms come to mind? Is he able to ignore the uneven eyes, huge mouth/teeth, her forehead and disappearing hairline, the nose, etc.? When seeing images like this one where even her teeth look to be different sizes you just have to wonder:
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That video/gif almost deserves a new "disgusting/repulsive" rating.
Sometimes I wonder if Ralph is with her purely out of spite, I know it's a big part of the reason, but when he looks at her, do all the images he sees on kiwi farms come to mind? Is he able to ignore the uneven eyes, huge mouth/teeth, her forehead and disappearing hairline, the nose, etc.? When seeing images like this one where even her teeth look to be different sizes you just have to wonder:
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IDK, the clown demon that jumped from Chris to Ethan must see in Pantsu the same thing it saw in Barb.
 
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I am still stunned every time that she actually looks like.

*Digibro's uncircumcised tranny penis that was covered in smegma because he refused to shower for months

But Ralph eats poop so they're perfect for each other
Faith said his breath smells like an old tampon so together the stank that is created when these two mouths meet must be weapon grade.
 
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I am still stunned every time that she actually looks like.


Faith said his breath smells like an old tampon so together the stank that is created when these two mouths meet must be weapon grade.
Ralph can waste over 5 grand on a pointless mini "vacation" to pwn his hayturz, Jerhm Conners and Harry Morris but a rhinoplasty or corrective dental surgery would just be fodder to the aylawgz. Ralph prefers slobbering his jowls all over a monkey pox infested Ezra Miller.
 
Ralph can waste over 5 grand on a pointless mini "vacation" to pwn his hayturz, Jerhm Conners and Harry Morris but a rhinoplasty or corrective dental surgery would just be fodder to the aylawgz. Ralph prefers slobbering his jowls all over a monkey pox infested Ezra Miller.
I think Ralph is genuinely afraid that if she wasn't so ugly she'd get the (wrong) idea that she could do better than him. She already thinks she is hot, I think she'd fancy herself a supermodel if she didn't have the hooknose and the horseteeth.

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I think Ralph is genuinely afraid that if she wasn't so ugly she'd get the (wrong) idea that she could do better than him. She already thinks she is hot, I think she'd fancy herself a supermodel if she didn't have the hooknose and the horseteeth.

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In what world does she think she lives in where she's anything but a 5 at most?
7/100 more or less, give or take.
 
Gyppo is a snitch.

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Feds don't usually seal people's cases and let them out suuuuuuuuuuper early unless there's some kind of cooperating/informant stuff going on... 🤔 How weird! Wonder what ol gyppo has to say about that!
Preface: this is not the thread for this, but I will change this to a redirect when his thread goes up, since he starts too much drama to not be a cow.
Gypsycrusader, also known as Paul Miller, sold psychoactives to very young children and is a convicted felon, though he was convicted on felony quantity possession and on intent. His way of obtaining doxes was selling patches, which were being popularized in the era before radicalized men decided to set up homestead networks, when guys were just posting their "tacticool" gear to their other under socialized internet friends. There were also allegations and images showing chat histories of him trying to cheat on his wife through sexting, and I faintly recall him doing it to somebody posing as an underage. Additionally, it was known that there were CIs in his telegram group chat. He also threatened to fight people such as Tor Brookes, and posted videos of himself doing Muay Thai outside his shit shack in Florida. I am so sorry I can't back this up with archives since this was from before I used KF, however the most relevant point - his 2007 conviction - should be floating around somewhere.
 
I think Ralph is genuinely afraid that if she wasn't so ugly she'd get the (wrong) idea that she could do better than him. She already thinks she is hot, I think she'd fancy herself a supermodel if she didn't have the hooknose and the horseteeth.

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Meigh is aware of how ugly she is, same as how Gunt is aware he's a fat loser. She might even believe her boss bitch front on some level, but deep down she knows. A little girl doesn't grow up to become Meigh in a vacuum. It's why she's a Pick Me and still can't score anything better than a pedo troon or a unfaithful, morbidly obese, abusive, gambling/drug addict.
 
Just a reminder not to feel sorry for Meigh as she deliberately chose this life
On the contrary, I actually hope Ralph finds a marginally more attractive woman willing to sleep with him consistently. Like that Rosie Tsunami thot he had on the KS before he went to Italy. He was openly lusting after her and while she's gross, she's much better looking than Meigh.

If this were to happen, he'd ditch Meigh so fast it would make her head spin.
 
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