DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeeTracktor]

I like the thought that everyday Phil ego breaks a little bit more when he has to watch his MomWife watching another streamer and all he can do about it is bitch to Derich and the sneak dissers in his chat because he has no friends

 

[Free Jasper]

I think whoever called that he’ll be returning his sports goods/gear to Amazon after his event has nailed it.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I just wish for a single time that he could not title his streams like a retarded faggot.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

I just wish for a single time that he could not title his streams like a retarded faggot.
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And he expects normies to find his stream, definitely not with a title like that.

"Chill", this isn't 2020 anymore. It's not a podcast, and there's definitely no vibes unless you consider begging for money a vibe. Then he doesn't even put out the actual game title in full which helps the youtube search.

A functional retard.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I just wish for a single time that he could not title his streams like a retarded faggot.
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This just screams "How do you do, fellow kids?" mixed with baby's first advertisement. But I guess this is what someone with a business degree thinks is good.

 

[Lord_Point]

I just wish for a single time that he could not title his streams like a retarded faggot.
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What worse?
'Final streaming day of the week, new chill game?'
OR
'What... hat... is... ghost... of.... sus.shi.ma.... best?'

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phail's passive-aggressive bitchy woman response to Pewdiepie and Marzia expecting
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Big ups JoshPoem for the clip

It's not a big deal yet you phail at all of it. Jealous bitch.

Great, Phil got spooked over a squeaky car outside of his mature adult office. Got up, looked outside the window, went "Look at this." like his dents were actually there in person to see what he was looking at, called him an "idiot", and told him to get his brakes fixed. He must've thought Tevin was driving around the complex looking for Dave to harass, or maybe that DoorDash driver was trying to locate the pigpen to drop off whatever lukewarm DoorDash meal to his place.

Phil, get help. Seriously!

Why didn't he hit that super cop speed dial? It could have been a detractor.

Also, from the larp side:


And speaking of larps, this death rash larp is something else.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Also, from the larp side:
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WWE Champions isn't a sport, Phil.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

And he expects normies to find his stream, definitely not with a title like that.

"Chill", this isn't 2020 anymore. It's not a podcast, and there's definitely no vibes unless you consider begging for money a vibe. Then he doesn't even put out the actual game title in full which helps the youtube search.

A functional retard.

Yeah it's definitely not chill. I don't think he considers what the fuck chilling is for his audience.

It's not a stream where you can turn in and relax at all. This faggot is constantly trying to bait a short, read out dumb derich quotes, whining about the most menial things, and interrupting gameplay with everything imaginable.

The insecurity comes out when it's just him and the game. No one is talking to him, handholding him, they are talking among themselves, tipping him or asking him questions. How chill is it having some guy pretty much poking you every 5-10 minutes while you're "chilling" and asking if you're okay? Not very fuckin' chill, dude.

Chill is with the other overused buzzwords now that I don't like using. Maybe he should start using vibin'.

 

[Grease Fountain]

New viral video just dropped

 

[LieLieFyre]

New viral video just dropped
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He's trying too hard. Which is bizarre cause he usually doesn't try at all.

 

[Iron Hamster]

wish I could feel no embarrassment whatsoever too.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Oh, I thought Dave was an ally with the trans community. He will be on there shit list soon! Playing that wizard-killing-troon-game! Hopes he at least play as a black female lesbian, he needs all the support he can.

Have they streamed THAT wizard game?

Have they streamed THAT wizard game? - Find out if your favourite twitch streamer has played THAT wizard game...

havetheystreamedthatwizardgame.com

Wait, it's only synced with Twitch so he will be fine. Like who cares about youtube, am I right?!

Maybe he thinks his tranny trick and give me more money costume has bought him enough ally points?
For what it's worth the game is actually quite fun, I have played 4 hours (I assume that's 4 dead trannies) and it's kinda neat.

I'm going to guess that Phil will hate it pretty quickly and that the dent army will get tired of it pretty fast.

I can understand not giving a shit. I frankly don't give a shit about people I don't know getting pregnant. But this awkward, bitter cope is so embarrassing, him just outright saying he doesn't give a shit about PDP having a kid would have been leagues less embarrassing.

On top of that, he's shitting on people being excited to have children, like getting pregnant isn't a big deal. It is, regardless of how easy or difficult the process was, accidental or deliberate. It's one of those things that will fundamentally alter your life, regardless of how well or poorly it goes, or decisions you make about it.

The adult thing to do when something like this happens to another public person in your sphere is to do the obligatory "congrats" and move on, even if you don't have a good relationship with that person.

But hey when isn't Phil a lonely, sad, bitter and petty cunt?

 

[San Dimas High School]

New viral video just dropped
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Less ear rape than his last one, but more eye rape. Can't he just watch the shorts with 10 million views already and learn they aren't about being as annoying as possible?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Maybe he thinks his tranny trick and give me more money costume

Are you talking about darksidekaren?

 

[UsedUp]

Re: DSP Shorts

Leave it to Phil to hop on something extremely late, well established and for him to say/tell everyone else they are doing it wrong.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Are you talking about darksidekaren?

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Yup that's the one.

I'm so sad that this happened when I was on break, I would have loved to be hanging out in a Reestream when this shit went down. First time I saw a picture of this I was 110% sure it had to be a Kiwi shopjob, but no pure fucking Phil.

 

[UaineRunei]

Wait, he's asking for money to cover the costs of those autistic props and that random harry potter game... But I thought his fans already gave him money for that? He even said he got more than $300 because some "generous" fans decided to step up...

He just memory holed those $300. It never existed.

 

[Soy Dora]

New viral video just dropped
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I unconsciously skipped through the booger part. He's so fucking gross and that's gonna be the swipe up point for the few remaining people that didn't already swipe away after his outburst noise. Nothing worse than a loud "AHHH" in your headphones.

Can he put any effort into what actually makes shorts gain traction? It's also too long. Come on free exposure slave worker, get your shit together or your getting LIMB'd.

Demented:

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yup that's the one.

I'm so sad that this happened when I was on break, I would have loved to be hanging out in a Reestream when this shit went down. First time I saw a picture of this I was 110% sure it had to be a Kiwi shopjob, but no pure fucking Phil.

He, of course, hyped the shit out of it for 2 weeks before.

I unconsciously skipped through the booger part. He's so fucking gross and that's gonna be the swipe up point for the few remaining people that didn't already swipe away after his outburst noise. Nothing worse than a loud "AHHH" in your headphones.

Can he put any effort into what actually makes shorts gain traction? It's also too long. Come on free exposure slave worker, get your shit together or your getting LIMB'd.

Demented:

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lol. that ring light gets him again.