Fence sitter? More like fence shitter.
Dudes up there on some egotistical high horse. Just shitting on the fence post, regardless the side it falls on. Just shitting into the wind. Too dumb too decipher whose below and his head to far in the cloud to see what he's even digested. He's terrible at this middle ground shit. It's like he's debating himself for 20 minutes but he's has no fucking clue either side of the argument. He's just up there trying to sound intelligent. Eyes darting back and forth to the exit. Flip flopping depending on whose headed towards the door.
He definitely sits on the post. But to what benefit. It's all so ego driven and egotistical that he can't help but shit on both sides and prop himself above everyone else. He dosent ignore any of the things those people are hyper vigilant about, he steps right into the dumb traps they set up for each other. It's fine to try and play both sides but his idea of it is just insinuating both sides are stupid and dramatic, while true, that shit is never gonna a work. Escpically when he couples his know it all ego with know nothing ignorance. The more he rants the clearer it becomes.
