Ethan Oliver Ralph has stated his intention to purchase a ranch compound, which we all know he will NEVER do. We can't just stop winning because these broke ass disloyal bitches will never be able to give this to Ralph, and Ralph himself is too much of a do-less bitch to get one himself. He's a failure of a provider and he's not even worthy to be called a male. He is a walking broke vagina and a ranchless bum who gets less viewers and less ranches than even random fuckwits like me, Melty. In fact I'm making this thread as an eternal testament to how this will never, ever happen, just so we can link this to him every time he runs his dick licker about a project doomed to failure and never happening.
Have fun being a broke dick, no ranch having bitch you tiny, tiny little man. Eternally ranchless, eternally felted. Regards.
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