- Joined
- Jun 13, 2016
It’s amusing that he moves to the much cheaper third world and still cannot afford to own a crack shack. Ralph life is a series of ever more terrible rental units until he either ends up at Ronnie’s boarded up corpse-sofa patty melt home or a men’s shelter.The fact that this moron can brag about making $250k over the past decade will never stop being hilarious to me. Congratulations, your annual “salary” is half as much as a gas station attendant in NJ but you had to ruin your life for it and didn’t even get health insurance.
Then he shamelessly begs for donos so he can take his mare out for a bucket of oats. What a sterling success story!
He’s also too stupid, friendless and drunk to pull it off. Daily begging to get the money for base needs is as good as it gets for Ralph.Andy and Asston are more likely to build a literal Kino Casino in Atlantic City before Ralph gets a Ralpharanch. Hell, Gator is more likely to get a ranch before Ralph does.
Any money he does grift will go straight into bathtub tequila served in a Maker's Mark bottle, he scares way too easily to put together something this big.