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š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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What a big fucking baby. I bet those very popular and influential youtubers would let him on their show to make fun of him and he might actually get some attention but instead he just sits and cries. Ralph is undeniably the biggest pussy on the entire Kiwi Farms. This includes Peetz.
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āGrifting untrustworthy rage pig with addiction issues should not have kidsā
Sorry how is that controversial?
Sorry how is that controversial?
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Heās poking a wasp nest heāll regret with this. He may lose his beloved Twitter account if Critikalās fanbois get mad enough. A nice report brigading of Ralphās account may be quite entertaining.
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It's worse than the Gunt tape, I consider the mexican makeout tape bestiality. He should be kicked from twitter for posting this.
Imagine being Ralph, thinking this makes you look good.
Even Ralph's bashed in, deformed face looks more normal than Meigh. Her face is revolting.
Again, what the fuck am I looking at here? Meigh looks like some kind of cryptid. Calling her a horse is too generous. also lol at ralph's eye.
Ralph looks so pleased with himself here. Good job, bro! You made out with an ugly woman to own her father.
Again, what the fuck am I looking at here? Meigh looks like some kind of cryptid. Calling her a horse is too generous. also lol at ralph's eye.
Ralph looks so pleased with himself here. Good job, bro! You made out with an ugly woman to own her father.
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For a supposed Ralphamale who has no fear he sure seems to like to bitch a lot.
What's wrong, Ralphie? Do you miss using Ronnie's bow as a dildo or something? You seem to be annoyed by even the smallest happenings.
Those 12h you were off Twitter should have been therapeutic to you. Stick to seelling gunt-yeast based tortillas at the nearest corner, may help build your character.
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It's another apoplectic flaggot fit episode, huh? Boring 
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Maybe losing sight in one eye has made Meigh less hideous to Ralph? I cannot come up with another feasible explanation for why he thinks making out with a trans horse is dabworthy. We know heās a moron but even morons usually have some minimum standards for who theyāll be seen with publicly.
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I wish both my orbitals were bashed in that left me permanently blind after seeing the horrific cross-species zoophilia gif.
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Meigh's nose wraps halfway around ralph's face and that's saying something cause he has a huge freaking head.
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ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM!
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Maybe I missed it somewhere between him slobbering down āherā throat and crying to twitch to ban one of the most popular streamers for calling him a rage pigā¦
But when Ralph AMandDuh are at that Mexican wrestling event, where the fuck was Rozy.tv? Like I donāt want to sound like a faggot or āwonāt somebody think of the childrenā guy, but seriously where the hell are you leaving the baby daughter in Mexico? Ralph (duh) and Neigh both look drunk as hell in the videos he shared. I can assume sheās not breast feeding. Or she is but wants to make sure CozyRozy.gov comes out as fucked up as he did.
But when Ralph AMandDuh are at that Mexican wrestling event, where the fuck was Rozy.tv? Like I donāt want to sound like a faggot or āwonāt somebody think of the childrenā guy, but seriously where the hell are you leaving the baby daughter in Mexico? Ralph (duh) and Neigh both look drunk as hell in the videos he shared. I can assume sheās not breast feeding. Or she is but wants to make sure CozyRozy.gov comes out as fucked up as he did.
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This means Ralph is basically sucking brony dick.
Ralph is a soy-filled flaggot bitch even worse than Mundane Matt.
Probably renting her out to baby fuckers.
LanceHaver
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His obsession with the Hunter Thompson cope continues:
It's just so cringe
It's just so cringe
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I don't get it either. Isn't it common knowledge the dude killed himself because he hated the expectations of him always being 'on'? It's like these retards only reference to him is from Fear and Loathing. The sektur's Harry Potter apparently.
LanceHaver
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I 'get it', I think it's pretty easy to get. Ralph is a failed journalist, criminal, drug addict, alcoholic degenerate and then sees a successful journalist like Thompson who was also an alcoholic and thinks "hey that's me! I'm cool like him"
It's just this meme
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Good, let him be. Hunter S Thompson shot himself.
Let Ralph live against any form of etiquette or decency. He dun give a fuck, he's saving the white race right now. Just look how hard his liver and kidneys are winning. No worries though, Ralph. I'm sure a BIG FAN of the killstream will donate both to you no questions asked if anything scary happens. No reason to stop the binger.
LanceHaver
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The cringe-inducing part is that Ralph really does think that he is cool.
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The most amusing part is Ralph has never read any books, not even any by HST. Heās easily watched FALILV twenty plus times. Iām sure he owned a copy of the book with Johnny Depp on the cover but could only skim a few pages at best. Any books Ralph owned but never read got tossed into a dumpster in Richmond. I doubt he even bothered to abandon them in Harryās garage.
For a guy that supposedly blathers on about politics youād think he would take an interest in Thompsonās political reporting, which is what really made him famous, but I doubt Ralph could make it through ten pages of any book without picture pages.
Thompsonās son apparently wrote a book about a decade after his suicide. He was very clear about how Thompson was incontinent and couldnāt really live independently anymore at age 67. It was all due to chronic alcoholism. He made a point to write about it so people understood the price HST paid for his substance abuse. It was the major reason he offed himself.
Ralph is just racing to beat his idol, not in any professional capacity because thatās impossible, but to be a decrepit drunk who pisses himself at age 37 instead of 67.
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Dax Herrera and busted Marie were in town, so itās not a long shot. Iām waiting for Ralph to start bragging about how Rozyās ābabysittersā pay him for the privilege of having access to his daughter.