Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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LikeAStone 2.0 said:
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You could play bingo with these kinds of tweets. Profile pic tries to highlight femininity? Check. Compares a person the don’t like to Nazis? Check. Talks about banning books when they themselves reject medical consensus? Check. Hating on their parents who they live with? Check. Username has something feminine and cutesy due to watching an overwhelming amount of hentai and anime? Check. And I love how they associate laws being passed to protect minors with literal fucking genocide. Hey retard, last time I checked being trans wasn’t an ethnicity nor a recognized culture.

I also love how they say they’re forced to live with their parents. So they're either a minor and therefore don’t have a say or they don’t have a fucking job because they’re too lazy. I know people who absolutely despised their parents, and as soon as they got the chance they got a stable job and bolted. These people won’t because god forbid they do anything more than request mutual aid on Twitter.
 
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Stochastic Terrorist said:
Keffals has two somewhat normal (not lolcow tier) brothers and his parents approved of him trooning out.

I know that his father has died, but do we know where the mother is now?
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Still at the same place, still hanging her head in shame over what Lucas has become.

Look at the bright side mom. Two outta three ain't bad!
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
You'll still never be a kiwi, Lucas.
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alien baby said:
The cow crossover we've all been waiting for

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>I hate when Kiwi Farms is funny but I do love the running joke where they blame Ethan Ralph for stuff

  • Trooning out Lucas
  • Giving Lucas's father cancer
  • Introducing Lucas to the Communist Party of Canada
  • Starting Lucas on his career as a fart dominatrix porn star
  • Telling him to flag Destiny's streams, thus setting him on the path to lolcowdom
  • Setting up a Discord server so Keffals could groom and troon underaged kids
  • Telling Lucas to sponsor the DIY hormone kits for kids
  • Telling Lucas to livestream himself in Ireland so he could fleece his followers for money
  • Having Ben Collins (allegedly) send money to Lucas during one of his Twatch streams
  • Convincing Lucas to say "retard" on his streams enough times to send his fanbase of mentally ill gender people into an outrage
 
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The Jackal said:
They're in a real bind here. On the one hand, SJWism is essentially a cult based on socially pressuring people (to the extent of even trying to destroy their lives) who don't conform to a very strict code of behavior. This is what gives the movement its energy, it's what attracts people to the cult because they enjoy feeling superior and making others miserable. It's a power kick.

The stakes are constantly being raised, new taboos are constantly being found, the standards you have to live up to get stricter and stricter because it's like a drug addiction and they're getting diminishing returns on that high. People fall in line, start following the rules, pretend that trannies are women, stop using naughty words like 'retard'. So new ways of being offended have to constantly be invented, which is how you get to 'microaggressions' and 'colorblind racism' and 'non-binary' and other objectively nonsensical ideas.

But on the other hand, some of these people are beginning to realize that this is an unsustainable model. The further it goes on, the more people are going to see that this is deranged lunacy. No one in his right mind wants to put up with this Orwellian bullshit. Hence the term 'wokescold'. Keffals and Vaush want to be able to say 'retard' as much as they want, because (guess what?) freedom of speech is actually a nice thing to have. But of course this contradicts the very foundation of their dumbass belief system. It's a real dilemma they have there.


Hear that troons? Saint Keffals sacrificed himself for your sins

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Dick Molesterson said:
A real "glass half full" take from the fart kween:

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i agree with keffals here to be honest. he is the best thing that ever happened to the trans community. keffals has exposed thousands and thousands of people to the dark side of the trans community. the catboys the bathtub hrt the very obvious hatred of anyone that is more of a victim that himself. none of this would be as known as it is now had keffals just shut up for even 10 seconds and kept to himself.
Hal said:
So desperate for clout and engagement now that he’s bleeding followers by the thousands he’s had to resort to unblocking everyone on his blocklist lmfao
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if this is true the fact that i am still blocked would imply he has blocked over 80k people and still has people blocked. i should also note i never once interacted with keffals which means one of his block bots must have got me because i followed an enemy of his or some shit. i also gotta wonder exactly what the point in unblocking people is? does he think all those people are gonna follow him and boost his numbers? or is he just so starved for attention and in need of something to take the heat off of himself that he hopes one of these unblocked accounts will send him death threats or something?
 
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Kees H said:
If Ethan Ralph and Keffals will do a debate, that will be a Any% speedrun on sperging out for the ages. Would love to see who would set the record on ragequitting.
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my guess is that we would either see a world record ragequit or they would both bond over their shared hatred of josh. honestly keffals should just go over to cozy and say as many slurs as he wants.
 
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Unexpected Genitals said:
Hey now, that's an insult to African wild dogs. They're known for being incredibly close-knit and cooperative. Troon circles are more like chickens, where they might get along but as soon as one gets a wound or looks weak, they'll mob them and peck them to death.
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As i said, one of the nature's best predators being mirrored by the worst ones...

Kees H said:
If Ethan Ralph and Keffals will do a debate, that will be a Any% speedrun on sperging out for the ages. Would love to see who would set the record on ragequitting.
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No context, lucas would call him transphobe because he once talked to Metokur and leave, in order to talk about the W it got in its discord server.
 
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So will Lucas go on the killstream or will Ralph go on his youtube channel. Ralph hates going on other people's shows so I'd expect him to demand that it's a KILLSTREAM EXCLUSIVE. I hope this is the exception though because Ralph will light that youtube channel on fire the minute he gets upset. If the SJWs think the mean old r-word is bad just wait until Ralph starts screaming 'nigger'. If he's mad enough he'll have people ready to flag that shit down too.

What I'm saying is that Lucas should definitely engage with Ethan Ralph as no one has ever regretted that.
 
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