Containment What If?

Broseph said:
What if Chris opened the door, got on the floor and did the dinosaur?
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Maybe we'd get some sort of reenactment of what actually happened "during the Stone Age..."

What if SEGA'd release a Sonic game where tan-armed Sonic would plot to prevent all True and Honest Transsexuals from ever finding true love, and it'd be up to the blue-armed bandit to stop him?
 
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ShittyRecolor said:
Maybe we'd get some sort of reenactment of what actually happened "during the Stone Age..."

What if SEGA'd release a Sonic game where tan-armed Sonic would plot to prevent all True and Honest Transsexuals from ever finding true love, and it'd be up to the blue-armed bandit to stop him?
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I'm pretty sure Chris's head would explode in confusion from such a dilemma.

What if Bob paid a girl to take Chris's virginity while he was still in high school, or even on his 18th birthday?
 
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What if this isn't real? No human being can really be this obtuse... can they? As I become more and more educated in christory I continue to question the veracity of the idea that such a person could exist and function as humans need to, to be able to survive.
 
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What if Megan and Clyde were getting married and Chris went to try and stop the wedding?
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if Mary Lee Walsh performed a curse ye ha me ha on Chris?
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He'd either have his head implode, melt off, or explode just like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

What if Chris decided to donate his body to science?
 
Dr Shreek would attempt to molest Chris and steal his hands, but runs off when he realizes Chris has :briefs: residue on them.

What if Chris met Phil?
 
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