Containment What If?

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What if Chris opened the door, got on the floor and did the dinosaur?

Maybe we'd get some sort of reenactment of what actually happened "during the Stone Age..."

What if SEGA'd release a Sonic game where tan-armed Sonic would plot to prevent all True and Honest Transsexuals from ever finding true love, and it'd be up to the blue-armed bandit to stop him?
 
Maybe we'd get some sort of reenactment of what actually happened "during the Stone Age..."

What if SEGA'd release a Sonic game where tan-armed Sonic would plot to prevent all True and Honest Transsexuals from ever finding true love, and it'd be up to the blue-armed bandit to stop him?
I'm pretty sure Chris's head would explode in confusion from such a dilemma.

What if Bob paid a girl to take Chris's virginity while he was still in high school, or even on his 18th birthday?
 
What if Chris was one of the ancient Greek Gods?

SPERGGITTARIUS, AUTISM INCARNATE, BLESSES THOSE HE TOUCHES WITH THE KNOWLEDGE MAN CANNOT UNDERSTAND. THEIR MINDS ARE WARPED TO HIS FORM, UNABLE TO SPEAK OR SHARE HIS OTHERWORLDLY TEACHINGS.
 
What if this isn't real? No human being can really be this obtuse... can they? As I become more and more educated in christory I continue to question the veracity of the idea that such a person could exist and function as humans need to, to be able to survive.
 
What if Megan and Clyde were getting married and Chris went to try and stop the wedding?
 
What if Mary Lee Walsh performed a curse ye ha me ha on Chris?
He'd either have his head implode, melt off, or explode just like that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

What if Chris decided to donate his body to science?
 
Dr Shreek would attempt to molest Chris and steal his hands, but runs off when he realizes Chris has :briefs: residue on them.

What if Chris met Phil?
 
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