Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Baraadmirer said:
Shemale. Haven't seen that word used much outside of the context of porn.
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Keffals can't even call himself that anymore.

The point of the term shemale is for people who want "females" with a penis. People who like shemales will often try to find the most passing looking ones too and convince themselves it is not gay if that tranny looks extremely female. Whether you think Keffals passes or not he cut off his penis, he doesn't fit that category. No one who is looking up shemale on a porn website or trying to hookup with one is looking for a castrated eunuch male with a rotting hole, these people want "chicks" with dicks.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
or is he just so starved for attention and in need of something to take the heat off of himself that he hopes one of these unblocked accounts will send him death threats or something?
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I think thats exactly what his plan is. (If he isnt lying about unblocking which with Lucas is a big IF) He's hoping he has someone blocked that hates him enough and is aylaawgy enough to fedpost or otherwise gets subjected to a torrent of abuse and hatred that he can then try to use as a shield to pull the "Look at all the twansphobia I'm recieving! This is why we shouldn't fight each other! Our enemies hate us can't we be fwends uwu?"
As he gets more desperate I wouldn't put it past him to stage something like that fake SWAT he pulled on himself last year.
 
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AnOminous said:
I like Bill Meower.
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I did even when he was considered far left because at least he was honest. He's still in the same place but is a centrist now because of how things have shifted.

E: Religulous is a really funny movie, even if you're religious. Because he makes fun of everyone, even the religions you dislike. And unlike Ethan Ralph, Bill Maher actually got into the Vatican.

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No context, lucas would call him transphobe because he once talked to Metokur and leave, in order to talk about the W it got in its discord server.
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I would tend to agree but they both "debate" the same way. They both holler a parting shot at some point and disconnect. Coincidentally I believe they both had a discussion with Stardust that went that way. Keffals definitely did. I believe Ralph's did too. But if they're both hollerin shots back and forth, that could carry on. Of course both would claim a W because of course they would. Probably would be the most viewed stream either has had in a while.

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Could also be "You Will Never Be A Karen" for distribution to the general internet.
 
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Lucas is trying to call out others for using mean words. I'm not going to screencap or archive that shit bc it's not only retarded but really retarded.

People are also not buying it which means what? Exactly. He keeps losing followers.

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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Lucas is trying to call out others for using mean words. I'm not going to screencap or archive that shit bc it's not only retarded but really retarded.

People are also not buying it which means what? Exactly. He keeps losing followers.

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Oh wow he changed his "shemale" bio already. I guess he still obsessively checks what people are saying about him here.

Lol we are coming close to one full year of this.
 
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Onni Kalsarikännit said:
Lucas is trying to call out others for using mean words. I'm not going to screencap or archive that shit bc it's not only retarded but really retarded.

People are also not buying it which means what? Exactly. He keeps losing followers.

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That's impressive. You unblock 80,000 of your critics and you're still bleeding subs.
 
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I Can Smell My Balls said:
You are retarded. That's the whole point of the site. There are archived tweets about a man with an anvil for a chin talking about how he's actually a reincarnated snake god.
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You could have used the time you used to complain to open Twitter yourself, screencap and archive that unfunny shit if you think it's that important. Like literally nobody is stopping you from contributing to the thread.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
So will Lucas go on the killstream or will Ralph go on his youtube channel. Ralph hates going on other people's shows so I'd expect him to demand that it's a KILLSTREAM EXCLUSIVE. I hope this is the exception though because Ralph will light that youtube channel on fire the minute he gets upset. If the SJWs think the mean old r-word is bad just wait until Ralph starts screaming 'nigger'. If he's mad enough he'll have people ready to flag that shit down too.

What I'm saying is that Lucas should definitely engage with Ethan Ralph as no one has ever regretted that.
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What the fuck do they even have to talk about anyway?
Unless they bond over their shared hatred of the Farms and Null himself, if I remember rightly Ralph was slurping Lucas's stinkditch back when DKF got started crowing about his "Kween Keff-fals" but they're both so thin skinned and Ralph has such a hair trigger I can't see them getting through a stream without triggering a Hollerin' and when Ralph gets upset he doesn't do it by halfs lol, Lucas's faggot audience cries over the word Retard, the Ralphamale will blister their fucking ears with hard-R niggers and faggots, which is another reason why the only place it would work is on the Killstream, but then Lucas can't grift superchats, and any agreement Ralph might make to split them he will break.
This is a non-starter, Ralph doesn't like going on other peoples shows and with all the angry Troon mob and their Happy Flaggots now watching Lucas, I can see it getting flagged down on any other channel anyway.
 
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Bleergh spoiler that Islamic shit he... he... huh. He has 3 moobs now. Well I guess thats something, one more and he'll have something else in common with the Gunt for them to bond over.
He's got room for one more in there.
Guess that home brew troonshine has some strange side effects, they fucking brew it with water from Pripyat or something?
If Barnum was still alive he'd love this faggot, I could sell him for thousands.
 
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TitchBitties said:
Lucas going through an edgy phase to actively bite the hand that fed him is exactly the kind of self destructive behavior I'm here for
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He realizes that nothing is going to get rid of Kiwifarms or other edgy sites where we're allowed to say no-no words and make fun of troons.

It's an autistic "if you can't beat em, join them," thing he's attempting.

But just like he'll never be a real woman, he'll never be a real Kiwi.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I think thats exactly what his plan is. (If he isnt lying about unblocking which with Lucas is a big IF) He's hoping he has someone blocked that hates him enough and is aylaawgy enough to fedpost or otherwise gets subjected to a torrent of abuse and hatred that he can then try to use as a shield to pull the "Look at all the twansphobia I'm recieving! This is why we shouldn't fight each other! Our enemies hate us can't we be fwends uwu?"
As he gets more desperate I wouldn't put it past him to stage something like that fake SWAT he pulled on himself last year.
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the funny thing is that if he did decide to stage something he has pretty limited options since i doubt he wants to risk reminding people that he has yet to actually take the london police to court and all the money for that is long gone.
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while keffals moobs are horrifying i cannot stop looking at the first picture his posture and that smirk look so fucking weird. if he moves his mouth any more to the side he is gonna look like an abstract art painting. dudes starting to look like twoface or something.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
What the fuck do they even have to talk about anyway?
Unless they bond over their shared hatred of the Farms and Null himself, if I remember rightly Ralph was slurping Lucas's stinkditch back when DKF got started crowing about his "Kween Keff-fals" but they're both so thin skinned and Ralph has such a hair trigger I can't see them getting through a stream without triggering a Hollerin' and when Ralph gets upset he doesn't do it by halfs lol, Lucas's faggot audience cries over the word Retard, the Ralphamale will blister their fucking ears with hard-R niggers and faggots, which is another reason why the only place it would work is on the Killstream, but then Lucas can't grift superchats, and any agreement Ralph might make to split them he will break.
This is a non-starter, Ralph doesn't like going on other peoples shows and with all the angry Troon mob and their Happy Flaggots now watching Lucas, I can see it getting flagged down on any other channel anyway.
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Once they run out of commonalities on hating the farms, then run out of racecraft and trooncraft to argue about, the sweaty passion will peak and these two gross neckbeards will start just passionately making out through the screen so hard it will turn all of cyberspace into the True Horseshoe Theory.
 
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