Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Counterfeit Obol]

I hope his next episode is from HELL.

It'd be pretty surprising if he made a sudden move to Michigan...

 

[realgone2]

He could sell the Cooking with Jack rights. Then they could have regional Jacks. Like Bozo the Clown or Ronald.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

It's kind of sad how easy it would be to simulate Jack.

And this is how Jack will live forever. Someone with the know-how needs to feed Jack’s entire social media footprint into machine learning and create an artificial Jack twitter account that will carry the torch once he finally kicks it. I would 100% follow Scalfani-bot.

There's going to be a buffet table before the coffin, so people can load up a plate before viewing his body.

Nah, buffet served on top of the casket. More surface area.

I hope his next episode is from HELL.

First thing he does is check the flame…

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

First thing he does is check the flame…

Then double ask satan if he can double the temperature and cook for half the time because he's gotta finish this upload so he can do Jack on the Damnation Ep 1.

 

[realgone2]

I seriously cannot believe companies would sponsor Jack. He recently had that audio/mic company. I'd take one look at his content and fire whomever suggested him to me.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

At any rate, they shouldn’t be upgrading, they should be downsizing. Something a single level so it’s easy to wheel an incapacitated fat man from room to room and something large enough to accommodate the eventual hospital bed, because it’s clear he has no interest in addressing his food addiction and insecurity issues.

The house is now too big for just him and Hammy. She can't take care of it all and you just know that Jagoff isn't lifting a finger to clean anything.

No the whole, "buy a new place on a new plot of land" is simply him buying into the prepper mindset that a lot of these turbo-Christians are all about thinking they can ride out the apocalypse before Jesus comes back. But you know that in reality Jagoff is just terrified that some Mexicans or black folk will start moving into his neighborhood.

It'd be pretty surprising if he made a sudden move to Michigan...

I seriously cannot believe companies would sponsor Jack. He recently had that audio/mic company. I'd take one look at his content and fire whomever suggested him to me.

Yeah but no. Each and every time he's said he's been "sponsored" it's actually meant he's bought the thing himself with Hammy's money and just said it's been donated because he wants to be seen like a big important Youtuber.

There was a point he claimed he was being promoted by "Profile by Sandford" which was fake he was promoting them, not the other way around. And when Hammy started her bookkeeping business he said he was sponsored by her in other words she supposedly gave him money to say her name on the show. When in reality it probably went down that he was being angy, she bought him a dozen cheeseburgers and as a thank you he'd promote her business.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Jack strikes me as the kind of guy to demand his entrée get taken back to the kitchen for correction and then drops one of these as he waddles out the door.View attachment 4460793

Whoever came up with the idea of tip baiting evangelizing needs to have their intestines ripped out and then shot into space.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

He could sell the Cooking with Jack rights. Then they could have regional Jacks. Like Bozo the Clown or Ronald.

Funny you mention selling the rights.

A few years ago he was looking to sell his BBQ sauce line. Being curious, I inquired as to the selling price, figuring there wouldn't be much to it.

Here's his reply, copy and pasted direct from my DMs,

Let me give you the Reader's Digest version. We are selling the company for $100,000. That’s all my recipes it’s all the assets including artwork website and everything. We are offering non-exclusive lifetime licensing to each recipe for $25K. That means you can make it for your entire life but is not exclusive your recipe.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Funny you mention selling the rights.

A few years ago he was looking to sell his BBQ sauce line. Being curious, I inquired as to the selling price, figuring there wouldn't be much to it.

Here's his reply, copy and pasted direct from my DMs,

Well that explains why I never got a response when I offered him 40 bucks for the company.

 

[Jacks Dead Arm]

Well that explains why I never got a response when I offered him 40 bucks for the company.

I said I was thinking maybe $500 for the trademark and recipe. Plus I wanted exclusivity as I would own it. He never replied.

 

[MarineN*4235431]

I seriously cannot believe companies would sponsor Jack. He recently had that audio/mic company. I'd take one look at his content and fire whomever suggested him to me.

for a freakshow i see it toally happening

 

[Harlow]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack strikes me as the kind of guy to demand his entrée get taken back to the kitchen for correction and then drops one of these as he waddles out the door.View attachment 4460793

Jesus would be really, really pissed at American Evangelicals

 

[ZipDisk]

When Jack feels mad or bamboozled, he still orders a full meal.
So much for getting up and leaving if a place pulls some bullshit.

To all the people threatening a Jack bot? Stop. I watched the one that was already posted, it's fucking pointless.

The content of the jack shows is watching Jack react authentically. Simulating it loses the fucking content.

AI was a fucking mistake.

 

[BentDuck]

The only thing missing from the audio is Chef John's upward inflections.

 

[anliteralidiot]

This is good, but it needs the little witticism he has in every video. Like, "You are the fatty doo Doo of your pile of poopoo." "You are the Joshua Connor Moon of your kiwifarms zoo."

 

[BentDuck]

This is good, but it needs the little witticism he has in every video. Like, "You are the fatty doo Doo of your pile of poopoo." "You are the Joshua Connor Moon of your kiwifarms zoo."

You are the blight of this party cheese shitte.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Is Aunt Myrna still among the living? Just wondering.

 

[realgone2]

Is Aunt Myrna still among the living? Just wondering.

I seem to vaguely remember that she died.

 

[CrypteralExamia]

ARM GUD. MEET GUD. MOAR MEET. I want to see him rip an IV out to go to the Popeyes across the street on JOTG. NOW.