What is the most Sex-pesty thing that you have seen/heard of Irl?

My cousins best friend used to be a care giver in a sped facility a few years ago. Said one of the older nurses (female) was quite open about jerking off the mongs, I think she called it "giving them relief" or some such term. Yeah, very noble ya creepy ole Karen.

When the CB radio craze hit one of my school buds was into it. Occasionally went to the nearby home of a local CB guy who was married, probably early thirties. He was always inviting kids around and making comments about jailbait and stuff. Remember thinking at the time he might be some kind of diddler rather than a sad sack who played cool uncle to the kidz.
 
Another one:

Neighbour worked with this guy in a big distrib warehouse. Said the guy was a bit of sheltered mammas boy, always had a shirt and tie under his immaculate overalls. Seemed nice enough but a bit prissy and sheltered. Came out he had molested a neighbours young daughter ( pre-pubescent AFAIR). Father was a big fat tatooed working class guy, beat the living shit out of him before the cops got to him.
 
A PT in my local gym told me he once had to deal with a guy who was filming dudes over/under the stall in the locker rooms. He cornered the guy after a patron threatened to knock his teeth in after discovering a phone hovering above the stall.



After forcing the guy to unlock his phone, his photo gallery had HUNDREDS of videos taken above/under toilet stalls all over the city.



He told the guy to fuck off and cancelled his membership, but regrets not calling the police at the time. He should've at least let the guy who caught him pummel his ass before he left.

Also, slight PL, but this was also the same gym where the most notorious gay rapist ever caught once frequented... yeah.
 
Once when i was in uni i arrived very early , when all classrooms are empty and i saw a bunch of signs on the wall with hearts and cutesy messages like "this way, keep going <3" , "you are so pretty", "since i first saw you i knew you were special". I was creeped for a second because it led to the same classroom i had class in later and i was the only one in the building at this hour lol. Once you got to the classoom there was a huge sign with ballons saying "GirlName* would you be my girlfriend ?" . I sat down, more people started arriving and everyone made jokes about the corny signs. Eventually the girl in question arrives and she freaks the fuck out, she runs and tears all of it apart and throws it in the trash and tells her friends to help her take it away. This was an university classroom of about 100 people ready for class btw so it was a really big scene.

The dude that made all this barely even knew her, they had spoken like three times, she was embarassed as hell. The guy was also waiting outside class with a ring and mariachis to propose to her to be his gf. He got his ass handed to him back instead in front of a building full of freshmen, the girl went from crying from shame to insanely angry very fast, beautiful blowup.


Guy i went to highschool with and would still hang out from time to time one time.
He was studying every post a girl had made to every social media and googling a bunch of shit so he could pretend to have similar interest, he even bought stuff to pretent to be involved in hobbies he gave two shits about, he was prepping for it like a test by stalking her, i know this is somewhat common but this dude was going deep, federal agent mode. Stupidest part of it is the gaslighting worked and they dated for a while, the douchebag cherry on top is that he had a girlfriend for like 5 years that he was still with, so he was cheating on his gf with this girl until HE broke with her. Lesson; What you post on social will be used to manipulate you, the irony is, if you don't post at all and don't expose yourself normies think you are a creep.
 
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The guy that introduced me to my former church sniffed my panties.
>Told Mom
"I'll talk to him"

"How dare you accuse me of being some kind of.... pervert"

Same church: pastor rails "for the young folk - love gives a ring, lust gives a condom! Smack the boy that pressure you!"
Two great grand daughters have kids out of wedlock; one is presented while pregnant in order to quell rumors.
A great grandson has a premature son
(both parents are teens); gets cucked by another guy "the baby will be my second son no matter what!" Second boy isn't his and girl goes with other guy in some other town
 
I had a coworker who would moonlight as a photographer who frequently gets gigs doing sexy glamer and cosplay photoshoots. What makes it creepy is how he would share these photos with co-workers and talk about his sex life openly and how he dated some of the models. Eventually the school found out he was sharing that info with students too so he got shitcanned.
 
In the place that I work at, we have a coworker that has sexually harassed many workers/customers, but because of "muh disability" and the fact he's been working for the company for 20+ years, it would be equivalent of trying to get rid of a cockroach.
I am probably left out on other details, but this is what me and other people deal with. Since he's bi, no woman or man is safe.

Not the first time of dealing with disabled sex predators, either. We had one autist that was scared of water, so he showed up always greasy and smelly and he would corner women and make them feel intensely uncomfortable. He was a tall guy too, so it was really intimidating. He was caught several times looking up girls' skirts but because he's autistic, "he doesn't know any better!!1!"
 
In my own experience, gays are the worst.

I remember one dude that would hang out with my group of friends often after hours, because he was a regular at the bar they worked at.

We were all between 18 and 20 and he was like 40.

He was not openly gay, and was actually married in the past (before becoming an alcohol I guess).

However, anytime a dude was drunk, he would try and take advantage to get close to them, and would often host after party at his place, let people sleep in there.

We never really talked too much about it between ourselves, but I had the displeasure of experiencing his tactics one night.

We went back to his place with another friend after the last night-bar closed and started drinking some wine.

My friend left at some point, and I chose to take him on his offer and take the couch. We smoked a joint and started a movie. I woke up to his hand on my dick (under my trousers) and my hand on his dick, which he had taken out.

I did not really try to fight him or say much to be honest, I just got my shit and left. I actually forgot my headphones there and never got them back. Never told anybody and we kind of ignored each other from then on. The shame was just greater than the upside of exposing him.

Come to find out that this dude was stabbed 8 times one night, several years ago (maybe a decade or so after this event). I wonder why!


Slightly OT but I never really stopped to think how this kind of shit makes you react in a weird way.

At the time, I loved to get into fights, and I was very vocal. Yet this time I don't think I said much more than the equivalent of "wtf" and was out of the apartment within a minute. I just wanted it to have never happened and be over with. Not what I would have done if you had asked me in a fiction scenario.

I had one prior and a few ulterior experiences with gay men who were super pushy and touchy. Always when alcohol and or drugs were involved.

When it comes to women, I am sure it exists, but I have never seen it. In my circles it would not fly if someone was behaving appropriately towards a woman. People look out for this, and they love the excuse to bash in some random creep.
 
Was he ever attracted to adults? Because it sounds like he never really moved on from people who were his own age back in school.
The cousin who’s shampoo bottle he jizzed into was a college student at the time, and all the girls he harassed would have been around his age at the time. When he got arrested he was like 21 or so.

Something that’s kinda funny is that when I knew him in school he surprisingly wasn’t into anime (apart from DBZ, but everyone at school was into that too), but on his Facebook profile (which appears to have since been deleted) one of the last things he posted has a meme of that blue-haired girl from Lucky Star, I am now in agreement with Null that anime turns you into a pedo (or at least exacerbates pedo-ish tendencies).
 
I used to be a member of a club where there was this guy who was pretty obviously on the spectrum, but also had anger management issues. Every so often he’d fixate on a female member of the group and start stalking them. Basically, if you were young and pretty and were nice to this guy, he’d start “coincidentally” showing up at your workplace or he’d have to take the same bus home as you. He’d never try to do anything beyond that, but still creepy. He was a fairly big guy in his late twenties, versus average to petite women in their late teens.

What I found really bizarre was that he had this sheltered attitude to sex and nudity. Like, he talked about going to see 50 Shades of Grey like it was some illicit, perverted thing (so why was he seeing it?) as opposed to something tamer than the front page of Pornhub. I recall on one occasion having a conversation in which he indicated a belief that sex without a condom automatically caused STIs.
 
In the navy, my watch section was at a burger bar when the gay electrician suddenly left. He returned in about 20 minutes and admitted that he went and got his dick sucked in the bathroom down at the beach. He was outed because someone else recognized the Grinder notification on his phone.
Most straight man in the Navy
 
I knew a dude back between the 8th and 11th grade who kind of had this "Harry Potter that can't stop eating Taco Bell" look about him who was known serial library-fapper. Guy used to sit at the library computers with his binder held very conspicuously to the side to block his screen and on a few occasions he got caught looking at hentai, sometimes while beating off. We were in Latin class together and he once took a bathroom break that lasted a good 20 minutes- our teacher was a usually kind and patient man but the second this guy came back our teacher was NOT happy and sent his ass to the office. It was pretty obvious what that 20 minute break was for. This guy was suspended many times over the course of 4 years but the last straw was apparently him making a pretty lewd comment directly to a teacher. I wasn't there to witness it but a few of my friends were, apparently the teacher tore him a new asshole and we promptly stopped seeing him at school.

Looking back it was kind of sad because this guy was surprisingly nice. He was a greasy weeb but so was I at the time, so we got along really well. It probably helped that I'm a chick so he might have been hoping he could finally get his dick wet, but if he would have cut it out with the sex-pest stuff he'd have been a cool dude and we might still be friends.
 
So far it looks like all the sex pests in everyone's story is low IQ. Maybe it's more an inhibition issue?
Most sex pest and pedophiles are extremely low IQ. There's nothing progressive or enlightening about lusting after children.

I guess I'll share a story too. I worked at this restaurant in my 20s and the owner was a dirty old man. He left his wife of many years for another woman, slightly younger but nothing special, and his wife got their house and a bunch of money. He kept the restaurant, which is all he seemed to care about.

He'd make lewd comments to the women that worked there sometimes, but the most pervvy thing I witnessed, there were two sisters that worked there, one 17, one 20. I was sleeping with the 20 year old but that's neither here nor there. The 17 year old was standing there with her sister, me, one of the cooks, and the owner. Out of nowhere, the owner reached over and squeezed one of the 17 year old's breasts. It was so outta nowhere, it threw us all off.

She didn't have a dad in the picture, just a pussy ass step-dad, so owner didn't get his old ass kicked. They all liked him though still! He was a nice guy for the most part, he was just a perv.

He'd also fire me and rehire me all the time, sometimes in the same day.
 
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There was some actual retard (I mean this in the truest sense and as an insult) in my hometown who would call random women's phone numbers and jerk off to their voice.

He hasn't gotten any better with age and I'm amazed he hasn't raped someone yet.
 
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More risking of PL here, and I think I might've shared it before over in the school stories thread, but it bears repeating for relevancy:

One of the male teachers at my elementary school was a pedophile. Somewhat younger guy, probably in about his mid-20s or 30s or so. The guy must've had the biggest inferiority complex and absolutely zero confidence with adults his own age, because he acted like a stereotypical "alpha male" jock by charming all the 6-12 year old girls attending the school and "bullying" us boys either by way of mocking us in front of the girls, or flexing his authority as a teacher to get us in trouble for some arbitrary thing or another. One particularly egregious thing he did that I can still recall was that, once again, to "show off" for all the underaged girls who had their eyes on him during lunch period, he picked on a friend of mine, and when said friend did not immediately show deference, the guy picked him up and tossed him across a cafeteria table. We all promptly reported it to our parents, who proceeded to launch their own respective investigations into whatever bullshit was going down to allow crap like that to happen.

Turns out, all the paternal snooping and lack of action on the school administration's part lead to the guy getting caught red-handed apparently having sex with one of the girls at the school while her parents were out of town, having left her in said male teacher's care because they "trusted" him. What followed was a couple of weeks' radio silence from the school's administration, a formal police investigation that every parent backed, and finally, the arrest and imprisonment of the offending teacher. The school tried to cover it up with some bullshit story, and a lot of girls at the school didn't want to believe that the guy was like that, but as far as the rest of us were concerned? Good fucking riddance. Couldn't have had a better comeuppance for his unwarranted faggotry.

I also found out a few years ago that the primary care physician I had for most of my childhood to late teenage years was also, in fact, a kid diddler – specifically towards boys in particular – as one of the many boys he was molesting apparently fessed up to his parents what the doctor was doing during his private, after-hours "counseling" sessions that he tried to push his patients to attend, and he had the fucking legal hammer promptly dropped on his ass. Lost his medical license, will be serving prison time, the whole kit and kaboodle.

Never had a good feeling about that guy, honestly, but my parents refused to listen to me. Probably the only thing that spared me from getting my own boy hole violated back then was the fact that I was always put off by him and actively refused to attend his counseling sessions. Parents hated that I wouldn't do it, and I guess that piece of shit hated it too, because he steadily backed off of trying to push me into going when I continually refused. Tradeoff is, he also became increasingly uncooperative as my primary care physician as a result, and I had a few medical issues at a couple of points later in life that he made me jump through hoops to finally get proper treatment for (and who knows how many other conditions he probably ignored treatment on entirely).

Still not entirely sure how I feel about all of that business in perspective either, even after having had these last few years to process it. Guess it's good I never got molested or worse, at least.
 
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