Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Phony Chicken]

As an aside, there seems to be quite a lot of envy and bitterness boiling below the surface of Lawtube and it would explain a lot of the behavior we are seeing in general. There's a lot you can pick up on in this clip but what stands out to me the most is his comment about Emily "Leap Frogging" over the other panelists. That should have been HIS success! HE was the one who was supposed to surpass Nick! We've been speculating on when/if these people were going to turn against each other and I think this indicates that there is going to be a feeding frenzy once enough blood is in the water. The content from watching how Nick handles this inevitability has the potential to be the most fun thing he's ever produced.

Spoiler: Thou Shalt Not Covet

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Emily did it because she covers celebrity bullshit. The algorithm is going to promote mentions of low IQ celebrity gossip.

 

[Chudbacca]

Yeah what the hell happened to him? Been watching this spiral into trash and it's disappointing. I liked his thoughts on law, rights, marriage, kids, sometimes Christianity, but now he's leaning hard into being a degenerate retarded teenager making shit unfunny jokes. Idiotic. Says he's happy where he is but seems to be upending it all. Nick stop being a retard.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Both Viva and Barnes have publicly noped out of the meetup opting to (very wise, sage-like even) do their own gathering. Viva mentioned it a day or two ago on one of his streams, up until this point I'd only known of Barnes. I went and checked the eventbrite listing and sure enough, all guest names have been dropped, with a pathetic note about how he'd list names once HARD confirmations were made. LOL. Poor Nick, let this be a lesson of how hard the mighty can (and do) fall. Perhaps he can fill a swimming pool with balldos to help cushion the impact.

Rekieta Law - Boomer Learns to Host an Event IN LAS VEGAS

It's my first meetup/live show that I'm hosting. Expect a bunch of poorly executed dick jokes, and terrible life advice.

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"Passably cool" it's like he can't give a full out compliment anymore. One thing I used to be able to give rackets is that he would really hype up anyone and everyone he interacted with. Even when he had some loser no name streamer in with the much more competent lawyers he would always find some achievement to give them a backpat for and it even seemed pretty genuine.

Now even giving well deserved props seems like it leaves him seething. Superman brought to life and presented to Nick would be "Cool I guess, I dunno? What do you want me to say?" *smug grin*

 

[Potatoherder]

Emily did it because she covers celebrity bullshit. The algorithm is going to promote mentions of low IQ celebrity gossip.

Emily is also really good at what she does and how she handles the chat. She does it solo which is something no one else in Lawtube can do now or evercould in the first place. Nick used to solo but his alienation of the non-locals chat has made it super boring circlejerk of the paypigs.

When's the last time you seen him comment on a non-locals or paid chat? He seems to lack the understanding that interacting with the plebs encourages paid chats.

 

[Caticorn]

I realize that I'm quoting myself here, but could it be one of these posts?


I'm going to go with "the language about confirmations was on the page from the beginning and Nick never changed it one way or the other" for now.

I archived the Eventbrite page the day I posted about the meetup in this thread (Jan 27). The language hasn't changed. Too bad, it would be funnier if it had.

http://archive.md/Y4c6L

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Holy shit Nick, please pull up. You have a lucrative streaming career in a relatively niche subject that you won't be elbowed out of any time soon. You have a family, a cute wife who takes care of herself, a big house, you're probably set for life.

Lmao. You almost had me for a second.

At first I thought you niggers were over exaggerating until about 5 minutes in. What a psycho. Also, Nick...my brother in Christ. Must we take the Lord's name in vain every other second?

I'm not one to judge one's faith because I do believe there are pious, valid ways of worshipping Christ that are eccentric, but Nick's behavior tells me he doesn't care about anything faith related at all or much. What Christian man actively goes to a gay bar and does MDMA in addition to constantly talking (not just thinking about it) about sex and hanging out with perverted Manosphere types and egging each other on in degeneracy? We all sin of course and sometimes we may be slaves to a certain vice or vices, but I do believe there is a threshold where you can actively say someone just doesn't care about faith in any sense.

Edit: Didn't want to doublepost.

 

[Associate Rick]

I believe someone broke down the list of names here based on what Nick was saying on stream at the time. I remember that list having Joe as a possibility but I was doing some digging for a separate clip and came across Joe talking about Vegas and he is almost certainly not going to show up. He does a good job explaining why it is going to be a gross disaster as well, without trying. This compilation comes before the events of yesterday, by the way.

Spoiler: Joe on Vegas

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The last thirty seconds of that video are interesting "while it is that people are basically looking at our family, as to whether we're a proper wholesome family, you're going to start streaming from Vegas", from what I've seen of Joe I got the impression he's a devout Jew, it seems like there might be some pushback from his family or community with regards to his streaming and who he's associating himself with.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Wasn't there some sort of trinket or gadget he was sponsored by in Decemberish where he admitted he wouldn't get the product before the contract ended, but he hoped it was good? That's about as low as you can get since I remember one of his big things was that he would never agree to endorse a product that he didn't personally use and could recommend.

Ah yes, the mini-chainsaw:

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Emily did it because she covers celebrity bullshit. The algorithm is going to promote mentions of low IQ celebrity gossip.

Emily is also MSM approved. Her channel is likely given a similar greenlight to all of the MSM pundits just for that alone.

In other news, Nick said he will not be drinking for money today after a chatter asked. He seems somewhat embarrassed about yesterday, even if his audience thinks it was funny.

Personal theory: He's woken up just enough to pull up after a mistake, but not enough to prevent those mistakes.

 

[Chudbacca]

Yeah what the hell happened to him? Been watching this spiral into trash and it's disappointing. I liked his thoughts on law, rights, marriage, kids, sometimes Christianity, but now he's leaning hard into being a degenerate retarded teenager making shit unfunny jokes. Idiotic. Says he's happy where he is but seems to be upending it all. Nick stop being a retard.

 

[Kopasea]

Caught a little bit of the grift cope this morning. Apparently it's a term of endearment to call someone a grifter

 

[Potatoherder]

Caught a little bit of the grift cope this morning. Apparently it's a term of endearment to call someone a grifter
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It has been in context to Nick but i didn't get that sense from the sperg out. The fact he feels like he needs to do PR says it all.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

l8 but I really don't care:
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@Blasterisk ! I... I... I thought you were a prude!
You can turn in your balldo right now if you're going to be a farmer.
I was working on a parody with that new AI thing but my computer for video editing is big dead. Have some snippets I've written though, maybe a few would come into the video....

Spoiler: My instructions are

Nick Rekieta, 41 years old, no morals, no winemoms, no knowledge, no judgement. No...
I must be some kind of standard, the degenerate livestreamer of the 21st century.

Spoiler: Old men, warning, warning

Our biochem corpus is far in advance of theirs, our electronic old men and their hetroflexiblity has allowed us to make progress on the mythical balldo the asscheeks.
Hmm....We may not be able to contain the augmentation project.
We've had to endure much, you and I, but within the week, there will be electronic old men running the balldo.
No, within six months.
Yes.
Electronic old men, are the future.

Spoiler: That's terror

Don't shoot! You're too late. I surrender.
So you know better than Locals what to do with Nick's degeneracy?
It's already on it's way back to the farms, and you can't do a damn thing about it.

Spoiler: Gep gun

I have open the balldo. When the pants drop, go in, and go in, and go in like Nick Rekieta and his locals chats and loose the extender rings.

Nick right now in a nutshell:

Bonus line:"We're 100% black degenerate!"

 

[Not Who You Think]

Caught a little bit of the grift cope this morning. Apparently it's a term of endearment to call someone a grifter
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This is what Nick had to say about the manosphere (including his friend Drexel, whom he uses to prove his point about their hypocrisy) in December:

These are two clips from Nick's show last night talking about the people in his profession:

Nick has surrounded himself with frauds and degenerates and he knows it. Killing his conscience with alcohol and drugs doesn't seem to be working. If anything it's amplifying his honesty through his anger at others. It's anyone's guess how he actually feels about himself.

 

[boofit]

Yeah what the hell happened to him? Been watching this spiral into trash and it's disappointing. I liked his thoughts on law, rights, marriage, kids, sometimes Christianity, but now he's leaning hard into being a degenerate retarded teenager making shit unfunny jokes. Idiotic. Says he's happy where he is but seems to be upending it all. Nick stop being a retard.

He's a public figure in a dying rotten society, chances are he's going with the flow.
Chances also are that's just what he does anyway, implying he started out going with the flow as well but he perceived it changed or the environment was Weimar all along and therefore he was not reaching his mainstream targets or could do better in that regard.

 

[Chudbacca]

Epic Rant

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Holy shit these comments are either pure cope or just plain retarded. I didn't watch the vid the see how law nerd spun this compared to Elissa's vid, but the difference in comments is pretty telling. You can also tell who the wine moms are.

Yah that's fans for ya. Again, all well and good to rail against jury analysis because at the end of the day you just don't know and to sincerely try to predict where a jury is going to land is futile. Still, people have fun with it and enjoy it so can't argue with that. Is it any less valuable than a shitfaced guy ranting about penises in butts and the lamest dick jokes you've ever heard? Nick is best when defending a conviction or attacking a pedophile like Duncan Macleod. This ain't best Nick, this is share way too much information with the internet Nick, get defensive and angry when called out about it Nick, and really double down on the idiotic 20-something behavior Nick. Bad Nick!

 

[feral cat #6385]

I think we are on a slow burn unless something major happens on locals or the meetup. He did a speedrun at first but has actually pulled up after he started making money from the Crowder drama and now the trial. The real test will be the next dry spell. In the past people just tuned out and back in when he had content but he now has detractors and those are even in his safespaces.

The Vegas meet up is going to be a disaster. Something will happen there to damage Rackets further.

 

[break these cuffs]

He's a public figure in a dying rotten society, chances are he's going with the flow.
Chances also are that's just what he does anyway, implying he started out going with the flow as well but he perceived it changed or the environment was Weimar all along and therefore he was not reaching his mainstream targets or could do better in that regard.

Muh society. Nick is a lazy spoiled manchild going through a midlife crisis. He'd probably be fine if he joined a beer league softball team to get away from the wife a kids or made restoring a classic car "Dad time" where he isn't supposed to be interrupted. Instead he's a substance abusing degen. The timer to him getting a mistress he falls for and jeopardizes his marriage with is ticking. Finding some young thing who reminds him of his wife when she was young or who he wishes she was is more in line with what guys like him do instead of going on more fishing trips.

 

[LurkTrawl]

So are we just going to gloss over the fact this actual nigger just accidentally blurted out the fact that he's going to get handys at a massage parlor on the reg? Like, enough that he even named the fucking place?
Edit: He said "these cities" not a specific name but that's still pretty fucking bad
Really puts the "amogus" in monogamous.

 

[AnOminous]

Hope he doesn't take that drunken anger out of Kayla or the kids.

Fleeing to Mexico stream when?

EDIT: HOLY SHIT, DUI guy is at the trial right now. He sent in a super chat begging to come on to talk about his observations which Nick read shortly after hollering about how stupid DUI Guy's analysis is.

He's literally gone retarded.