Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I don't think he even made it 48hrs, I think he just slept extra long and then he just switched to one of his socks for half a day.
He can't help himself.

Speaking of sock accounts: I completely forgot about them. Which ones does he still activily use?


Edit: Procrastinhater doesn't know. If someone does, pls let me know. Thx.
 
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I don’t know if this is late but lmao nobody likes keffals haha.
 
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Speaking of sock accounts: I completely forgot about them. Which ones does he still activily use?
I can't remember off the top of my head because I stopped paying much attention to Lucas until this recent shit show, he was making me feel sick when he started trying to be a Twitch tiddy streamer but just grossed me out by being a Twitchy moob streamer, but someone on this thread will know, they've been posted fairly recently.
 
I can't wait for all the mainstream journalists to write their many follow ups on the rising communist trans streamer star who is saving everyone's lives with her activism and leadership.
I don't expect them to write anything negative about Keffals as he might know too much about who coordinated the KF attacks, which journos were also aware, etc.
It's gonna be a new episode in the Keffals saga if they would turn against each other and Keffals starts dropping receipts.

If you're reading this Keffals: DO IT!

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Update on the follower count:
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Looks like the bleeding has kind of stopped. At least there wasn't any mayor drop in the last hours.


So let's see what Lucas was up to on Twitter in the last couple of hours:

1) Unfunny
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Luke's down to 124.1K now. I legitimately don't think it'll stop. It'll certainly slow down, but his DKF "heroism" has died down now so everyone who knows him has to confront the fact that he's incredibly boring, stupid, and unlikeable.

Not trying to do some performative male feminist shit here, but it's remarkable how heavily "irony twitter" guys lean on the phrase "white women" to sound more woke and less incel-y. They suck the girlcock, but hate white women.

The Venn diagram overlap between "socialist because they don't want to have to work 40 hours a week," "incel," and "troon/chaser" is almost a circle.
 
Lucas, you might as well make a verified Kiwi Farms account and livestream an AMA on Odysee.

If you're damned to a life of being a eunuch lolcow virgin, you might as well bask in the infamy. I mean... it can’t possibly be any worse than what you’re doing right now.
 
Imagine blocking 80,000 people in the first place, that's fucking mental
It's just so.... blinkered?

I get blocking spam and blocking trolls. But 80,000 accounts just blows my mind. It's really no wonder the bird app is so addictive for people like this. You removed any challenge to your opinions - including informed / legit critics.

What do you get? A circle-jerk of toxic positivity and delusion. Frankly, if I blocked that many people I think I would be seriously fragile to any dissenting voice.
 
It's just so.... blinkered?

I get blocking spam and blocking trolls. But 80,000 accounts just blows my mind. It's really no wonder the bird app is so addictive for people like this. You removed any challenge to your opinions - including informed / legit critics.

What do you get? A circle-jerk of toxic positivity and delusion. Frankly, if I blocked that many people I think I would be seriously fragile to any dissenting voice.
Troons and SJWs love blocklists. If you remember Arthur Chu from Jeopardy and Gamergate, blocklisting people who followed or liked tweets from his "enemies" was one of his big things. Aside just being unlikeable and filthy, he really shot himself in the foot way back then by running a mass blocking bot on some Weird Twitter superstar, I want to say dril, but it might've been someone else. So if you ever thought dril or leyawn or swarthyvillain (now Felix from Chapo) was funny enough to follow, Arthur's bots blocked you, and that put a pretty serious limit on how big his Twitter audience could grow. That was like, 2014, before these lines were as well defined as they are now.
 
I don't expect them to write anything negative about Keffals as he might know too much about who coordinated the KF attacks, which journos were also aware, etc.
It's gonna be a new episode in the Keffals saga if they would turn against each other and Keffals starts dropping receipts.

If you're reading this Keffals: DO IT!

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Receipts of what? Conspiring to destroy the Kiwi Farms? Nobody will fucking care, it's expected of bugman journos.
 
It's just so.... blinkered?

I get blocking spam and blocking trolls. But 80,000 accounts just blows my mind. It's really no wonder the bird app is so addictive for people like this. You removed any challenge to your opinions - including informed / legit critics.

What do you get? A circle-jerk of toxic positivity and delusion. Frankly, if I blocked that many people I think I would be seriously fragile to any dissenting voice.
I just don't get it. On one hand it's obvious he wants to be le edgy 4Chan troll, but on the other hand he's such a thin skinned little fag he uses block lists that block literally tens of thousands of people.
Part of the fun of being a shitlord is the fucking enraged reactions you can prod out of people, blocking all those people is directly hindering his effectiveness and the dopamine hit or whatever he'd get from saying inane shit designed to trigger a response.
Everything he does is half assed and self defeating, the man is a fucking morass of low iQ moronic contradictions.
 
While I'm loathe to think someone who lopped their own cock off in a bid to become happy ever has the foresight to have an actual plan, I think ol' pyramid moobs here might.

During the DKF saga, keffails gained a lot of attention and a lot of new followers. I'm betting a good amount of them weren't the same kind he usually courted in his secret grooming servers and shit.

What if, just like Vaush, he's cutting out the parts of his community he doesn't like? The ones who will jump on him for being edgy and saying things the "wokescolds" don't like? I mean, it stands to reason he might want things to go back to the way they were before he had a ton of different eyes on him and he could send out his collars in peace. I'll take my rainbows if I must, but this tripling and quadrupling down is far too intentional to be just for the attention anymore. I think he's pruning... just like he pruned his tree and bushes.
 
I just don't get it. On one hand it's obvious he wants to be le edgy 4Chan troll, but on the other hand he's such a thin skinned little fag he uses block lists that block literally tens of thousands of people.
Part of the fun of being a shitlord is the fucking enraged reactions you can prod out of people, blocking all those people is directly hindering his effectiveness and the dopamine hit or whatever he'd get from saying inane shit designed to trigger a response.
Everything he does is half assed and self defeating, the man is a fucking morass of low iQ moronic contradictions.
I feel like we will probably see some cope statement soon explaining that he did the cancelation on purpose to shave off his sensitive fans or something so he can be le edgy commentator. The thing is though they don't even know how to do that and will still have the block lists and have already alienated the commentary community by coming off as pure disingenuous grift.

I really hope the gunt debate happens though, SOMETHING interesting has to come of it. If gunt doesn't get too hammered before the show he can probably come out the winner. It's so funny the gunt x keffals arc was joked about but it is actually possible now.
 
I just don't get it. On one hand it's obvious he wants to be le edgy 4Chan troll, but on the other hand he's such a thin skinned little fag he uses block lists that block literally tens of thousands of people.
Part of the fun of being a shitlord is the fucking enraged reactions you can prod out of people, blocking all those people is directly hindering his effectiveness and the dopamine hit or whatever he'd get from saying inane shit designed to trigger a response.
Everything he does is half assed and self defeating, the man is a fucking morass of low iQ moronic contradictions.
No, it makes perfect sense to me. She's not a 'troll' looking to get a rise out of people, she wants power. She wants to see her actions measurably impact other people's lives ; enraged reactions from people she's upset with her hot takes don't mean shit because they'll move on and forget her, she wants to to be able to leave a mark.

The blocklists were absolutely necessary because the crux of her power was a mob of uwu tenderqueers who'd mass report people and get them deplatformed for saying no-no words. Those people aren't going to engage and follow her if they have to deal with shitlords and terfs in her replies. But those people had no power over us, and I think she learned a lot from that. They got us trending and they mass reported and they cried about what awful people we are, and then they moved on, having accomplished nothing. Even today twitter is full of them pulling surprised pikachu faces when people tell them that Kiwi Farms still exists.

The people that did hurt us were the criminals, and I'll bet very few of them were the tenderhearted, fragile little twitter scolds who shrink and whimper at the use of slurs. They were the edgy chantraps and meth addicted sociopaths, who know how to dox, and rent botnets, and cp bomb, and scrape db leaks, the kind of people who'll happily sit around in a discord calling each other 'faggot' and plotting felonies to fuck with random people, the kind of people who don't give a fuck if you're left-wing or right-wing as long as you're crying and it's because of something they did.

I think Keffals reached the hard limits of what her tenderqueer army could accomplish, and she's trying to pivot her appeal towards the people who can surpass those limits.
 
I tuned out of this thread for a while because I got sick of Lucas's sad flailing attempts to stay relevant (btw sorry @Punished Neco for not replying to your PM, although it looks like he didn't end up posting anything on Patreon). Anyway, happy to see the leopards eating this retard's face.

So desperate for clout and engagement now that he’s bleeding followers by the thousands he’s had to resort to unblocking everyone on his blocklist lmfao
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Keffals is lying as always, I'm still blocked. Maybe I'm on a special permanent block list, since I inquired about why he tried to fuck his chihuahua as a young lad. Must be a triggering subject for him.
 
I'm actually flabbergasted by the concept that there are people out there so mentally retarded that they think we're not online.
If you barely paid attention to the drama except to wave your pitchfork a bit, it makes sense. It actually makes them far less mentally retarded than us because at least they're not the ones paying attention to a retarded autism forum for retards.

What's really amazing though is the people who are invested in it, know we're online but are still insisting Keffals still won because we're having 90% downtime, are trapped on illegal Russian war criminal servers and are only accessible through the darkweb or whatever other insane cope arguments they can grasp at.
 
I tuned out of this thread for a while because I got sick of Lucas's sad flailing attempts to stay relevant (btw sorry @Punished Neco for not replying to your PM, although it looks like he didn't end up posting anything on Patreon). Anyway, happy to see the leopards eating this retard's face.


Keffals is lying as always, I'm still blocked. Maybe I'm on a special permanent block list, since I inquired about why he tried to fuck his chihuahua as a young lad. Must be a triggering subject for him.
What a creepy little man.
What's really amazing though is the people who are invested in it, know we're online but are still insisting Keffals still won because we're having 90% downtime, are trapped on illegal Russian war criminal servers and are only accessible through the darkweb or whatever other insane cope arguments they can grasp at.
Like Keffals himself.

Also I kind of like being on war criminal servers. It's kind of badass, when you think about it.
 
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