Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stasi]

How dare those filthy crotch-goblins have been born? It's not like Nick himself had any choice about it. His now-flaccid penis just repeatedly ejaculated into his wife completely against his will! He had nothing to do with it!

What a worthless piece of shit.

Did he actually shit talk his wife's body post child-birth? Wow. Don't say that to your spouse and definitely don't say it to a bunch of strangers on the internet.

If you're not as attracted to them with age and it's a problem talk it out or go to a counsellor or something. He seems to have chosen the balldo and degeneracy option. Just comes across like an immature prick having a midlife crisis like you all are saying.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You tell me. This is TacRight's page about the chainsaw. Note the logo on the bottom of the handle. Note also the 88VF (whatever that means) battery. Cost = $250.

This is the chainsaw Nicky was promoting. Picture look familiar? Except they didn't bother to photoshop on the logo this time. How fucking dodgy can a website look, by the way?

And this is the AliExpress page of results to the query "mini chain saw." You can see this exact saw being sold wholesale for as little as $5. And as you know, Chinese factories will slap on whatever branding you want them to, if the order's big enough. Now, to be fair, the chainsaw with the 88VF battery isn't $5. It's $30.

So, was Nick promoting cheap Chinese crap with a markup in the ~1000% realm, sight unseen? Yes. Yes he was.

Yeah it looks like a piece of shit and a total scam.
I got mine from Amazon btw, I have no complaints so far, appears to be out of stock atm.
Seems Nick has as much respect for his fans as he does his wife or his liver if he's selling that knockoff crap without testing it.

https://www.amazon.com/【UPGRADE-2022】Mini-Chainsaw-Brushless-Batteries/dp/B09R97FHBP

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Did he actually shit talk his wife's body post child-birth? Wow. Don't say that to your spouse and definitely don't say it to a bunch of strangers on the internet.

If you're not as attracted to them with age and it's a problem talk it out or go to a counsellor or something. He seems to have chosen the balldo and degeneracy option. Just comes across like an immature prick having a midlife crisis like you all are saying.

Isn't it funny how people keep finding this to be so abhorrent they just can't believe it actually happened? And yet here it is.

Yes.

Timestamped. Linking to the clip b/c it does a decent job condensing the segment.

 

[Strix454]

Yeah what the hell happened to him? Been watching this spiral into trash and it's disappointing. I liked his thoughts on law, rights, marriage, kids, sometimes Christianity, but now he's leaning hard into being a degenerate retarded teenager making shit unfunny jokes. Idiotic. Says he's happy where he is but seems to be upending it all. Nick stop being a retard.

1) Later-stages Alcoholism. He brags about drinking over half a bottle a day every day.
2) Gaining financial freedom from his parents in his 40s in the way most people do in their 20s.
3) Not working. No hobbys. Just sitting around the house all day every day doing nothing.
4) A belief that porn is real and can be used as a guide to life.
5) Mixing pills and other drugs with his drinking.
6) A belief that he is in the final years of his useful life.
7) Resentment over having a family.

He has basically said that degenerate Nick is the real Nick. That the law is boring and stupid to talk about. That his views on marriage, kids and Christianity are what they have always been. That crazy conservatives and anime fans projected a trad viewpoint on him that he never had.

 

[Dyn]

I would tune into the Nick Rekieta show if he injected a speed ball live on camera and talked about fetish sex.

All that legal stuff is kind of boring and I don't care to watch it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He has basically said that degenerate Nick is the real Nick. That the law is boring and stupid to talk about. That his views on marriage, kids and Christianity are what they have always been. That crazy conservatives and anime fans projected a trad viewpoint on him that he never had.

The first part of that might be true but no one "projected" a viewpoint on him, he fucking posed as a Church going Conservative Christian, theres fucking documented footage of him making statements to that effect, no one just imagined that image and put it on him out of nowhere, they went off what he made himself out to be, so he fucking LIED so he could e-beg money out of his audience, and then when he thought he had enough money he could just go mask off and the tard bucks would keep rolling in he basically told the audience that got him where he was to fuck off so he could flirt with old slags and take poppers at gay bars.
Now he's all bitter and angry because he's a spoiled asshole and he resents his audience expecting him to make the content they subscribed to him for.
He's such a lying piece of shit lmfao
I've got as much contempt for him as the Gunt at this point.
At least the Gunt never pretended to be anything other than a White trash trailer park piece of shit.
I gotta say though an angry drunk arc is gotta be more fun than watching a cringe 40 year old coomer, if he goes full Leaving Las Vegas and dives into the alcoholism head on and starts banging speedballs and getting into car crashes and bar fights I'll resubscribe just to watch the trainwreck.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

At least the Gunt never pretended to be anything other than a White trash trailer park piece of shit.

I mean, the gunt did kind of position himself as having SOME kind of belief system, it just didn’t convince anyone well enough for them to take it seriously outside of AF. And they’re all nazi catbois

 

[Procrastinhater]

I mean, the gunt did kind of position himself as having SOME kind of belief system, it just didn’t convince anyone well enough for them to take it seriously outside of AF. And they’re all nazi catbois

Ralphs belief system can and always has been summed up simply as

 

[Swole McPole]

"Get Dat Butt"
What the fuck?
"Professional" Nick Rekieta here Ladies and Guntlemen.

It's a shout-out to the leathery wine-mom's.

Rackets knows which side his Balldo lubes up on.

 

[AnOminous]

Did he actually shit talk his wife's body post child-birth?

Yes, he literally went off on a rant about how giving birth to his children completely destroyed his wife's body.

That's the level of piece of shit he is operating on.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That wasn't a joke. He lost control of himself and started saying what he really thinks, and he fucking knew in the insant he said it he'd fucked up and revealed what a fucking letch he is despite all his protests to the contrary.
That's why it was the only point in the Hollerin' he caught himself but it was too late.

If he said it without hesitation I'd write it off as a joke. But he half says it and then he comes to a screeching halt, but he realizes he said too much and follows through with his statement. That made me go "Hmm....".

Nick stated that he took "morning wake up pills" and that's part of why he isn't drinking this morning. He's supposedly not drinking at all, this day stream. Branca and Joe returned, though this whole stream feels more muted than usual.

That'll be the Provigil. If he's going to be on that and not drinking for the whole day, watch for the twitching to start by the end of the stream.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Joe is addressing the "controversy" that I posted about earlier. Apparently he was speculating that Emily D Baker was buying advertising with the algorithm and not buying views, per his own words.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

I hope you don't mind, but I have a personal anecdote to share.
I met up with a very good friend of mine from undergrad a while back. We still shitposted and sent each other stupid memes by text, and last I heard he'd gotten married, but last year he told me he was in a relationship with a 20yo Black Mexican Femboy. I assumed it was a joke, but I had the chance to meet up since I was in the state for work. It was not a joke and I met the troon. He told me he cheated on his wife for this.

The reason I bring this up is not to compare his and Rekeita's trajectory (though if he doesn't pull up, I wouldn't put it past him), but because of what he told me during the reveal. "Still a trump libertarian".

Are modern libertarians all just sex pests or are sex pests drawn to libertarianism? Either way, Null was right about these libertine deviants.

P.S. Bro, in the offchance you see this please get your shit together.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

1) Later-stages Alcoholism. He brags about drinking over half a bottle a day every day.
2) Gaining financial freedom from his parents in his 40s in the way most people do in their 20s.
3) Not working. No hobbys. Just sitting around the house all day every day doing nothing.
4) A belief that porn is real and can be used as a guide to life.
5) Mixing pills and other drugs with his drinking.
6) A belief that he is in the final years of his useful life.
7) Resentment over having a family.

He has basically said that degenerate Nick is the real Nick. That the law is boring and stupid to talk about. That his views on marriage, kids and Christianity are what they have always been. That crazy conservatives and anime fans projected a trad viewpoint on him that he never had.

1. That's nowhere near "later-stage."
2. True.
3. Nah. Motherfucker streams for 12+ hours a day and still has to drive his brats around. And in the middle of all that, has to find time to put up the cross, strap his bug-eyed wife to it, and sodomize her with the balldo. To quote Clarkson, "that's a lot of effort in a day."
4. That's fanfiction. Fanfiction is gay.
5. "Pills and other drugs" what are you, 12? There's plenty of "pills and other drugs" that are perfectly safe to mix with alcohol. And as far as we know, he's always been careful not to drink while on incompatible shit such as Provigil.
6. True.
7. Debatable. After spending half your life with someone else, there's bound to be some disagreement. And it's very normal to let off that kinda steam while drunk. Except normally you'd be doing that to your equally drunk friends at the bar to be forgotten the next morning, not to thousands of strangers on the Internet to be remembered forever.

So that's 2.5/7. Your conclusion is basically correct, but the support for it isn't really present in your list. Aim to root the a-logging in reality. Much more impactful that way.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

So the next question after the happy ending massage slip up yesterday is whether our wife was aware he was going to these places. She has her own shady massage story from a couple years ago is this an ongoing thing in their “monogamous” relationship? If she wasn’t aware I bet he had to have a very awkward conversation with our wife after that stream. That doesn’t sound like a fun conversation when you’re falling down drunk

 

[Maraschino]

I hope you don't mind, but I have a personal anecdote to share.
I met up with a very good friend of mine from undergrad a while back. We still shitposted and sent each other stupid memes by text, and last I heard he'd gotten married, but last year he told me he was in a relationship with a 20yo Black Mexican Femboy. I assumed it was a joke, but I had the chance to meet up since I was in the state for work. It was not a joke and I met the troon. He told me he cheated on his wife for this.

The reason I bring this up is not to compare his and Rekeita's trajectory (though if he doesn't pull up, I wouldn't put it past him), but because of what he told me during the reveal. "Still a trump libertarian".

Are modern libertarians all just sex pests or are sex pests drawn to libertarianism? Either way, Null was right about these libertine deviants.

P.S. Bro, in the offchance you see this please get your shit together.

My brother in Christ, a person does not date a Mexican/black femboy with "bussy" and try to claim they're straight. That's like saying you don't care about the Kiwifarms--

Shit.

 

[Stasi]

Isn't it funny how people keep finding this to be so abhorrent they just can't believe it actually happened? And yet here it is.

Wtf that's fucking gross. Who would say that about their spouse??? Also comes across like an immature twat. Yeh no shit a woman's body changes with age and childbirth, did you think you'd be fucking a 20 year old for the rest of your life?

I take back what I said about not being friends with Drexel. Evidently these two skidmarks deserve each other.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Are modern libertarians all just sex pests or are sex pests drawn to libertarianism? Either way, Null was right about these libertine deviants.

Wheels on cart. They need each other to function properly.

 

[Procrastinhater]

1. That's nowhere near "later-stage."
2. True.
3. Nah. Motherfucker streams for 12+ hours a day and still has to drive his brats around. And in the middle of all that, has to find time to put up the cross, strap his bug-eyed wife to it, and sodomize her with the balldo. To quote Clarkson, "that's a lot of effort in a day."
4. That's fanfiction. Fanfiction is gay.
5. "Pills and other drugs" what are you, 12? There's plenty of "pills and other drugs" that are perfectly safe to mix with alcohol. And as far as we know, he's always been careful not to drink while on incompatible shit such as Provigil.
6. True.
7. Debatable. After spending half your life with someone else, there's bound to be some disagreement. And it's very normal to let off that kinda steam while drunk. Except normally you'd be doing that to your equally drunk friends at the bar to be forgotten the next morning, not to thousands of strangers on the Internet to be remembered forever.

So that's 2.5/7. Your conclusion is basically correct, but the support for it isn't really present in your list. Aim to root the a-logging in reality. Much more impactful that way.

An effective Aylaawg is a fact-based Aylaawg.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Are modern libertarians all just sex pests or are sex pests drawn to libertarianism?

The latter more than likely. A decent chunk of self-described libertarians are paleo-libertarians (or close enough to them to be lumped together) who have actual strong conservative values and just hate the state. The ideology is just really enticing to those who also want to engage in absolute degen shit and want a political philosphy that they can hide behind and not feel like degens