Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[870EVO]

Senior US Investigative Reporter, Seymore Hirsch, has CONFIRMED that the United States' deep sea diving team was responsible for the NORDSTREAM2 sabotage attack, with Norwegian assistance.

Hirsch made his name during the Vietnam War as the journalist who uncovered the "My Lai Massacre". Since that time, he has been a very respected journalist, although a thorn in the side of the permanent government structures of the USA. He released the results of his investigation of the Nordstream Pipeline Sabotage today on his substack.

Already, NATO troll farms have mobilised to edit his Wikipedia page, to delete any discussion of the article on Reddit, and to derail the comments sections where this story has been successfully shared.

Evidently, the motive of the terrorist attack was to ensure that Germany would have no qualms, hesitations, or scruples, when the time would come to send weapons and/or soldiers to the Ukraine to fight Russia, who supplied Germany with gas via the now sabotaged pipeline. One of Hirsch's sources informed him that the reason that Biden and others had made veiled threats against the pipeline last summer was to reclassify the operation down one level of secrecy, to bypass Congressional oversight, which would have been legally required had the attack not been forewarned.

United States culpability had been suspected already. But Hirsch's investigation confirms those suspicions.

Link to Substack Article

I don't think those were exactly suspicions. Both Biden and Nuland were on record ages ago, saying that "If Russia invades, Nordstream will not go forward one way or the other"

Then the tweet from the ambassador.


I don't see how anyone could come to any other conclusion that the US did it, or at least directed it. But I guess MSM is just that powerful.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I honestly dont know what i hate most, overly manly recruitment ads that look like cringy action movies or the woke ones.

I guess both sides have their issues, but the US one has been roasted to kingdom come.

Senior US Investigative Reporter, Seymore Hirsch, has CONFIRMED that the United States' deep sea diving team was responsible for the NORDSTREAM2 sabotage attack, with Norwegian assistance.

Hirsch made his name during the Vietnam War as the journalist who uncovered the "My Lai Massacre". Since that time, he has been a very respected journalist, although a thorn in the side of the permanent government structures of the USA. He released the results of his investigation of the Nordstream Pipeline Sabotage today on his substack.

Already, NATO troll farms have mobilised to edit his Wikipedia page, to delete any discussion of the article on Reddit, and to derail the comments sections where this story has been successfully shared.

Evidently, the motive of the terrorist attack was to ensure that Germany would have no qualms, hesitations, or scruples, when the time would come to send weapons and/or soldiers to the Ukraine to fight Russia, who supplied Germany with gas via the now sabotaged pipeline. One of Hirsch's sources informed him that the reason that Biden and others had made veiled threats against the pipeline last summer was to reclassify the operation down one level of secrecy, to bypass Congressional oversight, which would have been legally required had the attack not been forewarned.

United States culpability had been suspected already. But Hirsch's investigation confirms those suspicions.

Link to Substack Article

Well, looks like this guy is going to be murdered by government goons, and he's now a martyr of the right. Maybe he'll become known as a journalist /pol/ and the Thunderdome think isn't scum.

But in all seriousness, I really feel like that this war is really going to be seen as something like "American Woke Empire vs Russia and The Based", if it hasn't already.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Didnt the US enter that war with a severely diminshed military budget? To recover after WW2

Also, the UN ( US, lol ) were fighting a war half way across the world, crushed the North Koreans but were then beaten back my a human wave of Chinese operating from their mainland infrastructure, while the US relied on poor infrastructure and were deep in the mountains. I just dont get how this is relevant to my point, that was 70 years ago. I was talking about naval, aerial and modern quality vs quantity. Not a scenario where the US actually invades China and fights against hordes of chinks

Come up with something else

USA USA USA

It was the first UN police action so it wasn't solely the US but the US got absolutely hammered at Chosin. Naval warfare is practically irrelevant except as troop transport and our Air Force is obsolete.

US modern Army quality is pretty much explained in the video @Random Internet Person posted, not because Emma with Two Moms is the overall army standard, but because that's what they're selling, and no one is buying, so our armed forces can't recruit or retain anyone worth the effort.

People who think everything is wonderful is the primary reason we're in this mess but I understand, the rose colored glasses are pretty.

 

[TheAntiCoomer]

Russia doesn't have F-22s, and Ukraine has modern NATO AA systems. Expecting SU-27s to fare as well against S-300s as F-22s did against Strela systems from the 1970s is pants-on-head retarded.

I'm saying that the Russian military is clearly overhyped because its best fighter jets can't function in an actual modern conflict.

Are you saying that America finally found those Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, got rid of the Islamist threat in the region, found the Iraqis responsible for 9/11, and installed a stable pro-western government in Iraq? Sounds like a big happening, surprised no one posted a thread about it yet.

So when is the next Pride March in Baghdad, then?

There ain't a man in charge that wants to cut the US out of the oil from there, and thats what we actually wanted. So yes, we won.

LMAO. Oh man. That's what you call that absolute embarrassment of a retreat from Afghanistan? You know, the one where we gave up huge stockpiles of perfectly functional equipment and even US citizens? Complete with helicopter rooftop evac Vietnam-style?

Oh yeah, just "got tired and took our ball home"

This is either trolling or some mega cope.

Just cause Joe retreated like a dumbass and the retards in charge decided to not even fight doesn't mean we didn't kick their asses for years on end.

This isn't true at all. The US was losing territory for a decade before it left.
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Thats not losing ground, thats the where battles were being fought, indicated by the "contested districts" in the legend of the map. By contested they mean that some retards took potshots at American troops, not the US lost ground. If you want to go by taliban controlled districts, thats just them moving from cave to cave when they inevitably get flushed out.

The win condition in Syria was overthrowing Assad and establishing an Islamic dictatorship led by Al Qaeda a Jeffersonian democracy of moderate rebels. We lost.

We tried to mossad the Assad and lost, but I don't think we ever actually committed troops to fighting him. If we did then feel free to call me retarded.


If we want to get back to the topic, Russia still has not taken Bakhmut. Can't wait to see what Putler (he's basically hitler) (evil guy) and the Ruzzias (nazis) do next to entertain me.

 

[borsabil]

I don't think those were exactly suspicions. Both Biden and Nuland were on record ages ago, saying that "If Russia invades, Nordstream will not go forward one way or the other"

Then the tweet from the ambassador.
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I don't see how anyone could come to any other conclusion that the US did it, or at least directed it. But I guess MSM is just that powerful.

The biggest surprise from the article isn't that the Burgers blew up the pipelines, everyone knew they blew up the pipelines. No the shocker is that the Burgers were planning for and had a team in place BEFORE the Russians invaded Ukraine. We can only conclude that they were going to do this whatever.

This is an act of war by the US and Norway against Russia and Germany. I wonder who leaked it and why now?

 

[870EVO]

The biggest surprise from the article isn't that the Burgers blew up the pipelines, everyone knew they blew up the pipelines. No the shocker is that the Burgers were planning for and had a team in place BEFORE the Russians invaded Ukraine. We can only conclude that they were going to do this whatever.

This is an act of war by the US and Norway against Russia and Germany. I wonder who leaked it and why now?

The journalist is on substack, so he's been locked out of the MSM. He's also a Pulitzer prize winner who exposed Abu Gharib. So I imagine the establishment is not happy with him right now.

 

[The Ugly One]

What's my point? The US, with commanders fresh out of WW2 and the bestest and greatest weaponry of the time, were barely able cope with a bunch of chinks zerg rushing them, and some of the most harrowing and gut wrenching stories to come out of any US war took place in the retreat from the Yalu.

Result: partition of Korea along the 38th parallel, a DMZ that's the most militarized in the entire world, commies not BTFO and an armistice, meaning the conflict is still ongoing.

But "USA! USA! USA!" right?

The Chinese having more teenage boys than the Marines had bullets to blast their guts out with isn't really a ringing endorsement of Chinese martial competence so much as Chinese maternal fecundity. After generations of One Child, China won't be able to pull that off again.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

There ain't a man in charge that wants to cut the US out of the oil from there, and thats what we actually wanted. So yes, we won.

So all those Americans died in Iraq just so you could pay... *checks notes* $3.445 per gallon at the pump? Great job there, oil bandits. Totally worth it!

 

[Romeo]

Rybar, a moderate pro-Russian source (so it should be taken lightly with a grain of salt), has given us interesting news.

It is not only Chasov Yar and Bakhmut where the fighting is fierce, but Marinka has been the site of large-scale fighting with the involvement of infantry and tank units. The Russian Army is advancing slowly to take the city while the AFU is constantly able to supply its troops in the city from the West, unlike Bakhmut and later Chasov Yar.

The AFU is also planning for an offensive into Russia to take Belgorod and Kursk Oblasts to compensate for the losses in the Donbass. The offensive would include drone formations and a massive UAV attack. This is hopefully to disrupt Russian mobilization efforts for a supposed large-scale offensive from Russia in the upcoming months.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The Chinese having more teenage boys than the Marines had bullets to blast their guts out with isn't really a ringing endorsement of Chinese martial competence so much as Chinese maternal fecundity. After generations of One Child, China won't be able to pull that off again.

It was 1st Marines and if you have ever had one that survived tell you what it was like you'd never scoff at "Chinese teenage boys" again-they certainly wouldn't. Underestimating your opponent is the worst thing you can do, and the commander of the People's Volunteer Army was a veteran of the Long March, Sino-Japanese War and Chinese Civil War.

It's one thing to be patriotic and support your nation but when you're at war underestimating your opponent is literally the one thing you cannot indulge in if you want to win.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Just cause Joe retreated like a dumbass and the retards in charge decided to not even fight doesn't mean we didn't kick their asses for years on end.

Hey, you're the one who played it off as "we just got tired and left" lol.

Actually, talk about the true Vietnam parallel. We win the military engagements only to "get tired" of it and end in helicopter roof evacs. Though I don't think we left behind fully functional state of the art equipment. Or maybe we did, idk.

What an absolute joke.

 

[Random Internet Person]

This is an act of war by the US and Norway against Russia and Germany. I wonder who leaked it and why now?

The only reason I can assume is the reason anything from America leaks these days: People resent folks in Washington and want them taken down several pegs, but they don't have the stones to resort to violence (or they feel that's a losing battle and a folly). Only now, it's gotten to the point where it's on a global scale and everyone who isn't a dyed in the wool leftist is basically saying Ukraine is ground zero for nefarious American activity and Zelensky is Uncle Sam's attack dog. And they project Putin and Russia as their champion to fight the menace.

 

[PrimeRadiant]

It was 1st Marines and if you have ever had one that survived tell you what it was like you'd never scoff at "Chinese teenage boys" again-they certainly wouldn't. Underestimating your opponent is the worst thing you can do, and the commander of the People's Volunteer Army was a veteran of the Long March, Sino-Japanese War and Chinese Civil War.

It's one thing to be patriotic and support your nation but when you're at war underestimating your opponent is literally the one thing you cannot indulge in if you want to win.

chinese didnt use human wave tactics anyways. they were very good at infiltration and swarming.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Hey, you're the one who played it off as "we just got tired and left" lol.

Actually, talk about the true Vietnam parallel. We win the military engagements only to "get tired" of it and end in helicopter roof evacs. Though I don't think we left behind fully functional state of the art equipment. Or maybe we did, idk.

What an absolute joke.

I mean his hot takes are just basic bitch trolling. This is just low effort bait:

If we want to get back to the topic, Russia still has not taken Bakhmut. Can't wait to see what Putler (he's basically hitler) (evil guy) and the Ruzzias (nazis) do next to entertain me.

Do not take it.

 

[Sister Miriam Godwinson]

The AFU is also planning for an offensive into Russia to take Belgorod and Kursk Oblasts to compensate for the losses in the Donbass. The offensive would include drone formations and a massive UAV attack. This is hopefully to disrupt Russian mobilization efforts for a supposed large-scale offensive from Russia in the upcoming months.

I read your post and thought "big if true, this will be the first time the Ukraineans take the actual fight to the Russian turf".

But then I read the post you linked and it says "Ukrainian special services are planning to disseminate information about an AFU offensive on Belgorod and Kursk regions". So no, the post is not saying they are actually going to attack, it is saying they will do more of their mind games.

 

[870EVO]

The only reason I can assume is the reason anything from America leaks these days: People resent folks in Washington and want them taken down several pegs, but they don't have the stones to resort to violence (or they feel that's a losing battle and a folly). Only now, it's gotten to the point where it's on a global scale and everyone who isn't a dyed in the wool leftist is basically saying Ukraine is ground zero for nefarious American activity and Zelensky is Uncle Sam's attack dog. And they project Putin and Russia as their champion to fight the menace.

I imagine pushing this hard, they've been starting to lose people. As the US actions are starting to really affect tangential things. People are starting to break off.

 

[Mav52ri]

So all those Americans died in Iraq just so you could pay... *checks notes* $3.445 per gallon at the pump? Great job there, oil bandits. Totally worth it!

Throw in hundreds of British men who died in that third-world shithole (as well as Afghanistan), all of those dead for fucking nothing, there's a reason why Tony Blair is vilified as a war criminal in some circles and really, this is in my eyes the definitive proof that the 'special relationship' really isn't in our interests.

The AFU is also planning for an offensive into Russia to take Belgorod and Kursk Oblasts to compensate for the losses in the Donbass. The offensive would include drone formations and a massive UAV attack. This is hopefully to disrupt Russian mobilization efforts for a supposed large-scale offensive from Russia in the upcoming months.

I read your post and thought "big if true, this will be the first time the Ukraineans take the actual fight to the Russian turf".

But then I read the post you linked and it says "Ukrainian special services are planning to disseminate information about an AFU offensive on Belgorod and Kursk regions". So no, the post is not saying they are actually going to attack, it is saying they will do more of their mind games.

The Ukrainians trying to invade Russian clay would be a massive mis-step if you ask me, mostly because this would just give Putin the justification he needs to declare general mobilisation and bring in millions of men to kick the door down, though as Fighting Type Pokemon said, it could just be a massive psyop to try and pull Russian reserves away from the front and into those oblasts to defend against an attack which will never come. I doubt it will ever happen as from what I've seen, Ukraine really doesn't have any capabilities to launch any big offensives, being so worn down by the Russians constant attacks and harassment, especially in Bakhmut/Artemovsk being one example.

 

[AgendaPoster]

The AFU is also planning for an offensive into Russia to take Belgorod and Kursk Oblasts to compensate for the losses in the Donbass. The offensive would include drone formations and a massive UAV attack. This is hopefully to disrupt Russian mobilization efforts for a supposed large-scale offensive from Russia in the upcoming months.

Yeah I've heard they have nuclear sharks and pterodactyls armed with Sidewinder missiles, as well as an entire legion of Van Damme Universal Soldier clones dressed in complete SS regalia and wielding the latest Troontaser 3000.
It's gonna be horrible.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Throw in hundreds of British men who died in that third-world shithole (as well as Afghanistan), all of those dead for fucking nothing, there's a reason why Tony Blair is vilified as a war criminal in some circles and really, this is in my eyes the definitive proof that the 'special relationship' really isn't in our interests.

I believe that line has been tried to be said about the special relationships with lots of countries, and now it becomes a question of who listens.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Esteemed vatnikophiles and respected vatnikophobes,
We have new Antifa drops from the frontlines as well as anti-Nazi propaganda.
Which fits perfectly with the usual 4chin anti-fascist user that supports Russia.
Please, do enjoy!

Oh, that Donbass Babushka "woman with a cat hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" is now pretending that oookraine has chemical weapons, dropping them on top of smol unblemished glorious Russian soldiers. There's even a clip which allegedly shows two vatniks in a tiny channel with water (why? at freezing temps with all that gear on you?), with a drone dropping some sort of 'nade on them, one seems wounded and sadly dies by what seems to be drowning/wounds, but it's true the grenade looks a bit weird.
Maybe our beloved military experts here know what sort of ammo that is?

Spoiler: gore

https://twitter.com/PeImeniPusha/status/1622815266051866625