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[Sniperwoof]

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Fucking troons.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Do you ever wish you could summon a thousand cats with explosive diarrhoea to every Reddit powermod’s neck beard nest?

 

[Am a tigoor]

Jeez, even prostitutes get actual money when they allow others to use their body. You got a...globe?

Ahh....um.....hmmmmm.....

man just what in the hell

 

[Sniperwoof]

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Jeez, even prostitutes get actual money when they allow others to use their body. You got a...globe?

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man just what in the hell

A co worker said I was exagerrating when I said liberals were forming a cargo cult around Pfizer and worshipping the vaccine like it was Jesus.

I'm going to show this shit to them because what else would you call this shit?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

A co worker said I was exagerrating when I said liberals were forming a cargo cult around Pfizer and worshipping the vaccine like it was Jesus.

I'm going to show this shit to them because what else would you call this shit?

If a cancer I supposedly” had for years” and was showing no symptoms of suddenly started showing symptoms and not just symptoms but gruesome symptoms right after I got a vaccine my reaction would be abject horror but maybe I’m just insane

 

[VasonJoorhees]

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Jeez, even prostitutes get actual money when they allow others to use their body. You got a...globe?

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Ahh....um.....hmmmmm.....

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man just what in the hell

Yeah this is really odd. Every trial I've ever seen advertised offers monetary compensation. I'd be pissed if all I got was a fuckin globe

 

[Nod Flenders]

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Fucking troons.

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Repeat after me. You will never be a real woman. NEVER!

 

[Notorious AGP]

The festering rotpocket that is r/me_irlgbt pins Hogwarts Legacy ending spoiler:

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me_irlgbt : me_irlgbt

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me_irlgbt

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Me🧙IRLGBT : me_irlgbt

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Me🧙IRLGBT

archived 9 Feb 2023 06:57:01 UTC

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r/196 tranny jannies too:

Spoiler: Again, don't click if you don't want the ending spoiled

VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, READ NOW : 196

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VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, READ NOW

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[VasonJoorhees]

The festering rotpocket that is r/me_irlgbt pins Hogwarts Legacy ending spoiler:

Spoiler: r/me_irlgbt Hogwarts ending spoiler

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me_irlgbt

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"I fuck more woman than you ever will"

Being an easy to get nasty tranny isn't the flex you think it is. People who sleep around are easy. Most people could fuck hundreds if not thousands of people if they had absolutely no standards. Most people won't touch a tranny with a 50 foot pole, hence they'll fuck literally anyone who's willing no matter how gross or decrepit they are.

 

[Fapcop]

Dating advice subs are a black comedy gold mine. For example lately women in the bumble sub have been posting their bumble swipe stats, showing how unbelievably picky they are when it comes to men.

Here is one woman with a 1.6% swipe right/yes rate. The copium and white knighting is always off the charts in these type of threads;

r/Bumble - 31f swipe data

632 votes and 839 comments so far on Reddit

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Another woman, 1.2% swipe right/yes rate;

r/Bumble - 25F swipe data 🙃

725 votes and 515 comments so far on Reddit

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JFC these people are trying to to one up themselves for who the most butthurt delusional transfag.

I figure this one might warrant mentioning:

 

[Alex Yiik]

I figure this one might warrant mentioning:

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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is repulsive.

 

[Fapcop]

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is repulsive.

I think troons get better stats

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Jeez, even prostitutes get actual money when they allow others to use their body. You got a...globe?

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man just what in the hell

redditors are idiot NPCs confirmed.

I mean goddamn!

Regular person: “WTF?!? This vaccine is making preexisting conditions pop up like a turd attracting flies! Imma sue Moderna!”

Mouthbreathing redditor: “Oh wow guise! This magic vaccine UNCOVERED my cancer! Is there anything it can’t do?!”

 

[74164978231]

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is repulsive.

 

[anustart76]

These tinderellas only swipe on what they consider to be prince charming and won't give 99.99% percent of men a second of their time for shit as little as "blurry photos", or even pettier than that - and they wonder why they're single lol. Life is not a fairytale.

When I used tinder I had a girl match with me just to give me "advice" saying that "Having pictures of you holding fish in your profile is a red flag". Taking pictures of your hobbies is a red flag apparently. And this happened in Minnesota, you know, the state where fishing is like one of the main things people do here. I swiftly unmatched.

Women like this drive me nuts, and there are a lot of them on Tinder. It's like they can't help but complain about anything a guy does. Most of them want the dating world to burn - with them in it. I don't know if it's like Munchhausen syndrome, or if they want to feel alive by suffering, or if their ego is such that they cant bear to see men be happy, or if it's just arsonist's glee reveling in the power of destruction.

These Tinder whores are usually just looking to fleece some mid-tier guy out of money or hook up with some guy that has more options than they realize

 

[Larry Potterfield]

Since gamingcirclejerk has been having an autistic meltdown over That Harry Potter game, I figured I'd post this interesting information. It's a list of subs that overlap with gamingcirclejerk users. Some of the top subs are Vaush, mendrawingwomen, enlightened centrism, at last and definitely not least, traaaans. Really puts things in perspective.

 

[Am a tigoor]

If a cancer I supposedly” had for years” and was showing no symptoms of suddenly started showing symptoms and not just symptoms but gruesome symptoms right after I got a vaccine my reaction would be abject horror but maybe I’m just insane

And we...at least I... were also told it can't exacerbate or cause flare-ups of certain conditions! But wait, it can flip on the symptoms of your "hidden cancer" yet it absolutely cannot kick your autoimmune disease out of remission. Feeling more relieved everyday that I didn't back down because pl tmi I do have a severe digestive disease that I was not going to risk a resurgence of, when in the past I was told not to even get a flu shot at times because of the immune response.

Could check the support subreddit for my condition but I'm afraid what I might find. Last time I looked was to see if anyone was as hesitant as I was but nope, just the usual geT tHe VacCinE oR You'LL DiE! Not like we all haven't been through things a million times worse than whatever Covid can do...

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Like how he admits to lying while giving blood:

Some bitch in the caregiving sub claims to have DID (controversial if it even exists, but trendy on tiktok) and CPTSD (something a lot of BPD sufferers claim bc it sounds better than PD).

I have shared with her doctors in writing that she is abusive and that this is a domestic violence situation.

I understand she may have been abused by her mum earlier in life but it's hard to say if what an Alzheimer's patient is doing currently while their brain is rotting/actively in a demented state is really abuse or just an effect of their degenerated mind.

r/CaregiverSupport - I’m all alone with my abusive, dying mom and I don’t think I can keep doing this but I don’t know what else to do

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[VasonJoorhees]

Like how he admits to lying while giving blood:
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Some bitch in the caregiving sub claims to have DID (controversial if it even exists, but trendy on tiktok) and CPTSD (something a lot of BPD sufferers claim bc it sounds better than PD).

I understand she may have been abused by her mum earlier in life but it's hard to say if what an Alzheimer's patient is doing currently while their brain is rotting/actively in a demented state is really abuse or just an effect of their degenerated mind.
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r/CaregiverSupport - I’m all alone with my abusive, dying mom and I don’t think I can keep doing this but I don’t know what else to do

49 votes and 19 comments so far on Reddit

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Can these people learn what paragraph breaks are? Such an eyesore reading these endless fucking text walls.

This lady may as well join her mother in adult care if she's been unemployed for a decade and needs constant surgeries. Also, caretakers get paid by the government even if they're family members. My friend was paid to care for his adopted brother who had fetal alcohol syndrome. OP is stupid.

 

[CowPox]

Why are they such fags though? Why do they share a hive mind sense of unfunny humor? Surely they must be bots?

 

[Am a tigoor]

Yes, it really is strange isn't it?