Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

Are modern libertarians all just sex pests or are sex pests drawn to libertarianism? Either way, Null was right about these libertine deviants.

I've never met a libertarian that wasn't a coomer or a dope fiend.

It appears he started a strip mall practice straight out of law school. Most good lawyers join a firm or the DA or PD’s office for a couple years to gain experience before going out on their own. Has this clown even gone to trial? Ever? Does he have any clients at all? It’s strange to run a brick and mortar store with a secretary when your “firm” only employs you. Most green lawyers who he might hire would duck out pretty quickly when they realized he didn’t have any experience to mentor them with. It’s embarrassing he’s considered an attorney at all

I always struggled to see Rekeita as a 'real lawyer'. I knew he'd passed the bar and all, but from the very first time I saw him, it always seemed inconceivable to me that he could have an actual legal practice. I know we're in different countries and they do things differently in the USA, but I'd just never come across a lawyer at that stage of his career -- a couple of years out of law school and into the start of establishing his own law firm -- who would have the time or the energy to sit up drinking while he rambled on YouTube all night.

I just assumed he was either a hopeless alcoholic who'd pissed his career away, or a rich trust fund kid who lived off his family and was playing at being a lawyer. Even now, I'm kind of surprised by how closely I nailed him.

 

[Dodogabbon]

I've never met a libertarian that wasn't a coomer or a dope fiend.

The more libertarian you are the more of a coomer degenerate you become until you become an anarchist and start arguing about age of consent laws.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Are all lawyers just angry drunk retards? I can't believe we have these people actually represent clients, let alone are treated like respected members of society.

The legal field is filled with alcoholism. The ABA has tried to address it a lot in more recent years, but when you're forcing people in their twenties to bill 2000+ hours per year, it's going to result in some sort of substance abuse.

That said, Nick has never been in a position where he has to work like that. He just likes alcohol.

 

[AnOminous]

No that's what I'm saying, that definition was deliberately warped.

It's literally how Clinton got away with not getting criminally prosecuted.

No, I think there's a few years to go yet before Nicks eldest daughter is old enough for Drex to save her from being trafficked by teaching her how to be pissed on and choked while being fucked the "safe way."
There's definitely a non zero chance of this happening, the precedent has been set.

I hope Drex fucks all of Nick's kids. The instant they are legal.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

It's literally how Clinton got away with not getting criminally prosecuted.

I hope Drex fucks all of Nick's kids. The instant they are legal.

Take your meds Mel

 

[Gonzales]

Seeing Nick's arc is a good reminder you can't abuse alcohol regularly without it eventually making you permanently retarded.

 

[Procrastinhater]

At least he upheld that bit about doing stupid shit.

He's a raging alcoholic, and he's completely lost control of it. If he admits he's got a problem, and he's been a fucking asshole to our wife, her kids, his fans, and himself, I'd understand and actually have sympathy, but until and unless he does that, he's earning every bit of the contempt and disgust getting thrown at him.
A man masters himself and controls his base instincts and urges. A nigger gives into them and blames everyone else.
Its one of the reasons I've got nothing but contempt for Drex, and right now Nicks just showing he's no better.
And he can deny all he wants and claim he's always been like this, as far as being a fucking letcherous old coom brained drunk maybe, but just look at the linked vid above from the Depp trial, and compare him to now, you can see how much only a year of heavy drinking has affected his cognition and entire personality, its dulled his wits and destroyed his concentration, and the difference between 2020 Nick is even more apparent.
Maybe he was always a prick, but the drink has turned him into a dumb prick, amd if he keeps at it, he's gonna be a ruined prick.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Are all lawyers just angry drunk retards?

Yes.

Just out of curiosity, with all of the interest on Drexel these days, does everybody remember when Drex was on someone else's show around when he first started making appearances and he said, kind of out of nowhere, that if Nick ever died he would be honor bound to step up and care for the family? In fact, it even really pissed Nick off a little bit. I can't really find the clip itself because it was probably never clipped. Digging into the earlier shows would probably dig it up tho and I'm too damn lazy.

I remember that stream.

 

[AnOminous]

He's a raging alcoholic, and he's completely lost control of it. If he admits he's got a problem, and he's been a fucking asshole to our wife, her kids, his fans, and himself, I'd understand and actually have sympathy, but until and unless he does that, he's earning every bit of the contempt and disgust getting thrown at him.
A man masters himself and controls his base instincts and urges. A nigger gives into them and blames everyone else.
Its one of the reasons I've got nothing but contempt for Drex, and right now Nicks just showing he's no better.
And he can deny all he wants and claim he's always been like this, as fsr as being a fucking letcherous old coom brained drunk maybe, but just look at the linked vid above from the Depp trial, and compare him tk now, you can see how much only a year of heavy drinking has affected his cognition and entire personality, its dulled his wits and destroyed his concentration, and the difference between 2020 Nick is even more apparent.
Maybe he was always a prick, but the drink has turned him into a dumb prick, amd if he keeps at it, he's gonna be a ruined prick.

It's time for him to quit sucking dicks.

 

[Gonzales]

I have now read several copeposts about how Rackets "changed" in to a diffrent person and I find em all really funny. Cause you fell in to the trap that so many of us have before on other ecelebs. No, he was always like this. A scammer that cared for nothing but the next paycheck who would change his opinon on a dime just like Drexel was always a degenerate that no father should allow near their children. The only thing that changed was how many people fluffed his ego until he believed he was bulletproof and then you got to see the Real rackets. The one who everyone else saw that wasn't a superfan as proof of that here is an exchange I had with the formus lolyer larper 3 years ago in the Ralph thread:
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Nah, this is a retarded way to look at people. You can say this about anyone who goes on a downward spiral, because people generally don't invent new negative character traits for themselves, they let their existing flaws take over and stop keeping them in check. You can always point to the small things before hand that indicated the person had those flaws, but at the time they weren't nearly as funny as they have been allowed to become. Dude's always been a grifter, but there's a huge (and importantly, entertaining) downward spiral between being a generally well liked grifter with speeding tickets and being a raging retard on stream who openly talks about cheating on his wife.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's time for him to quit sucking dicks.

I'm sure post-coomer arc Nick would give us a dozen reasons and firm reassurance that despite what we may have heard, Ram Ranch is a fun and friendly place thats completely within Locals TOS, and theres nothing wrong with happily married couples hanging out there on MDMA (monogomously), and people reading into that are just incel prudes that want an e-daddy.
At least he would tell us that, but its kinda hard for him to talk with a dick in his mouth and a Balldo up his ass.

 

[Scary Bread]

He's a raging alcoholic, and he's completely lost control of it. If he admits he's got a problem, and he's been a fucking asshole to our wife, her kids, his fans, and himself, I'd understand and actually have sympathy, but until and unless he does that, he's earning every bit of the contempt and disgust getting thrown at him.
A man masters himself and controls his base instincts and urges. A nigger gives into them and blames everyone else.
Its one of the reasons I've got nothing but contempt for Drex, and right now Nicks just showing he's no better.

I'd have far less in the way of sympathy. Substance abuse is a thing that people decide to engage in, it doesn't just happen. "Ahhh well, I was drunk. Ahhh well, I was on drugs." Yeah? Good for you. That was your choice. Shit like that is a handwave that every addict tries to use as an excuse as if nothing they say or do can ever hold any weight. You're equally as accountable for your behavior regardless of your level of intoxication.

People that liked and supported him from the beginning of his streaming career when he was a nobody have told him repeatedly and in good faith that he wasn't headed anywhere good and he needs to do some course correcting. He spat them every step of the way and steered directly into the mountain out of spite. He's doubled, tripled, and beyond down throughout this whole spiral, and still can't even so acknowledge how much of a fraud he's been.

For me, he's past the point of being able to pull up from the spiral, and I'll be laughing at him all the way down.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

I'd have far less in the way of sympathy. Substance abuse is a thing that people decide to engage in, it doesn't just happen. "Ahhh well, I was drunk. Ahhh well, I was on drugs." Yeah? Good for you. That was your choice. Shit like that is a handwave that every addict tries to use as an excuse as if nothing they say or do can ever hold any weight. You're equally as accountable for your behavior regardless of your level of intoxication.

People that liked and supported him from the beginning of his streaming career when he was a nobody have told him repeatedly and in good faith that he wasn't headed anywhere good and he needs to do some course correcting. He spat them every step of the way and steered directly into the mountain out of spite. He's doubled, tripled, and beyond down throughout this whole spiral, and still can't even so acknowledge how much of a fraud he's been.

For me, he's past the point of being able to pull up from the spiral, and I'll be laughing at him all the way down.

Now I am imagining Rekieta the lightweight dweeb shrieking and looking all Richard Nixon at the automated navigation hazard warning panel as it says "PULL UP. 70 METERS. PULL UP. 60 METERS."
"Fuck you you fucking machine! You think I don't kneow thaet? I MEANT to crash this plane!"
Ah the dulcet tones of his whiny effeminate voice as he screams at the truth. Who wouldn't want to watch and listen to that?

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'd have far less in the way of sympathy. Substance abuse is a thing that people decide to engage in, it doesn't just happen. "Ahhh well, I was drunk. Ahhh well, I was on drugs." Yeah? Good for you. That was your choice. Shit like that is a handwave that every addict tries to use as an excuse as if nothing they say or do can ever hold any weight. You're equally as accountable for your behavior regardless of your level of intoxication.

People that liked and supported him from the beginning of his streaming career when he was a nobody have told him repeatedly and in good faith that he wasn't headed anywhere good and he needs to do some course correcting. He spat them every step of the way and steered directly into the mountain out of spite. He's doubled, tripled, and beyond down throughout this whole spiral, and still can't even so acknowledge how much of a fraud he's been.

For me, he's past the point of being able to pull up from the spiral, and I'll be laughing at him all the way down.

Absolutely.
As another poster said upthread, if he had become an alcoholic because of some fucking terrible tragedy, and he started drinking to cope, it would be more understandable, but Nick doesn't even have a bad excuse, he's just a lazy spoiled asshole.
When I said I'd have sympathy I meant it, but sympathy doesn't excuse shitty behavior, it just means I'd understand the reason for it, but you're right that at the end of the day it's still a choice to engage in that behavior, and its not an excuse for actions.
He's had people warning him for a long time that he was going to end up where we see him now and he's doubled down, and even insulted anyone giving those warnings, it's entirely on him.
The guys a lazy, spoiled selfish asshole and it's gonna be darkly hillarious when he realizes that he isn't the exception after all, he's just another exhibit in the show.
As a favorite copy pasta goes - this is what you chose, there is no turning back.

 

[Trianon]

Emily is also MSM approved. Her channel is likely given a similar greenlight to all of the MSM pundits just for that alone.

In other news, Nick said he will not be drinking for money today after a chatter asked. He seems somewhat embarrassed about yesterday, even if his audience thinks it was funny.

Personal theory: He's woken up just enough to pull up after a mistake, but not enough to prevent those mistakes.

Emily does quick hits for Court TV. She used to live in LA, so she has some connections (can explain celeb filings, probably knows some producers), but I think she now lives in Tennessee, so she has the best of both worlds. Personally I just think she's an easy choice for women interested in trials, she's got girly thumbnails and covers everything from murder to lolsuits in a neutral way that's not overly woke or overly edgy. I'm surprised Rekieta got as much attention as he did from the Depp trial because even the pro-Depp people are probably liberals who aren't down for his political rants. Emily keeps things on topic.

The Vegas meet up is going to be a disaster. Something will happen there to damage Rackets further.

He's going to demand a loyalty kiss like LB at her wedding. Which is why the rest of Lawtube isn't coming!

Did he actually shit talk his wife's body post child-birth? Wow. Don't say that to your spouse and definitely don't say it to a bunch of strangers on the internet.

If you're not as attracted to them with age and it's a problem talk it out or go to a counsellor or something. He seems to have chosen the balldo and degeneracy option. Just comes across like an immature prick having a midlife crisis like you all are saying.

He tried to play it off like it was something SHE said about her own body and he helped her regain her confidence (by going to gay bars). But like the most recent rant, there was way too much real venom for him to just be relaying her own insecurities.

Also, I'm watching the Murdaugh trial, I'm so confused. So instead of sending a subpoena, the FBI just "decides" to write their own parser for onstar's logs? The fuck? If I was the defense I would be absolutely shredding the guy on cross asking why they didn't just get a subpoena for a double murder case!
Edit: The format looks familiar but I can't say for certain!?
Edit 2: The fuck is the point of the testimony? The only thing that they've shown is that the infotainment system was turned on and the car may have turned out of park. How is this relevant to the case?

I'm a few days behind, but the case is presented very confusingly so far. They get into the weeds before they've established why they matter. I think just placing him on the site via the Snapchat video and knowing he lied is the most damning thing so far. The rest of it is kind of like ... OK, and?

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

I admit that I drink more than I should.
But I also leave the house every day because I have to go to a real job.
Also I don't have erecticle dysfunction.
I think I'm doing better than Rackets.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Are all lawyers just angry drunk retards? I can't believe we have these people actually represent clients, let alone are treated like respected members of society

Attorneys have one of the highest rates of substance abuse among professionals.

 

[Gonzales]

For me, he's past the point of being able to pull up from the spiral, and I'll be laughing at him all the way down.

I thought he was playing with fire with some hope to pull out during the coomer shit, but now I think you're right. Dude has the three main ingredients for a truly magnificent fall, and they've all become too established for him to save himself.

1.A degenerative problem that's only going to get worse.
2.A reflex to dismiss good advise.
3.Ball fondlers to assure him he's doing nothing wrong.

The Ethan Oliver Rekeita Arc has begun, and with any luck it's gonna be great.

 

[Baklava]

I thought he was playing with fire with some hope to pull out during the coomer shit, but now I think you're right. Dude has the three main ingredients for a truly magnificent fall, and they've all become too established for him to save himself.

1.A degenerative problem that's only going to get worse.
2.A reflex to dismiss good advise.
3.Ball fondlers to assure him he's doing nothing wrong.

The Ethan Oliver Rekeita Arc has begun, and with any luck it's gonna be great.

The Rekeitamale is the best in the sektur!

 

[Berrakh]

Saying his wife has a bad body after spawning his brood is somehow coming as a surprise to me. But it shouldn't. since it confirms so many of my biases and views.

I've always known guys like Rekieta talk out of both sides of their mouths when it comes to family, children and women's role within those things. In most cultures around the world the mom is unquestionably taken for granted. That's the norm. And he just upheld it. That Lady Rackets, having embarrassed herself for him, will never know any gratitude for it. And young people notice stuff like this even if they don't realize it or admit to realizing it.

Serial Fuck-Ups like Rekieta always blame someone else.