🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[metroid_fetish]

Nice of Ethan to go ahead and provide the green screen for you guys to have some fun.

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Christ you can zoom in to pore-level on that. Be careful.

He has arm cankles.

 

[Olórin of Hype]

Nice of Ethan to go ahead and provide the green screen for you guys to have some fun.

PIC

PIC

Christ you can zoom in to pore-level on that. Be careful.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

Ralph spent the night with a prostitute

He just admitted on the show that Pantsu wasn't pleased with his "joke" and that he went home straight to bed after she texted him.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He just admitted on the show that Pantsu wasn't pleased with his "joke" and that he went home straight to bed after she texted him.

Called it (minus alogging)

I’m waiting for pics of Meigh actually in the same place with the hooker. I don’t think they’re going to show up. How it’s probably going to go down is Ralph comes home a good twenty minutes late with his gunt smelling like Mexican laundry detergent, insisting “it was a work, baby, she was just a waitress. I never gunted her”

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

Nice of Ethan to go ahead and provide the green screen for you guys to have some fun.

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Christ you can zoom in to pore-level on that. Be careful.

Baller ass outfit, Ralph. Is that for the court appearance, or did he get a side gig selling station wagons in 1974?

 

[Niggernerd]

He just admitted on the show that Pantsu wasn't pleased with his "joke" and that he went home straight to bed after she texted him.

Not very ralphamale of him.

 

[MeltyTW]

Not very ralphamale of him.

For real, pantsu might as well be forcing him to close his half of the marriage and allow hers to open with how utterly cuckolded and beta this is. Everyone thought he'd smack her up but it's the other way around

 

[SpergioLeonne]

For real, pantsu might as well be forcing him to close his half of the marriage and allow hers to open with how utterly cuckolded and beta this is. Everyone thought he'd smack her up but it's the other way around

We need art of Meigh holding Ralph’s reigns

 

[Olórin of Hype]

For real, pantsu might as well be forcing him to close his half of the marriage and allow hers to open with how utterly cuckolded and beta this is. Everyone thought he'd smack her up but it's the other way around

Horse riding the jockey.

 

[Niggernerd]

For real, pantsu might as well be forcing him to close his half of the marriage and allow hers to open with how utterly cuckolded and beta this is. Everyone thought he'd smack her up but it's the other way around

Part of me thinks ralph had a scare when the horse galloped away from him for awhile at the airport and i think meigh has the upper hand because if she decides to leave his ass that'll be double the child support

 

[Moral plague]

God Ralph couldn't possibly own my skinny ass by fattening up his horse. It'd never work, she'd gallop circles around his ass with more food to fuel her.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Part of me thinks ralph had a scare when the horse galloped away from him for awhile at the airport and i think meigh has the upper hand because if she decides to leave his ass that'll be double the child support

He’d have to move to Guatemala and tell us how based it is

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

He just admitted on the show that Pantsu wasn't pleased with his "joke" and that he went home straight to bed after she texted him.

She just said she doesn't have a phone...

double the child support

2 * 0 = 0 ???

 

[Gonzales]

Old

 

[PaladinBoo]

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Old

and fatter.

 

[The Great Deliverer]

God ,how is even possible to Ralph to look more and more miserable,and how old is him to already have White in his hair and beard?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This drunk nigger has no wrists wtf.

 

[Truly Rural]

This drunk nigger has no wrists wtf.

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He is inflatable sex doll for his whorse, they have no joints

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s trying for obese Kris Kristofferson but he just looks like a fat, deformed Rod Stewart impersonator.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

He’s trying for obese Kris Kristofferson but he just looks like a fat, deformed Rod Stewart impersonator.

More like MadTV version of Kenny Rogers.