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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 56 44.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 15 11.8%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 56 44.1%
  • Total voters
    127
Truly Rural said:
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Gunt secured a hooker for his whorse. Get the party started!
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He's trying to get the horse to leave. If past behavior is any indication however he'll be lucky if this even causes her to look up from her animes. That is, if it isn't something she actively welcomes, sexual degenerate she is. Could another "hacked" sex tape leak be on the horizon?
 
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JT Marlin said:
And he does this right after he told May how easy it is to cheat in Mexico. The gunt's dread game is impeccable.
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thats actually the most based thing ralphs ever done. hes getting better and better at alogging tardski and his wife. its like watching your child grow up and start to surpass you. i might be the first parental figure to feel pride in ethan olive ralph.
 
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Truly Rural said:
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That's right gentlemen and attack helicopters! Act now, for the low-low price of just half a tank of fuel in the USA---you too can enjoy the Guntperor of MexiRome experience!
 
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Meigh HAS after all proven a tough nut to crack, but the gunt is putting pressure in all the right places.

There’s just no way that a woman with already low enough self esteem to pick the fattest dude on earth, seeing them as “obtainable,” is in the mood to rent Mexican street pussy that said fat man drools over while ignoring and acting irritated toward her.

This is like a nuclear missile aimed directly at the last shreds of rationale she can muster for the pro-gunt column.

If she’s stubborn enough about not leaving him, then I think we have to start entertaining the idea of a post partum murder suicide arc.

I’m waiting for pics of Meigh actually in the same place with the hooker. I don’t think they’re going to show up. How it’s probably going to go down is Ralph comes home a good twenty minutes late with his gunt smelling like Mexican laundry detergent, insisting “it was a work, baby, she was just a waitress. I never gunted her”
 
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This isn’t the first time Ralph got a hooker while with Meigh. Didn’t they have a threesome with some pornstar Ralph invited on the killstream? It’s not like they have a problem leaving Rozy locked in the bathroom while Meigh has no issues with goading women into getting gunted like we saw with Alice. I think Meigh just accepts that this is what it will take to keep her man happy and with her. Think that mentally broken married redditor who accepts his wife’s boyfriend, that’s Meigh
 
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Homunculi First said:
He's trying to get the horse to leave. If past behavior is any indication however he'll be lucky if this even causes her to look up from her animes. That is, if it isn't something she actively welcomes, sexual degenerate she is. Could another "hacked" sex tape leak be on the horizon?
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Ralph has constantly humiliated May and done countless things to piss her off or make her feel bad. I think he's such a retard alcoholic that he both wants her to leave and doesn't want her to. If he's able to push her into leaving him, he'll pull the same nasty shit he did with Faith. We saw that when he briefly thought May left him at the airport.

At this point it seems like there is a concerted effort to get her to leave. His actions and demeanor when he's with her really seem like it. He'll push her to leave and then punish her with more humiliation (like a sex tape and who knows what else) when she does. She's gotten herself into an entirely unwinnable position and it's exactly what she deserves. We talk a lot of shit about Ralph being a useless fuckup but if there's one thing he's king of it's knowing how to bring total misery onto the people in his life.
 
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Balthier said:
At this point it seems like there is a concerted effort to get her to leave. His actions and demeanor when he's with her really seem like it. He'll push her to leave and then punish her with more humiliation (like a sex tape and who knows what else) when she does. She's gotten herself into an entirely unwinnable position and it's exactly what she deserves. We talk a lot of shit about Ralph being a useless fuckup but if there's one thing he's king of it's knowing how to bring total misery onto the people in his life.
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I think the reason May hasn't left is because she gets off on emasculating men. Digi was pretending to be a woman, Ralph literally acts like a woman.

Despite his "work", Ralph desperately wants to be rid of her but she stays around just to see him seethe at her in impotent rage.

What can Ralph even do to her? She's stronger, 7 inches taller, and faster than Ralph. All he has on her is sheer weight but she can just shove him and he hits the floor like a baby.
 
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Telemeter said:
I think the reason May hasn't left is because he gets off on emasculating men. Digi was pretending to be a woman, Ralph literally acts like a woman.

Despite his "work", Ralph desperately wants to be rid but she stays around just to see him seethe at her in impotent rage.

What can Ralph even do to her? She's stronger, 7 inches taller, and faster than Ralph. All he has on her is sheer weight but she can just shove him and he hits the floor like a baby.
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I never considered this. We've all seen Ralph be tipped over by the slightest touch when the Britbong kicked his ass. Reverse role domestic abuse arc incoming (:optimistic:).
 
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