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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 51 45.9%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.8%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 48 43.2%
  • Total voters
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Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
Kinda honestly shocked at Nick allowing such out and out degeneracy.
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If you didn't realise yet Nick doesn't actually give a shit about degeneracy so long as that person swears loyalty to him. See my post:

LanceHaver said:
Fuentes has shown repeatedly that so long as someone endorses and supports him, no matter their history or what they have said about each other, he will support them back:
- Ralph - feuded for years, insulted each other about pretty much everything. Now they're sweet
- Milo - feuded for years, as soon as Milo supported and became useful to him he was fine with him. As soon as he lost his usefulness he disavowed him once again
- Jacob Wohl - Despite having a history as a scam artist and all around typical Jew behaviour, Nick has always supported him since Wohl supported him back
- Alex Jones - Been on and off for years, but as soon as Jones called him gay for Hitler he trashes Jones all the time now
- Ali Alexander - used to called him a "homosexual felon" and roast his history constantly, but now that Ali supports him, they're all good.

These are just from the top of my head, the list goes on.

This is how these grifting snakes operate - they use each other and are willing to ignore any past transgressions in exchange for their support.
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Although I'm definitely on board with the idea that Ralph is taking pictures with hookers to punish May, I think that it's important to remember that she has never given a fuck about Ralph fucking other people. She was fine with trying to rope Faith into a weird poly relationship. She was fine with fucking Ralph at that weird Riley party only to have him go fuck Faith after. She was fine with whatever the hell went on in the Digibro circle. That's the stuff we know about and if she ever does get it through her peanut brain that maybe Ralph isn't the best person to keep a baby around I'm sure Ralph will be more than happy to drop a lot more fucked up information.

That being said I think Ralph demanding to constantly travel to places so he can drink and do drugs is starting to irritate her. His whole plan for yesterday's stream was to get enough money so he could drive to Cancun and go to an all inclusive resort for the night, which May didn't want to do. Ralph whined about it for an hour before being offered $100 dollars to just go to a bar, which he still whined that, "Ah coulda convinced pantsu ta go..."

He didn't stream either lol.

My point is that a breakup isn't going to come from Ralph banging hookers, it's going to be from dragging May away from her anime, all while holding a baby.
 
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LanceHaver said:
If you didn't realise yet Nick doesn't actually give a shit about degeneracy so long as that person swears loyalty to him. See my post:
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I figured that and Ralph knowing too much about AF's dirty little secrets explains why Nick hasn't cut Ralph loose. I AM surpised at how overt The Gunt was with getting a hooker for he and Pantsu to use for the night and I'm surprised Nick doesn't get more AF people getting on his ass about Ralph moving to Mexico, which I would think is the last thing a platform that's supposed to be for and by AFers would want.
 
Nice of Ethan to go ahead and provide the green screen for you guys to have some fun.

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Christ you can zoom in to pore-level on that. Be careful.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Nice of Ethan to go ahead and provide the green screen for you guys to have some fun.

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Christ you can zoom in to pore-level on that. Be careful.
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The Judge: clearly this is an upstanding member of society with money and charisma to boot. Matter fact, if I had to guess it's all of us that violated a restraining order against him. Not guilty!
 
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SpergioLeonne said:
Why is he saying the word “fit” and why are the collars rumpled like Dilbert’s tie?
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"Fit" is zoomer for "outfit" and honestly I'm surprised the collar isn't more rumpled, Ralph keeps his clothes strewn on the floor in the periphery of his walkways. That's how they acquire the cat piss.
 
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