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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 50 45.5%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.9%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 48 43.6%

  • Total voters
    110
It's so funny that Ralph only cares about seeing his son when it means he can fleece his retard fan base for their shekels and/or have an attempt to own his "enemies" in court.
I don't think that's it. I'm sure he hates every min of it and he's not making any money on it, he just loses money. I'm sure the only reason he "cares" is because Internet makes fun of him for abandoning his son. If people stopped picking on him for that he'd disown the bastard and be happier so much happier.
 
Ralph doesn’t even know what day it is. The drunk moron had to check what day it was 3 times during his stream yesterday too lol

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This is so fucking cringe, so the guy nearing 40 just discovered how to spell the word "Wednesday"? Wew. Beyond retarded.

How about something equally retarded?
You can't spell "Ethan Oliver Ralph" without Ls.
You can't spell "Matthew Vickers" with Ls.
If a joke like this doesn't make you want to neck, I don't know what level of embarrassment is needed.

Edit: also, apparently it's Wednesday all over the world too.
 
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More like MadTV version of Kenny Rogers.
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I don't think that's it. I'm sure he hates every min of it and he's not making any money on it, he just loses money. I'm sure the only reason he "cares" is because Internet makes fun of him for abandoning his son. If people stopped picking on him for that he'd disown the bastard and be happier so much happier.
He did tell Gator he didn't give a fuck about the kid and would never pay a cent in child support.

When it got leaked, Josh and Jim called him a deadbeat, so he went and got un paper aborted to spite them.
 
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Looks like all is not well in the horse stables...
He’s the kind of drunk that gets all sullen and resentful and mean. He’ll dwell and perseverate on this until he passes out in a couple of hours.
I don't think that's it. I'm sure he hates every min of it and he's not making any money on it, he just loses money. I'm sure the only reason he "cares" is because Internet makes fun of him for abandoning his son. If people stopped picking on him for that he'd disown the bastard and be happier so much happier.
He’s made $1200 of his retainer fee goal of $4000 so far.
 
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Looks like all is not well in the horse stables...
All signs looking like Josh was right with his prediction for Ralph and Meigh's marriage. This also should confirm to anyone in doubt that the pre-Rome work to own the haters wasn't an work at all. I'm sure Ralph hates Amanda's guts by now and the only thing that was keeping them together is the kid they decided to birth.
 
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All signs looking like Josh was right with his prediction for Ralph and Meigh's marriage. This also should confirm to anyone in doubt that the pre-Rome work to own the haters wasn't an work at all. I'm sure Ralph hates Amanda's guts by now and the only thing that was keeping them together is the kid they decided to birth.
The only thing keeping them together isn’t the kid. It’s Ralph’s spite for Harry, Null, and Kiwifarms. Ralph would rather suffer through the misery of having Meigh around than dare give the alogs a W.
 
8 minutes is way too long for Ralph to last.
Meigh also needed him to tweet that to get wet.
Not even whisky dick can stop Ralph
Nor can a gunt that’s capable of causing an extinction event were he to fall into the Gulf of Mexico.

Meigh needs to wear one of those old timey diving helmets to get in there and find it.
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The only thing keeping them together isn’t the kid. It’s Ralph’s spite for Harry, Null, and Kiwifarms. Ralph would rather suffer through the misery of having Meigh around than dare give the alogs a W.
Little too late for that. He's the one married to a pedophile horse. So everyday he attempts to get a W just that fact makes it an L
 
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NOOOO iTS A HECKIN WORK YOU GAYLAWGARINOOS
ralph isnt actually yelling off cam to his horse bride for asking for a harry potter game, nooo who the fuck would even do that? not convicted revenge pornographer ethan oliver ralph. calling his own wife a thief and or bitch where it was strategically positioned to almost seem like it was accidentally just barely captured via his high level of hollarin was all to troll you! you just dont get it, whenever he calls his wife a worthless cumdumpster HE wins NOT you. Yes he had to hollar up the neighborhood to make it seem real, and yes hell probably have to smack her up a bit until shes bruised to reaaaaaallly sell it to you dumbasses but if you could see just how FOOLISH and utterly RETARDED you all look, heh, well youd change tune real quick let me tell ya.
 
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