Dramacow Eddie Dzial / Edward Bernard Przydzial / Poser Exposer / Lawson J. Denning - Samuel Collingwood Smith's Lover, HIV+ Butt Pirate, Washed Up Plagiarist

Was doing some follow up on Eddie's link to the band Seduce when I found this beautiful rant on how they could have really made it big if only they had let him be the lead singer and how he deserves all the credit for their success.

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So two days ago Nick Menza, the drummer for Megadeth, died on stage.

And... what a coincidence - today Edward Przydzial announced that he had been recording music with Nick Menza from 2000 to 2010 and those songs "will be completed and released as a later date."

A Google search reveals no matches for their two names together until today, when Edward updated all of his blogs to include pictures and videos of Menza (but none of the two together, which is funny for someone Edward calls "my good friend")

Edward, are you literally trying to cash in on the death of a well-respected real Metal musician by passing off your own shitty music and pretending that Nick Menza played on it? That's insanely fucked up.
 
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bigreddogdick said:
So two days ago Nick Menza, the drummer for Megadeth, died on stage.

And... what a coincidence - today Edward Przydzial announced that he had been recording music with Nick Menza from 2000 to 2010 and those songs "will be completed and released as a later date."

A Google search reveals no matches for their two names together until today, when Edward updated all of his blogs to include pictures and videos of Menza (but none of the two together, which is funny for someone Edward calls "my good friend")

Edward, are you literally trying to cash in on the death of a well-respected real Metal musician by passing off your own shitty music and pretending that Nick Menza played on it? That's insanely fucked up.
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Wow. That is low. Even for him.
 
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bigreddogdick said:
So two days ago Nick Menza, the drummer for Megadeth, died on stage.

And... what a coincidence - today Edward Przydzial announced that he had been recording music with Nick Menza from 2000 to 2010 and those songs "will be completed and released as a later date."

A Google search reveals no matches for their two names together until today, when Edward updated all of his blogs to include pictures and videos of Menza (but none of the two together, which is funny for someone Edward calls "my good friend")

Edward, are you literally trying to cash in on the death of a well-respected real Metal musician by passing off your own shitty music and pretending that Nick Menza played on it? That's insanely fucked up.
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Eddie Przydial - Child pornographer and sick opportunist. Read it in print.
 
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Wow. The guy's body is barely cold and Eddie's already trying to turn it into something about him.

And what's the point of having a stage name ("Bernard Edwards") if you're just going to out yourself as "Edward Przydzial" anyway? It's not like anyone of importance knows who you are, and if they do, it's probably because you pissed them off. I bet this "porn cd" is going to be plastered with "Eddie Dzial (Edward Przydzial/Monster D/Bernard Edwards/poser exposer/deep throat/Purveyor of a Million Pointless Blogspots/"retired porn starlet who's married with two kids in Vegas")" and covered with pictures of himself, because you know, straight guys looking for straight porn want to see nothing but a sad, old wannabe taking up ¾ of the frame.

How much more self-centered can one person be?
 
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bigreddogdick said:
So two days ago Nick Menza, the drummer for Megadeth, died on stage.

And... what a coincidence - today Edward Przydzial announced that he had been recording music with Nick Menza from 2000 to 2010 and those songs "will be completed and released as a later date."

A Google search reveals no matches for their two names together until today, when Edward updated all of his blogs to include pictures and videos of Menza (but none of the two together, which is funny for someone Edward calls "my good friend")

Edward, are you literally trying to cash in on the death of a well-respected real Metal musician by passing off your own shitty music and pretending that Nick Menza played on it? That's insanely fucked up.
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Wow, that's really shitty. I'm actually a Megadeth fan, so I take this a bit more personally. Calling it now: KISS Incident 2: Electric Law Suit.
 
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bigreddogdick said:
So two days ago Nick Menza, the drummer for Megadeth, died on stage.

And... what a coincidence - today Edward Przydzial announced that he had been recording music with Nick Menza from 2000 to 2010 and those songs "will be completed and released as a later date."

A Google search reveals no matches for their two names together until today, when Edward updated all of his blogs to include pictures and videos of Menza (but none of the two together, which is funny for someone Edward calls "my good friend")

Edward, are you literally trying to cash in on the death of a well-respected real Metal musician by passing off your own shitty music and pretending that Nick Menza played on it? That's insanely fucked up.
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Is there even a word for this? I settled on "plagiarist" but that doesn't begin to describe how desperate and fucked this is. The guy's body has barely settled into rigor mortis.

Edit: check out Eddie's new do that he's sporting in the fake Nick Menza collab announcement

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MakeItRain said:
Is there even a word for this? I settled on "plagiarist" but that doesn't begin to describe how desperate and fucked this is. The guy's body has barely settled into rigor mortis.

Edit: check out Eddie's new do that he's sporting in the fake Nick Menza collab announcement

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Ouch. I just got cut by all that edge
 
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MakeItRain said:
Is there even a word for this? I settled on "plagiarist" but that doesn't begin to describe how desperate and fucked this is. The guy's body has barely settled into rigor mortis.

Edit: check out Eddie's new do that he's sporting in the fake Nick Menza collab announcement

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That hairstyle looks like he super-glued a cheap toupee onto his otherwise bald head.

Also, lol @ showing off his guitar skills. Wow dude! You can play an E chord!
 
So, I posted this a while back, but did so in conjunction with a bunch of other stuff, so it kinda got overlooked.

Back in 2007, a KISS forum had a discussion about Eddie, and one user made some interesting points on Eddie's band, "Bernard Edwards' Project Homicide." Mainly, that it possibly never even existed (archive).

The post from Mr. "Kiss777:"
Facts about Edward Przydzial Death To False Ragtime 08/01/02, 07:13
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* He is around 40 years old, has most likely never been employed and is rumored to live with his grandmother

* Did time for interstate fraud for a scam involving pictures of KISS

* Claims to be a hardcore metalhead, yet uses the name of a well known disco musician as his stage name

* Claims to be in a metal band, yet the songs on his CD that supposedly took him 5 years to make feature a drum machine, indicating that there is no band

* Paints his face like Gene Simmons and even covered the KISS track "Love Gun" on his CD, yet claims his "band" "looks and sounds like no other"

* Once begged Howard Stern to play one of his songs on the air, was told by Howard that it sucked, has both spammed Stern message boards and claimed to have "connections with Howard Stern" because of this

* Was duped into giving what he thought was a legit interview to Metal-Sludge.com, was subsequently ridiculed

* Was recently invited to play a party hosted by Metal Sludge, wormed out of it by demanding a ridiculous amount of money ($1500) and insisting that they would not play without a full pyro setup, knowing full well there was no way in hell Metal Sludge would go for this, once again indicating that there is no band

* Likes to trumpet that he got Dan Sarhad (davinciclone) fired from his job at the Arizona Republic, but this is completely false

* Spams the s**t out of the message boards of any site that even mentions him, sends fake legal threats to webmasters of these sites, tries to get people booted from their ISPs by spamming abuse departments, and when all this fails, sends people a "Snow White virus"

* Also known as: Edward Przydzial III, Bernard Edwards, Robert Steele (his "lawyer"), Wesley Kendrix, Anton Blackwell, Richard Zackermann

* Used to "run" a pretend record company called Emerald City Recordings, formerly at http://emeraldcityrecordings.com, gee Bernie, I wonder where it went?
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I bolded some stuff that I personally found interesting. The original post also included a link to the metal-sludge interview, but that seems to have since been taken down. To be fair to Eddie, none of this is sourced. However, I'm inclined to believe it based upon what I already know about the guy.

The Encyclopedia Metallum entry on BEPH does include a lineup, though I haven't actually checked around to see if each of the people listed actually had anything to do with the band or not. None of the members listed, past or present, seem to be in any active bands at the moment, though some have indeed been in other bands (albeit none that I've ever heard of). So, that at least suggests that Eddie didn't invent people out of thin air so that he could pretend to have friends and play rock star in his backyard.
 
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Darwin Watterson said:
So, I posted this a while back, but did so in conjunction with a bunch of other stuff, so it kinda got overlooked.

Back in 2007, a KISS forum had a discussion about Eddie, and one user made some interesting points on Eddie's band, "Bernard Edwards' Project Homicide." Mainly, that it possibly never even existed (archive).

The post from Mr. "Kiss777:"


I bolded some stuff that I personally found interesting. The original post also included a link to the metal-sludge interview, but that seems to have since been taken down. To be fair to Eddie, none of this is sourced. However, I'm inclined to believe it based upon what I already know about the guy.

The Encyclopedia Metallum entry on BEPH does include a lineup, though I haven't actually checked around to see if each of the people listed actually had anything to do with the band or not. None of the members listed, past or present, seem to be in any active bands at the moment, though some have indeed been in other bands (albeit none that I've ever heard of). So, that at least suggests that Eddie didn't invent people out of thin air so that he could pretend to have friends and play rock star in his backyard.
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This is great. I love it when music production nerds dissemble shit, especially when lowlifes like Eddie parade around pretending to be hotshots. I haven't listened to his Howard Stern interview or previewed the tracks on his album due to not wanting to cringe to death, but seeing as how Eddie is somehow allergic to being a personable human being, I highly doubt he actually worked with other musicians to put an album together.

Since his album is only 1 cent, I might consider buying it and having a listen to see if what they say is true. :powerlevel: without saying too much, I just wanna say that I have experience working with guys like Eddie "in the field" so to speak :powerlevel:, so it would be interesting to hear what he cobbled together. I would be surprised if he managed to make a sound board work since he's inept at everything else in his life.
 
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This is great. I love it when music production nerds dissemble shit, especially when lowlifes like Eddie parade around pretending to be hotshots. I haven't listened to his Howard Stern interview or previewed the tracks on his album due to not wanting to cringe to death, but seeing as how Eddie is somehow allergic to being a personable human being, I highly doubt he actually worked with other musicians to put an album together.

Since his album is only 1 cent, I might consider buying it and having a listen to see if what they say is true. :powerlevel: without saying too much, I just wanna say that I have experience working with guys like Eddie "in the field" so to speak :powerlevel:, so it would be interesting to hear what he cobbled together. I would be surprised if he managed to make a sound board work since he's inept at everything else in his life.
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Judging by the screenshots he's posted and his ineptitude with computers, I'm going to venture a guess that whatever he recorded, he plugged into GarageBand and threw it together.

If there is a physical copy of this, it'd make for an awesome relic of fail.
 
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I might consider buying it
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You don't have to do that. To be fair, it's not the worst thing I've ever heard (though it still leaves much to be desired).

If there's anything nice I can say about Eddie, it's that he's a decent guitar player and can write enjoyable melodies (assuming he did both).
 
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Fucking lol.

He thinks that by Photoshopping over another image it automatically makes it his. That's fucking hilarious.

I'd say "you'd think he learned his lesson from the Obama/Joker" thing but its Eddie.
 
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