Orbiter Surfer / Drunken Surfer / PPP's ex-boyfriend / RJ Finley - PPP's former sidekick/caretaker/shitcleaner turned Alog and Ralph worshipper

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The guy gets an average of 30 live viewers a show. Who cares
Why does anyone care about lolcows? If you described the Gunt as "fat alcoholic drug addicted White trash streamer with 30 non-botted viewers," most people would say "meh," and not care. What makes cows interesting, to me at least, it understanding the how and the why of what brought them to the point in there lives where they are considered lolcows. It is the context that allows you to become more immersed in their failings.

I have been following Surfer's antics since that weird period right after the stream.me days when PPP was pretty much just streaming to 40 random people in a cytube since he had no other audience. Surfer is fascinating to me and watching his slow downfall has been kinda sad. There was a point when he was a fairly intelligent eccentric, who would occasionally spit these nuggets of wisdom off the cuff of his sleeve, and not even be aware that he had made a meaningful observation as if it was something that should be obvious to anyone.

Both Ashton and PPP have had a massive falling off as they succumbed to their individual weaknesses, it is just less telling in Ashton's case because he is always playing a character and has trouble understanding other people or interacting in an authentic manner. Surfer's descent is much more noticeable, even if he has no audience to speak of. Watching the years of drug and alcohol abuse chip away at his sanity until he had this psychotic break is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

I firmly believe that, at one point, Surfer was the cool outgoing friend that autistic PPP hung around with. All the stories they used to tell of when they were younger are about Surfer being the guy that got invited to parties and let PPP tag along since they were friends. They used to talk about how Surfer helped PPP get jobs selling fuel contracts or CutCo knives, and how Surfer taught him how to interact with people and learn to basically grift them as a salesman.
 
The guy gets an average of 30 live viewers a show. Who cares
Better a somewhat inactive thread than no thread at all. I don't see the harm in it as it's not trashing up the site. If you don't wanna read it then you can simply ignore it. Personally, I think small-time lolcows should get their own threads and whether they're super active or mostly dead is inconsequential so long as there's something to laugh at.
 
Back when I watched old PPP content, I remember when PPP was in the middle of explaining and Surfer would constantly interrupt with random bullshit and then chuckle and say "you know".
I think this was peak Surfer and PPP content. Good times.
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I feel bad for their landlord/slum lord was has to deal with dumb propety damage like Surfer stabbing holes in the bathroom door.
 
If I didn't know Surfer was a retarded schitzo snitch faggot, I'd definitely be asking whether or not he owns a white van. It's like if Gary Ridgeway had grown up to be a Canadian stoner imbecile instead of killing a bunch of prostitutes.
Holy shit, is he insufferable. I know some people find his spastic ranting and raving to be entertaining but this nigger is just a bunch of incoherent noise to me. All his horseshit about Feds and Jews, then he calls the cops like a little snitchy bitch boy. Get fucked Surfer, you're so much of a rat, you even look like Master Splinter.
 
One time Surfer had a yoghurt and he threw it in the trash because it looks like there was an injection mark in the yoghurt, and he said he was worried about nanobots or something. I'm pretty sure he was being serious, and he wasn't just joking for the camera.
It's pretty obvious that Surfer probably has some light schizophrenia, but he has a good heart and a good soul.
He is also more intelligent than people give him credit for. He's actually very similar to Terry Davis, but a lot more stable.
Very glad to see him break away from those Council of Faggotry retards as well.

Surfer was basically Ashton's father for years, letting him live in his house on his bed for almost no money.
I think Surfer only charged PPP something like $400 a month, but Surfer also bought the food (which I'm sure cost more).
PPP had already beaten Surfer relentlessly over petty arguments (PPP was beaten by his father, he admits) and Surfer was well in his rights to call the pigs on Ashton, preventing further violence.
Leaving Surfer was the stupidest fucking decision PPP has ever made in his life.
The fact that PPP shows no gratitude for surfer and no remorse for what he did, it is truly disgusting and it shows what a piece of filth Ashton is.
Everything that Surfer said to Ashton on the breakup stream was foreshadowing what Ashton would become.
Surfer brought the content.

I wasn't able to find most of the old stuff because PPP is a fag who wiped his old content and put it behind a paywall.
@Fortyone he's still got just about everything from what I can tell on his Odysee channel: https://odysee.com/@PeoplesPopulistPress:e?view=content
Here's a fan archive for good measure: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/v1Cnz5okP7uo/
Gumroad content: https://www.bitchute.com/channel/Ia3Ky8ffi8v4/
 
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PPP had already beaten Surfer relentlessly over petty arguments (PPP was beaten by his father, he admits) and Surfer was well in his rights to call the pigs on Ashton, preventing further violence.
Are there receipts for there being prior violence?
All his horseshit about Feds and Jews, then he calls the cops like a little snitchy bitch boy.
If there was prior violence, then Surfer was correct to call the police and this shit about him being a snitch is literally nigger brained nonsense.
 
They both mentioned that PPP held down Surfer and beat him repeatedly, trying to force him to call himself a "little bitch" before Ashton would let him go.
Well there you go then. Anyone that much smaller than PPP who was in a position of being inadequately able to defend themselves would have called the police and it's disingenuous to pretend otherwise.

I've always wanted to like Surfer but he was so heavily mixed up with faggots like Empresa and the Council of Evil that I wrote him off as a piece of shit.

What would you consider his best content? I want to do some digging through his back catalog but don't know where to start
 
Well there you go then. Anyone that much smaller than PPP who was in a position of being inadequately able to defend themselves would have called the police and it's disingenuous to pretend otherwise.

I've always wanted to like Surfer but he was so heavily mixed up with faggots like Empresa and the Council of Evil that I wrote him off as a piece of shit.

What would you consider his best content? I want to do some digging through his back catalog but don't know where to start
Honestly I do not enjoy Surfer's solo content at all. He is best as a side character that interrupts and derails the main host, but he's not good on his lonesome.
I would just watch the old PPP content. Surfer is pretty based, but emotionally vulnerable and easily manipulated. Lots of cunts like PPP and DJPedo have fucked him over.
 
When I came to check on the thread he just started streaming, Right away I'm blown away by how much more soulful his setup is in the content temple vs. the chemo casino and Ashton's 144p 2 fps webcam opposite to tardcam (Andy). not much going on asides from him watching UFC and talking about the Ashton letters. Might actually watch a bit because I want to hear how these fights go.

Both Ashton and PPP have had a massive falling off as they succumbed to their individual weaknesses, it is just less telling in Ashton's case because he is always playing a character and has trouble understanding other people or interacting in an authentic manner. Surfer's descent is much more noticeable, even if he has no audience to speak of. Watching the years of drug and alcohol abuse chip away at his sanity until he had this psychotic break is like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

I firmly believe that, at one point, Surfer was the cool outgoing friend that autistic PPP hung around with. All the stories they used to tell of when they were younger are about Surfer being the guy that got invited to parties and let PPP tag along since they were friends. They used to talk about how Surfer helped PPP get jobs selling fuel contracts or CutCo knives, and how Surfer taught him how to interact with people and learn to basically grift them as a salesman.
Spot on, I started watching PPP right after the stream.me days and there's been a marked decline in both Ashton and RJ from normal young Canadian men into freaks. I remember in the early days in 2019 Surfer often talked about going to the gym and at least made some attempt to groom and shave, he was also somewhat conservative at the start but nowhere near what he is now. Around the time covid hit (or maybe slightly before that) I remember Surfer got involved more and more and started talking about more far-right content like murdoch murdoch (murdoch murdoch mentioned Surfer by name and called him a normal looking guy) and over the course of lockdowns both him and Ashton devolved.

Back when I watched old PPP content, I remember when PPP was in the middle of explaining and Surfer would constantly interrupt with random bullshit and then chuckle and say "you know".
I think this was peak Surfer and PPP content. Good times.
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God this shit was so good, PPP doesn't even seem like the same person anymore and Surfer + sword was peak content.
 
One time Surfer had a yoghurt and he threw it in the trash because it looks like there was an injection mark in the yoghurt, and he said he was worried about nanobots or something. I'm pretty sure he was being serious, and he wasn't just joking for the camera.
Fuck, I remember this. His complaint was that they were trying to put the covid vax in his yogurt (iirc). It was the first time I really began to dislike Surfer on PPP's streams, as it went on for 2-3 minutes of just explaining how ZOG was putting covid vax in yogurt, and it was obvious even to my autistic ass that PPP was really fed up with him. He looked like the parent desperately hoping their autistic child would run out of steam on this latest fixation of theirs so they could be left alone and get back to important stuff.
 
If there was prior violence, then Surfer was correct to call the police and this shit about him being a snitch is literally nigger brained nonsense.
Talking all kinds of anti-government shit, then calling the government to save your scrawny ass is actual nigger brained nonsense. You'd be quick to call anyone else a hypocrite but not this twink..... ok bud.
 
Talking all kinds of anti-government shit, then calling the government to save your scrawny ass bix nood muhfuggah sheeeit
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I think we fundamentally disagree on what constitutes snitching.

You seem to feel that ever calling the police for any reason means you are a rat piece of shit, which is literally how niggers think.

I disagree because he just wanted PPP out of his house immediately and didn't want to be harmed by someone who had already shown themselves to be capable of using unwarranted violence.

Surfer didn't attempt to get PPP thrown in jail, he didn't turn over evidence at all but especially not out of malice or the desire to get a lesser sentence in exchange for his former compatriots freedom. He wanted him peacefully removed from his property.

Sorry but that's not snitching, Jamarcus.
 
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