Orbiter Attention Whores and Clout Chasers - For minor orbiters and weens.

[internet friend]

Fellas, I've gotta make a confession. The orbiters are so monumentally unfunny and obnoxious, I've started rooting for gunt W's.

 

[Ghost of Guntmas Past]

Fellas, I've gotta make a confession. The orbiters are so monumentally unfunny and obnoxious, I've started rooting for gunt W's.

WHAT A BRAVE STANCE YOU TOOOOOOOOK

 

[Micheal Westen]

WHAT A BRAVE STANCE YOU TOOOOOOOOK

Ghost of guntmas past, look at these monumental faggots squealing the HarrisxRalph feud like little school girls and its not hard to want to root for the other side.

the key is to not pick sides and just laugh at everyone; but these fuckers make it hard. Try @Pit Viper Salesman 's thread sending an invite to Harry Morris to ask him questions. If there was any doubt he was christorian X, it's gone now.

You're not supposed to pet the animals, so to speak. Or milk the cows yourself. The milk is supposed to be organic you gay niggers.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Do you think we will get another fine speciem like Kinochet/ChristorianX. To be honest they do bring some life to the board. Something new and fresh to alog. Hopefully 2023 will bring us many more spergs to catalogue in this thread.

Its a lolcow multiplier, Ralph's board spawns other lolcows (like PPP/etc), and the threads spawn micro lolcows like Kinochet/ChristorianX.

 

[NawtChoreRonnie]

Esoteric Shaggyism has to be this biggest clout chaser in the RalphaVerse. He spends his every waking moment scouring KF, clipping YouTube and taking screenshots off twitter of all of Ralph's sworn blood enemies. Problem is EsoShaggy is Cow Poly so he can't go on The KillStream. He's now doing all this for twitter likes and retweets. Spends every waking moment fighting for Ralph and AF when he's actually swatted Baked Alaska and spent years shitting on Ralph. I'm sure none of this will blow up in his face. What a sad existence. Now he's trying to dunk on Jim's cancer and leaving the internet. Surely people who love Jim won't decide to go after him in whatever halfway house, trap or crack shack he's living in.

All for some likes and retweets. PATHETIC

MERRY CHRISTMAS ALOGS, GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING AND A TRUCE
We had a few of our LCF girls reach out to Regina’s LCF girls and leaned one of their assoicates has gone rogue (Christopher Welke aka @Cow Poly) and was spending the last few months using Regina’s name to try to start us having a conflict with each other. Using various accounts and proxy to fuel paranoia about a “doxing war”
All I can say about not talking to you sooner is I guess here is an apology in the form of a Dox Hound

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Since no true Truce can be brokered between one group of Dox Hounds and another group of Dox hounds, we have heard your rogue asset has relapsed again so here is his therapist’s number to get him back on “the wagon” as they say.
Location
19562 Ventura Boulevard
Suite 233
Tarzana, CA 91356
(818 ) 923-6207
Dr. Sara Bivans
Drug & Alcohol Counselor, PhD, MA, LAADC
Qualifications
Years in Practice: 15 Years
License: California / LR0240315
School: Pacifica
Year Graduated: 2013
An interesting thing you might notice when you watch the video she produced

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compared to this video

And you will notice how Chris takes on his therapists speech patterns, that is because Christopher like many junkies minds are easily molded from years of substance abuse damaging their brain and a deeply rooted need for a father figure they lacked their entire life. So instead Chris got his personality from his therapist and internet drama and decided to trade one (well many) addiction(s) for another which is E-Drama. Sadly he has relapsed yet again so he is indulging in his many other addictions right now in addition to his addiction to internet drama..

IN COUNCLUSION ALOGS. MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR. THE DOX HOUND CHRISTMAS TRUCE IN OFFICAL AND SINGED IN THE DOX OF THE ROGUE AGENT AS IS CUSTOMARY

Chris is now going by esoteric shaggyism and can be found on twitter 24/7 trying to dunk on all of Ethan Ralph's sworn blood enemies.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Fellas, I've gotta make a confession. The orbiters are so monumentally unfunny and obnoxious, I've started rooting for gunt W's.

The only people more disgusting and retarded than Ralph... are the disgusting retards who try to trollshield by alogging Ralph. "Haha, don't look at me and how I'm somehow a bigger loser than Ralph! Uh... Calling out my faggotry and sub-Ralph-tier degeneracy is guntguarding!"

Do you think we will get another fine speciem like Kinochet/ChristorianX. To be honest they do bring some life to the board. Something new and fresh to alog. Hopefully 2023 will bring us many more spergs to catalogue in this thread.

Its a lolcow multiplier, Ralph's board spawns other lolcows (like PPP/etc), and the threads spawn micro lolcows like Kinochet/ChristorianX.

Its like inbreeding, the further it continues, the more retarded and deformed it gets.

the key is to not pick sides and just laugh at everyone

I'm that guy who yells and gets riled up over sports games.

But its not sports games. Its retards on the internet.

"AW COME ON, REF! BAD CALL! HE ISNT A PEDO! SHE'S 500 YEARS OLD!"

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

Fellas, I've gotta make a confession. The orbiters are so monumentally unfunny and obnoxious, I've started rooting for gunt W's.

Very true. Most of the people alogging the hawg are in my opinion just as bad or worse. I like see Ralph catch W's and seeing how he drops them with hubris. It's hilarious.

 

[Distinguished Toastmaster]

Esoteric Shaggyism has to be this biggest clout chaser in the RalphaVerse. He spends his every waking moment scouring KF, clipping YouTube and taking screenshots off twitter of all of Ralph's sworn blood enemies. Problem is EsoShaggy is Cow Poly so he can't go on The KillStream. He's now doing all this for twitter likes and retweets. Spends every waking moment fighting for Ralph and AF when he's actually swatted Baked Alaska and spent years shitting on Ralph. I'm sure none of this will blow up in his face. What a sad existence. Now he's trying to dunk on Jim's cancer and leaving the internet. Surely people who love Jim won't decide to go after him in whatever halfway house, trap or crack shack he's living in.

All for some likes and retweets. PATHETIC


Chris is now going by esoteric shaggyism and can be found on twitter 24/7 trying to dunk on all of Ethan Ralph's sworn blood enemies.

What is with this cow poly stuff, are you just parroting kinochet? Because that's where it came from, out of his ass. Esoshaggy's legal name already got doxed when he copystriked cog for using his clips, cog showed it on stream. Unfortunately that stream was deleted and no one saved it because no one actually watches cog.

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

Esoteric Shaggyism has to be this biggest clout chaser in the RalphaVerse. He spends his every waking moment scouring KF, clipping YouTube and taking screenshots off twitter of all of Ralph's sworn blood enemies. Problem is EsoShaggy is Cow Poly so he can't go on The KillStream. He's now doing all this for twitter likes and retweets. Spends every waking moment fighting for Ralph and AF when he's actually swatted Baked Alaska and spent years shitting on Ralph. I'm sure none of this will blow up in his face. What a sad existence. Now he's trying to dunk on Jim's cancer and leaving the internet. Surely people who love Jim won't decide to go after him in whatever halfway house, trap or crack shack he's living in.

All for some likes and retweets. PATHETIC


Chris is now going by esoteric shaggyism and can be found on twitter 24/7 trying to dunk on all of Ethan Ralph's sworn blood enemies.

You made the account just to post that, huh?
As I recall, Cow Poly was in a gay Discord server with Surfer, Punished , Empresa and some other interesting characters.
Which one are you?

 

[Pomniman]

I forgot this thread existed, but I'm kinda digging it tonight. This is the kind of greasy underground cannibal chimp knifefight drama you only get in the most irrelevant, obscure corners of the sekturrrrr. I don't even care who wins or loses. 50 coachcoin on the one armed with Nora's bad dragon.

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

If any of you are foolhardy enough to ignore the Erver Lord's advice to stay far the fuck away from Discord, please remember that it's a playground for skiddies and extremely gay behavior. Use good op-sec.

I'm calling it now, this was set up so that Kiwis would flock to it and they can have fun scraping your IP or whatever midwit plan they've come up with.

 

[Micheal Westen]

Hey @All becomes gunt does this audio sound familiar?

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1615086812250378241?t=fPKLWHFYls9GCp2ZuZ3Z2A&s=19

Kinochet is stealing from the farms again and crediting no one. As usual. My birthday is coming up, anyone want to buy me a shotgun to send to Fagochet? After he unwraps it and stares at it for a bit, contemplating his life, he'll know what to do.

Cross posting from the godwinson thread. Fagochet is unrepentant from the gay op he just did and again stealing content from the farms and passing it off as his own. This time though it's so obvious it's painful.

Here's the audio he poached. Very good job passing this off as your own, retard.

Godwinson did an address to the nation recently which i managed to save before it got deleted.

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[UCantCCPMe]

Cross posting from the godwinson thread. Fagochet is unrepentant from the gay op he just did and again stealing content from the farms and passing it off as his own. This time though it's so obvious it's painful.

Here's the audio he poached. Very good job passing this off as your own, retard.

I can't pinpoint his real accent, but I'm hoping it's Ukranian. Maybe Daddy Putin will take care of the clout tard for us.....

Edit:Nevermind, read that wrong, thought it was Kinochet in the audio.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I am told that GNN is an independent news agency not beholden to anyone and is simply a good faith journalist who also recovered Godwinson's lost video that no one else archived and he provided this link to the Kino Dogme YouTube archive which has since posted the video.

Someone sending you the link on twitter is not you "archiving it," fucking sped.

 

[NawtChoreRonnie]

What is with this cow poly stuff, are you just parroting kinochet? Because that's where it came from, out of his ass. Esoshaggy's legal name already got doxed when he copystriked cog for using his clips, cog showed it on stream. Unfortunately that stream was deleted and no one saved it because no one actually watches cog.

Do you think he used his real name on the EsoShaggy Youtube account? He won't even let anyone hear his voice but you think he'd strike someone using his actual dox. His YouTube isn't monetized, there's a zero percent chance that Mike whatever was his actual dox. Seems kinda coincidental that when cowpoly disappears some new clout chaser appears larping as someone else. For all the janny work he does for Ralph and AF he won't go on a panel, debate anyone? You think a guy who's scared his voice will dox him gave his actual name to jobless Johnny and not some random name? Personally I think Esoteric Shaggyism is CowPoly or someone with something pretty bad in their history and scared their voice will dox them, out them from the sector they spend 24/7 sweeping up for.


To the other guy,
No, I didn't make this account to post this. I lost my other account when all that Keffals shit was going on and Null was locking down the site. I had used a throw away email for my account and over time deleted the email, so when Null had everyone change passwords or whatever the verification was I couldn't do so as I didn't have that email account I had used for my kiwi account. So I had to make a new account. I used to come on nightly and chat as the KillStream was on but I don't watch the KillStream any longer since he went to Cozy. Once Ralph stopped his Youtube re-stream I stopped watching and so I don't really come to the farms as I got out of the habit.


Everyone can believe what they want. I am 90% retarded, but if you read the CowPoly thread on onionfarms, it seems CoyPoly was doxed by some female he was dating and right around that time EsoShaggy pops up. I get not wanting to be doxed but he won't even speak to anyone on a panel, Twitter space etc. which means someone would recognize his voice. Maybe EsoShaggy isn't CowPoly, on onionfarms someone thinks he's xannyberries. Whoever EsoShaggy is he is the biggest clout chaser, ball washer, janny, in the sector, yet hides behind a fake Mormon Shaggy moniker, sweeping it up for Ralph. Doxing people, looking for acceptance and the reason I do believe its CowPoly besides the coincidental timing of his doxing and him "going away" and the Esoteric Shaggyism account popping up is, the guy he larps as 'Mormon Shaggy' and his little circle Surfer, Gahoole, Shaggy etc. all went from alogs to ralphamales right when the EsoShaggy twitter popped up. So it makes sense if CowPoly swatted Baked Alaska, alog'd Ralph, why he wouldn't he want anyone to hear his voice and find out who he is, as they'd cut off his clout. Something CowPoly and EsoShaggy both desire immensely. Or maybe EsoShaggy is someone totally different with a much darker secret he doesn't want to come out, like being on a shameful furry registry.

Regardless of who Esoteric Shaggyism is, he is a giant clout chaser, the biggest ball washer in the sector. So for that reason EsoShaggy belongs in this thread. The whole CowPoly thing is just a autistic hunch. Don't let my autism trigger your autism.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

EsoFaggy going balls deep into Ali Jamal.

Why? Guess he's desperate to put his little pecker between the greasy gunt flaps.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Do you think he used his real name on the EsoShaggy Youtube account? He won't even let anyone hear his voice but you think he'd strike someone using his actual dox. His YouTube isn't monetized, there's a zero percent chance that Mike whatever was his actual dox. Seems kinda coincidental that when cowpoly disappears some new clout chaser appears larping as someone else. For all the janny work he does for Ralph and AF he won't go on a panel, debate anyone? You think a guy who's scared his voice will dox him gave his actual name to jobless Johnny and not some random name? Personally I think Esoteric Shaggyism is CowPoly or someone with something pretty bad in their history and scared their voice will dox them, out them from the sector they spend 24/7 sweeping up for.


To the other guy,
No, I didn't make this account to post this. I lost my other account when all that Keffals shit was going on and Null was locking down the site. I had used a throw away email for my account and over time deleted the email, so when Null had everyone change passwords or whatever the verification was I couldn't do so as I didn't have that email account I had used for my kiwi account. So I had to make a new account. I used to come on nightly and chat as the KillStream was on but I don't watch the KillStream any longer since he went to Cozy. Once Ralph stopped his Youtube re-stream I stopped watching and so I don't really come to the farms as I got out of the habit.


Everyone can believe what they want. I am 90% retarded, but if you read the CowPoly thread on onionfarms, it seems CoyPoly was doxed by some female he was dating and right around that time EsoShaggy pops up. I get not wanting to be doxed but he won't even speak to anyone on a panel, Twitter space etc. which means someone would recognize his voice. Maybe EsoShaggy isn't CowPoly, on onionfarms someone thinks he's xannyberries. Whoever EsoShaggy is he is the biggest clout chaser, ball washer, janny, in the sector, yet hides behind a fake Mormon Shaggy moniker, sweeping it up for Ralph. Doxing people, looking for acceptance and the reason I do believe its CowPoly besides the coincidental timing of his doxing and him "going away" and the Esoteric Shaggyism account popping up is, the guy he larps as 'Mormon Shaggy' and his little circle Surfer, Gahoole, Shaggy etc. all went from alogs to ralphamales right when the EsoShaggy twitter popped up. So it makes sense if CowPoly swatted Baked Alaska, alog'd Ralph, why he wouldn't he want anyone to hear his voice and find out who he is, as they'd cut off his clout. Something CowPoly and EsoShaggy both desire immensely. Or maybe EsoShaggy is someone totally different with a much darker secret he doesn't want to come out, like being on a shameful furry registry.

Regardless of who Esoteric Shaggyism is, he is a giant clout chaser, the biggest ball washer in the sector. So for that reason EsoShaggy belongs in this thread. The whole CowPoly thing is just a autistic hunch. Don't let my autism trigger your autism.

Cow Poly is a literal nobody who got mixed up in the Council of Faggotry's Discord and we already know who Esoteric Shaggyism is. The Council of Evil fags made Poly one of their pet lolcows alongside SevenAteNine and Haru. I'm extremely incredulous at the idea that he's involved in anything as serious as swatting, especially because the source you cited was OnionFarms. Council fags are all over there, still gay opping. Empresa is one of their global moderators ffs. Get real man

 

[Halt and Catch Fire]

Cow Poly is a literal nobody who got mixed up in the Council of Faggotry's Discord and we already know who Esoteric Shaggyism is. The Council of Evil fags made Poly one of their pet lolcows alongside SevenAteNine and Haru. I'm extremely incredulous at the idea that he's involved in anything as serious as swatting, especially because the source you cited was OnionFarms. Council fags are all over there, still gay opping. Empresa is one of their global moderators ffs. Get real man

The only nigga worth knowing out of everyone you said is Haru.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

The only nigga worth knowing out of everyone you said is Haru.

He consistently has level headed takes, which I appreciate even when I disagree.

In the event anyone gets curious about how I know this meta drama, it's because I was very briefly in their Discord a few years back. I quietly sat, listened to their voice chat for a few days and dipped out when I realized they were clearly a malicious group of spergs.

I'm sure they don't remember me since I never interacted outside of speaking a few words to prove I wasn't a troon but I'm glad I came in skeptical because holy shit did they make a name for themselves.

He won't even let anyone hear his voice but you think he'd strike someone using his actual dox.

Did you even look? I thought Onion Farms was a serious website?

Mormon Shaggy VS DJ Axle(mky biz) BLOODSPORTS - The Alt Right and It's Origins [CRINGE]

Reedited to add some spice. From November 15th, 2022. This is so insanely cringe. Download the archive @ https://t.me/esotericshaggyism Timestamps:01:28 Intr...

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[NetVet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ-dMeexFlw

My new lolcow hero, I might be a smartass type who always wants to make the most underground esoteric pick just so I can be FIRST to discover it, I guess I'm the type that gets mad when my favorite band gets an audience over 10, I'm no longer in the special club!

For real though, this guy, this HYPERWIGGER is going places. You can see it in his eyes, there's something poignant about them, they scream 6 o'clock news coverage, and soon. I hope his plan to get 20k (from his gf? or mom? Forgot what Jaden said about it) and MOVE IN with that degenerate fat faggot Ralph.

You tell 'em, go get 'em BAM BIGGITY !!!