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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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I still don't know who Fai Fai is; or where to find the map that Ralph pu---
Oh there it is.
Is the river just sewage?
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Gunt also doesn't know how to wear a suit. I can't remember where it was, but there was a photo of him with a bunch of other people and he's wearing a suit with all the buttons of the jacket done up like an absolute retard.
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too bad his ronnie never taught him how to wear a suit before he became one with the lazyboy
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This is absurd, pigs don’t wear ties, they just eat literal shit out of underage assholes and act like giant disgusting dishonourable slobs with no redeeming qualities and the charisma of bone cancer in a children’s ward.
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What the fuck is with Indians trying to be celebrities? Even the absolute shits that run scam call centres try to be celebrities with their gay Instagram filtered photos, whereas they should lay low since what they're doing is criminal. Astounding.Damnit I was trying to be all ominous and foreboding but since thats out the window:
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There's two or three I think. Just like Carl Benjamin, he does both buttons and looks like a comical slug. Fat boy who lives on the internet got all his education from vidya and never had a job interview tries to cosplay daddy in a suit, kek.
Well in Ethan's case, his daddy probably never wore a suit either. It gives him access to the belt so he can teach Ethan "how it's done" while the fat kid whimpers in the corner. Sad.
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At least he kept the mental illness and ruptured anus his daddy gave him.
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Good thing for Jennifer Granger that she’s hourly.
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Hourly and up front. Only way to go for a prostitute or a lawyer (same deal really) who deals with people like the Gunt. If someone won't support their own infant child, they will certainly not pay a lawyer in a case they lose (which the Gunt will almost certainly manage although I hope he is happy with his baby onesie "victory").
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I’m not sure why Gunt posts the temperature. It’s 74 degrees in Vickers hometown today too, it’s not in the third world and who the fuck thinks the the current temperature is something to brag about?
I guess Ralph was taking a big L on his 72 hour vacay because it was 48 degrees in Rome. Losers!
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SpergioLeonne
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Yeah, in California the snowline is about 4,000 ft altitude. If you live in the valley, it’s never going to get below 50 and it’s in the 90’s and dry 9 months out of the year.
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He truly is a fascinating specimen. I think he really has started seeing the world through the Cope-O-Vision from the Five Star Days comic.
"Mr. Ralph, the Court hereby finds you Not Guilty on all charges, and we award you full custody of Xander. However, as the Court recognizes the crimps another child would put into a Ralphamale lifestyle, we are remanding him (and Rozy and May) to a state facility. The entire Vickers family are to be taken into custody until a suitable punishment can be devised.
And on a personal note, I would just like to say what a huge fan I am of the Killstream. Top of the sektur, indeed."
And on a personal note, I would just like to say what a huge fan I am of the Killstream. Top of the sektur, indeed."
Shine on, you crazy, fat, bifurcated diamond.
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It's hard to not get mad at the Gunt sometimes with how (appropriately) pigheaded he can be. I think he was predisposed to it since he had the ego to start the Killstream (AH RUN THE SHOW BISH), but the xannies and booze have thoroughly pickled his brain to the point that's all that remains.
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WHAT DO YOO NEED AN AC FOR, BISH? ITZ NAWT EVEN DAT HOT OUTSIDE, ITZ NAWT TROOOOO, EAT A FUCKING DIK, WHORE.
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"Revenge porn isn't a thing"
Wasn't he crying about how the fake porn gay op was illegal a little while ago?
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If Revenge Porn wasn't a think I certainly wouldn't have plead no contest to the charges wherein Id admit the state has overwhelming evidence I was guilty! IDK thats just me. But after all Revenge Porn doesn't exist its the basis of Nick Fuentes and his America First! That's right if you support revenge porn you're against Nick Fuentes and America First! Fuck you bish!
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[A string quartet plays in the background]
[Ethan Ralph is dressed in an ill-fitting suit that is tight in all the wrong places. He obtained it from The Goodwill after losing his luggage in a fracas at the airport]
"So I said to her: 'Madam, you can suck my dick, which is actually quite big',"
[Mrs Jamal fans herself vigorously]
"Oh, Mr Ralph you are simply outrageous."
"Well ma'am, whenever I am out I always try to be rageous."
[More fawning laughter]
[A young Indian gentleman approaches the group]
"Mr Ralph, I understand that your documentary is to be a lyrical exploration of homoerotism surfacing within the heteronormative manosphere of suburban strip mall America . Also, I am required to serve you with these legal papers."
"Put the them over there on the gift table with the others. To answer your question, sir, when ever I am homo I always try to be eroticism... Wait?... What?...."
A fly the straddling the folds of Ethan Ralph's right pig slit stirs him from his coma. He is instantly immersed in the fecund humidity of a Mexican summer; the stench of an unchanged diaper, left unattended by his mannish horse-faced woman; and the miasma of his own rancid sharts. The chat, which has been left unattended for over an hour, is awash with racial epithets, and speculation over whether he might be dead. From behind the ragged curtain that divides his South American hovel into two rooms, he hears the sound of Hogwarts Legacy being played.
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