Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

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Transgender Montana State Legislator Voices Approval For ‘Hogwarts Legacy’ Twitch Tracking List: “It’s Bad To Pay For A Game Based On An IP That Directly Funds a TERF”​

It's from BoundingIntoComics, I was surprised that this brave woman was elected to the Montana State Legislature and decided to bravely stand up to J. K. Rowling and her evil game. Truly Montana is blessed.
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What district elected this dipshit? I thought Montana was pretty solidly red.
 
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I have been unironically enjoying the wizard game. they put a lot of thought into making all the busy work tasks of an open world game fit into the setting.
and all the characters don't feel like forced caricatures. even the trans one. (still looks ugly from most angles though at least they got an actual trans actor? idk what more these people want)
Any bugs have been either a memory related crash that was solved with graphics adjustments, or more amusing than annoying.
Game looks great on any setting and can be comfortably compared to games like red dead redemption 2 in many regards.
Overall I'd say a strong early contender for GoTY, I look forward to what else is on offer this year.
 
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Haramburger said:
The "underqualified" part comes from her frequent retcons of worldbuilding elements, and sloppy plot points(many, MANY problems are solved with tactical use of polyjuice potions or the literal time machine "time-turner" which is conveniently lost right after it's revealed and used by Harry from Hermoine, but they're an uncommon item that every wizarding government branch has MULTIPLES of!). It's very clear it was all made up as the books went along, and elements that should've been closed up or abandoned were instead built upon with even more rickety bullshit.

Contemporary series off the top of my head were
  • Artemis Fowl
  • Eragon series
  • the Mortal Instruments series
  • the Percy Jackson & the Olympians series
  • Guardians of Gahoole

These all got movies later(I think), presumably based off of Harry Potter's success but despite there being arguably better books out there, their theatrical releases got butchered(especially Eragon's from my memory). A few one-off books did well, I particularly liked the film adaptations of Paper Towns, Perks of Being a Wallflower & Ready Player One, even if they weren't runaway successes at the box office & were middling to critics. I think Eragon & Percy Jackson had the most potential to rival Potter as worldbuilding extravaganzas that could've been made into merchandise & theme parks, but for whatever reason weren't handled correctly.
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Nah, man, Eragon was shit at the time and everybody knew it.

The only remarkable thing about it was that it was written by a 14 year boy (whose parents both just so happened to be publishing agents) and that it was literally just Star Wars with dragons.
 
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White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
As for the subject of troon REEEEing, I feel like their cod-Maoist cultural revolution shit would gain a little more traction if these ghouls were capable of creating any kind of new art besides gross visual novels. Seriously, the best trans book I've ever read was a YA superhero thing, and even by the standards of that genre, it was just okay.
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They'd have to be capable of realizing someones sex and sexuality should be the least interesting things about them, because most of them use it as a crutch for their lack of real personality or skills.
 
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IDanceonTrannyGraves said:
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Miriam Margoyles said:
Nah, man, Eragon was shit at the time and everybody knew it.

The only remarkable thing about it was that it was written by a 14 year boy (whose parents both just so happened to be publishing agents) and that it was literally just Star Wars with dragons.
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Eragon was a decent series considered the age of the person who made it, the magic system makes sense and so the worldbuilding, also it still has a couple of surprisilingly gritty moments like the various wounds that characters get, the elven girl getting tortured without instantly recovering after the rescue and some of the species were well defined.

I can't really say it's a bad series after witnessing the shit that came after, from Twilight to... well, After, I started to appreciate Eragon a little more for what it is.

The movie's shit anyway, not gonna defend that anytime soon, but the saddest part is that's not ever remarkably bad as Rings of power or Witcher's blood origin, mostly because it comes from an era where in order to make a bad adaptation, directors were sinply ignoring the book, instead of making uo woke shit and claim to be better than the original writer.

Speaking of bad adaptations and director ignoring the source material, how the fuck David Yates managed to work at 8 movies instead of getting instantly fired after butchering order of the phoenix (or half-blood prince)?
 
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TroonFiringSquad said:
Also take note of the retarded name: Zooey Zephyr

Fucking troons and their name choices lol.
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I'm not sure if this is old news, but I'd never heard of this Zooey Zephyr dude before, so I went to do a bit of research and just look what I found.

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Does every troon know every other troon?

Also, lol, they even hover hand eachother.
 
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quaawaa said:
Has this been posted already?

Troon feels suicidal after seeing the game's Twitch viewer count:
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See, the thing is, people will take action for a good cause. But what’s the cause here? Don’t buy this game because the creator said mean things on Twitter that the vast majority of purchasers were probably unaware of. It’s nothing. It’s not even the biggest issue facing trans people right now.

Frankly I think, based on conversations I’ve had with people not invested in the drama but aware that it’s going on, that people are getting sick of the endless demands of IDPol. It’s not like it makes the world a better place, because there’s nothing constructive about it. Just an endless parade of things being declared fash.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
Sad news everybody! JK Rowling personally committed a murder.

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I've been waiting for this since the news broke. Our Girl has her first kill count.

But in all seriousness, how they can even think to tie this to Rowling is beyond me. These are the sort of insane leaps of logic that legitimate paranoid schizophrenics make. This guy will probably start posting about gangstalkers soon.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
Sad news everybody! JK Rowling personally committed a murder.

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This guy just wants attention via intentional libel. He has a fantasy of dragging her in court and """"""""exposing""""""" how much of a TERF she is. So he gets to act like a tranny superman. Putting that aside i find it so funny that they are trying anything and everything to take her down. Most of them should adopt the self immolation protest tactic.
 
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