Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Suspicious Activity]

Always keep in mind that every single piece of information that we get has been heavily filtered several times.
Once when she’s ‘heard’ what she thinks she ‘heard’ from the medical professionals. (Misunderstood)
Once when she’s decided how to twist that into what she really wants to have heard.
And twisted again when her poor communication skills are put to the test on camera.

In short; her vocabulary is poor. Her grammar is poor. She doesn’t understand much of what she’s told and she also loves to lie.
Believe nothing that comes out of mouth. Wait for things to happen; or not.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

in her mind, "approved" means she's being scheduled for surgery imminently.
I'm going to assume it really means "we will get you on our pre-surgery programme and see how you do"

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Is she part Asian now too? We won't be able to tell who's who in a few uploads if she keeps stealing Chantal's filters. I suppose she doesn't like that everyone only notices her ballsack chins now, poor Amber, always being hated on for things she can't control.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

If that's what BED is I'm Madonna

 

[D_Tractor]

 

[El Conserje]

I have legal standing to sue Amber due to severe mental damage after seeing her twerking her fake shelf ass.

 

[Jizzrag]

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Literally shaking her lower-back fat. Her ass isn’t even in the shot

 

[FatalTater]

Amber, no one wants to see you shake your six bacons. Stop it.

IF she gets weight loss surgery and doesn't chicken out at the last minute, and IF she manages to not burst her stomach by overeating the first chance she gets, she is absolutely going to lose her mind once the weight loss starts to be noticeable.
That might be interesting to watch.

 

[Bilibin]

Convenient how she's realised she doesn't have binge eating disorder or any other food related issues just before a psych evaluation where having BED would disqualify her. Weird how things work out like that.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

It's probably just me...but does anyone else abhor how fatties (like Hamber, Chantal, et. al.) all have such "food aggression" that they always rip into, tear apart from the middle, and sunder open their bags of food?



They do this with the boxes and bags from their Amazon and Torred tarpaulin hauls, too.

It's as if they have no patience with anything.

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ETA @D_Tractor: Just saw dat twerkin' shelf-ass: #ermahgerd, mah eyes.
...sthaap dat, BigAl, before you have an "accident" and MG,W has to jump in with a roll of paper towels to do wipey-duty.

 

[Goatchoker]

It's probably just me...but does anyone else abhor how fatties (like Hamber, Chantal, et. al.) all have such "food aggression" they always tear apart and sunder open their bags of food?

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They do this with the boxes and bags from their Torred and Amazon hauls, too.

It's like they have no patience with anything.

It’s not just you. The way she rips open these bags is fucking insane. It makes me fucking angry for some reason.

Also holy shit I will be so happy if she never shakes her back fat ever again. Gnarly. And repulsive lol.

 

[Cereal Killer]

It’s not just you. The way she rips open these bags is fucking insane. It makes me fucking angry for some reason.

Also holy shit I will be so happy if she never shakes her back fat ever again. Gnarly. And repulsive lol.

I wondered just how sticky those stickers holding the bags folded over are that they have to be ripped into.

And my heart aches for poor Rarity and Wasabi who are being deprived of excellent brown paper vehicles for some kitchen floor kitty wars.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

It’s not just you. The way she rips open these bags is fucking insane. It makes me fucking angry for some reason.

Also holy shit I will be so happy if she never shakes her back fat ever again. Gnarly. And repulsive lol.

Plastic double knotted bags I can kind of understand. (I tend to grab scissors though and just cut through the knots...) but none of them have shown dexterity issues holding their utensils ever.

Paper bags is a new one for me. They have cats. As long as the bags aren't soiled I don't see why they don't let the kitties get some joy out of the paper bags. I love when they double bag with paper outside (aesthetic on their part) because bonus kitty toy.

 

[pistolwhipped]

Even if by some strange miracle Hambie is able to undergo WLS, those procedures have a high rate of failures bc patients like her still overeat themselves into oblivion after the surgery. She has allegedly been in therapy for like a year but for some reason has developed 0 alternative coping skills for when she feels like eating her feelings. Sis sits at home tinkering w legos all day and thinking about french fries, she barely leaves her house and has no real hobbies to distract her from thoughts of food. Even with surgical intervention, she will never be a healthy weight. Gonna be utterly gunt-wrenching when she inhales 5 lbs of rice post WLS and ruptures her stomach.

But again, all of this is assuming she actually undergoes the procedure. I have a feeling that in typical Hamber fashion she will talk herself out of it at the last minute. "I've been losing weight on my own while prepping for surgery, so I think I can do it myself." WLS is a risk. When have we ever known Amberlynn to be a big risk taker? Other than the gamble she takes with her life every time she orders 20 pc mcnuggets.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Hamber shaking her back fat is disgusting. Does she actually think that's her ass and not her back? I know she calls it her ass but like... for real can she not tell her entire back is shaking in unison rather than just her butt? It's gross either way.

Is "discomfort" the new 'situation' or other ALR buzzword?

I assume, much like every other new word she drives into the ground, she heard it at her meeting thing and is using it obsessively to show she totally learned something (even though she knows everything)

Trying to walk back from her previous, multiple claims of having BED... again.

For a decade she has been crying BED anytime she needed an excuse for eating 5,000 calories. No one can say mean things it's an eating disorder! Until it would prevent WLS and then suddenly it's magically not an eating disorder at all.

She wants to be a inspirashun! She doesn't want people o the same journey to be alone!

That's the same shit she spewed when she started her channel. She watched others and wanted to inspire people like they did. Bitch has been saying the same thing for a decade and nothing has changed except where she's bedbound.

That code word btw is "anxite" that way no one else could possibly know what she means.

This is the stupidest shit.. Apologies for PL but when I was a teenager I had really intense anxiety (like go to the hospital shit) and you know what I never had to do? Create a fucking code word for it. It's obvious to the people around so fuck off with this as if it's a cute little game. She's fucking ridiculous with how she claims these disorders but makes them sound quirky and cute.

killed me when she was doing her dramatic teary monologue and cried “who am I outside of someone who weighs over 450lbs?”

isn’t she still in the 500s?

This is such an amber move. I swear she's delusional, calling 510 pounds "over 450". And I'm sure she has a way to justify that. "500 pounds IS over 450 you guise".

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I wondered just how sticky those stickers holding the bags folded over are that they have to be ripped into.

They're sticky enough to keep the bags closed but not sticky enough to warrant that. When I buy Amazon Fresh, I keep the bags so I don't have to buy trash bags from the store. She's just an impatient heathen

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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This is why God has forsaken us.

Literally shaking her lower-back fat. Her ass isn’t even in the shot

This too.

Passing a psychological evaluation just means that. Amber hasn’t been approved for shit. People have surgeries of all kinds denied by insurance at the last minute for all sorts of reasons all the time. I’ll believe she’s actually getting WLS approved if insurance clears it. And even then, I can see her chickening out at the last second like she does with everything else. Mental things is scary, gorls!

 

[Goatchoker]

Plastic double knotted bags I can kind of understand. (I tend to grab scissors though and just cut through the knots...) but none of them have shown dexterity issues holding their utensils ever.

Paper bags is a new one for me. They have cats. As long as the bags aren't soiled I don't see why they don't let the kitties get some joy out of the paper bags. I love when they double bag with paper outside (aesthetic on their part) because bonus kitty toy.

She owns a million pairs of scissors, I know about the self opening shitty kitchen shears, the normal kitchen shears and a pair of kiddie scissors. If she just cut the tag she’d have a whole stack of paper bags for whatever. And the cats would love random bags!!!!
(Maybe I’m angry because it costs .10 for every bag now and I forget my reusable ones ALWAYS) lolol.

 

[Chocola]

yeah, watching her last videos, idk what to say besides that she's a cute, dainty, traumatized kitten.

working so hard to not overeat, EVERY DAY, and at the same time being mindful of the people around her, like using codewords.

 

[dfranki723]

Plastic double knotted bags I can kind of understand. (I tend to grab scissors though and just cut through the knots...) but none of them have shown dexterity issues holding their utensils ever.

Paper bags is a new one for me. They have cats. As long as the bags aren't soiled I don't see why they don't let the kitties get some joy out of the paper bags. I love when they double bag with paper outside (aesthetic on their part) because bonus kitty toy.

Your first mistake is thinking that anything even remotely considerate or sweet crosses this fat cunts mind.

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Here's a thought for you bellends.
Once this whole WLS charade ends, who is betting she'll jump right back on the BED self diagnosis? It's the perfect sympathy ploy for gigantic gluttons after all.

I guarantee if this happens there will STILL be people that believe she actually has it.
I hope it happens sooner than later, this bollocks is incredibly dull.