Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I call shenanigans]

I can see her chickening out at the last second like she does with everything else. Mental things is scary, gorls!

I doubt she’ll chicken out if she gets approved. She really wants that gall bladder out (cholecystectomy), and at her weight the only way she’ll get approved for that surgery is if it happens during WLS, or becomes a life threatening emergency…and she knows it. It is actually a strong motivation for many folk having WLS to know their diseased gall bladder will finally be dealt with.

This new WLS arc has only come up again since her gall bladder started giving her grief again and she was refused surgical treatment. She’s even said herself on occasion that if she has WLS they’ll take her gallbladder out at the same time. She’s 100% correct, in that if her gallbladder is in really poor condition then the bariatric surgeon will also do a cholecystectomy.

 

[Xenomorph]

Literally shaking her lower-back fat. Her ass isn’t even in the shot

her front has more of an ass

 

[Constellationzero]

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Imagine the smell stirred up from that steatopygic shelf ass.

 

[D_Tractor]

Imagine the smell stirred up from that steatopygic shelf ass.

What looks like her ass is actually back fat. Her actual ass is tiny and flat.

 

[lemonhope]

You mean her crush on Eric? Rickie hated her ass lol. She was very flirtatious with Eric I assume since he was effeminate and a sped. Just her speed I mean look at her past gorlfrenz, if Amber were thinner she would be sliding down dicks all day but since she is a land mass, lesbian bed death is her only option..

My bad I was really tired, I did mean Eric

Hamber doesn't have a tv show and isn't really on the precipice of death. She's perfectly capable of losing weight without surgery; she simply doesn't want to.




Ricky hated her guts; it was Eric Hamber simpered for. I agree with @dfranki723 that some of it was that Eric would pay attention to er more than the other characters in the hamberverse. I think part of it was also because she (of course) believes in the whole gay bestie trope, so in her YA mind, she was the quirky, dainty princess and he was the gay bestie courtier. Becky was the drab handmaiden and Ricky the evil count who wants to take her power. Density was the prince she pined for and Dana played the part of Shrek.




In the alternate universe where Hamber gets WLS, I, too, look forward to this arc.

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What I’m really confused about is why amber thought it was okay to admit her crush on Eric when he has a boyfriend and she dated becky at the time hhh

 

[BooksIsGoodForTheBrain]

If she does go through with WLS and doesn’t die during or soon after, I expect her to be so proud of herself and all her really hard work; becoming even more insufferable and arrogant.

 

[El Conserje]

@lemonhope gorl, I guess you are new so I will give you a little forum etiquette advice. Double posting should be avoided. If you forgot to say something you wanted, try editing your first post and add another paragraph.

On another topic, Apatheticfaxx dropped another video specially targeted to the frog invasion. It's a compilation of Amber being a bitch. I didn't know/remember that one of her first tiktok videos was a dress up before going to buy Becky's mom head stone lmao.

 

[Xenomorph]

So Amber and Chins have something in common after all besides being FAT. They also like to get cats killed for their own selfish gain.

 

[goat sneed]

Both of them let their ugly exes pummel their cats like ragdolls

 

[FatalTater]

I wondered just how sticky those stickers holding the bags folded over are that they have to be ripped into.

Those stickers are pretty fierce. I've had to tear the bag around them before. I don't rip into the bag like a toddler at Christmas though. It's uncivilized.

 

[Constellationzero]

If she does go through with WLS and doesn’t die during or soon after, I expect her to be so proud of herself and all her really hard work; becoming even more insufferable and arrogant.

Kinda like when she talks about her (Claps) (head dodge) EIGHTY NINE POUNNNNDSSSS (Claps) (Head dodge)

That had NOTHING to do with Krystal's parents locking up the fridge and cabinets like she was a bona fide low functioning Prader Wili.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I've finally watched her latest video. I have many thoughts, but not yet ready to share them. Recommending she see a surgeon after getting a referral isn't what she thinks it is. It certainly isn't a pysch clearance,

 

[Trees]

Did she disclose that she's a newly recovering delta 8 addict to the psychiatrist?

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

I've finally watched her latest video. I have many thoughts, but not yet ready to share them. Recommending she see a surgeon after getting a referral isn't what she thinks it is. It certainly isn't a pysch clearance,

Well whatever the fuck it is, I just hope it’s fatal. And fast. This much used lie is as boring as our usual dross from her and I’m tired of her mooing about the same old shit. The world is going to shit and piggy will be put down immediately by some intrepid survivor just to save the village resources. I just want to know she’s dead before me.

 

[Teresa77]

Did she disclose that she's a newly recovering delta 8 addict to the psychiatrist?

People get addicted to Delta 8? JFC that's like the easiest thing to stop taking.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

People get addicted to Delta 8? JFC that's like the easiest thing to stop taking.

She claims it's why she defeated the most potent appetite suppressant medicine has to offer and binged because it gave her the munchies. No room temperature IQ narcissist who gets dopamine hits from alcohol can withstand any amount of THC that can give them the munchies anyway, they can't enjoy knowing that they're mere mortals. Binge Monster over there is the kid that didn't inhale but went to jail for pretending to be high doing stupid shit to prove she was actually high and she'll defend to the death that she was high.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I wondered just how sticky those stickers holding the bags folded over are that they have to be ripped into.

And my heart aches for poor Rarity and Wasabi who are being deprived of excellent brown paper vehicles for some kitchen floor kitty wars.

Those Amazon bags/stickers are pretty useless once opened. I have never torn one at the side, but for such big, bulky bags they are pretty much useless after opening, unlike every other brown grocery bag. Probably OK for cats (the ones that don't rip) but not reusable for trash, etc.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

What looks like her ass is actually back fat. Her actual ass is tiny and flat.

Random question but what is the difference between that and Butterfly Fat? I know I could look it up but I am terrified about what the results will be...I think Chairty? on My 600lb Life had the same condition. I thought it was ass fat not lower back fat. Christ, the human body is both fascinating and grotesque.

Spoiler: Tiny Tears

I know I am late but her latest pity party video is infuriating ALSO it starts with her crying. Which is a little suspect, I think that Amber works herself up to a good cry and then turns on the camera for those sweet views. Its so hard to feel empathy for her because she had been the one weaving this noose for herself for YEARS. I know that it had been dissected and analyzed to death but she has had wake up call after wake up call to get get she shit together and push away from the buffet table. Her absolute unhinged explanation about dealing with """addiction""" makes me grind my teeth its so pompous and dismissive of people who suffer from addiction. And I will admit, during my studies to get a masters in a drug counseling I have talked to a lot of people who did wake up one day and say "I am not doing this any more" and got their life together. But those individuals were rare and had a an iron ore strength of will. Amber doesn't, she is weak, weak to her addiction, weak to her ego, weak to her ID. She does not deal with "discomfort" well I don't have a fuck if she has "sat with discomfort" for over 400 hours, if she truly is addict and not just a lazy pant-load (which is what I have always suspected she is) then she is going to have to realize that you don't stop being an addict, you will be until you die. She doesn't have the ability to think that far in the future, and she never will, the horizon has always been what's next on the menu. She wants surgery to be a magic spell that's going to fix everything that is wrong with her and that once she is out of the recovery ward its going to be smooth sailing, and its not. I have a sneaking feeling that IF she does get surgery she is going to undo it.

There was an experiment that was conducted regarding environment and addiction to cocaine (but it can be any addiction) with rats as the test subjects. It was found that rats who lived in cages, 100% of the time would get addicted to cocaine due to lack of environmental stimulus. Rats in their natural environment could NOT get addicted not matter what strength they were offered. It was determined that is there is abundant stimulus to the brain due to outside causes then the chances of getting addicted to a substance, even if your tried it were almost zero. No why the fuck would I even mention this. Its because Amber is a fat rat in cage and the cocaine is food. Surgery isn't going to fix that, she has always been boarder line shut in and by that I mean is not matter who she was with her life consisted of this: apartment, retails store, apartment, restaurant, retail store, apartment (where she does nothing).

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

It was found that rats who lived in cages, 100% of the time would get addicted to cocaine due to lack of environmental stimulus.

This is why ALR is so galling. A few years ago, the solution to most of her problems would have been: get a full time job, adhere to a schedule, including meal times, get into therapy. Kinda too late now.

Spoiler: Despite all my rage...

One of my niblings lost a parent at an early age. As the baby of the family, no one ever called them on their bullshit. Now, as a YA, they're NEET, plus have access to an inheritance. With no responsibilities or structure, I'm very concerned about them falling into addiction.

ALR is a cunt, but if she had anyone who gave a shit in childhood, could have been different. Still no sympathy, she's had years to work on it.

 

[Pointing_Pink_Yoshi]

Spoiler: Despite all my rage...

One of my niblings lost a parent at an early age. As the baby of the family, no one ever called them on their bullshit. Now, as a YA, they're NEET, plus have access to an inheritance. With no responsibilities or structure, I'm very concerned about them falling into addiction.

ALR is a cunt, but if she had anyone who gave a shit in childhood, could have been different. Still no sympathy, she's had years to work on it.

Spoiler: In regards to your spoiler

I dated a guy whose cousin's mother was hit by a semi-truck because of poor life choices (I know that sounds harsh but its true) and killed. She was in her 30's and had one of those ridiculous life insurance policies. You know the kind, "pay pennies a month and have your family covered" with the insurance companies idea that since you are in your 30's the likeliness of you dying is almost zero, ANYHOW she dies and he inherits close to a 1 million when he is 6 years old. Well, he cant get to it until he is 18 so it gets put in a trust fund and just generates money for 12 years. Long story short, this dude (while not a bad person and mean that in terms of Amber he is a saint) is a NEET and also developed a drinking problem. He gets a stipend of close to to 6k a month so he does have to work and just sits around drinking his life away and living in filth and drowning what little is left of himself in whiskey. The dude had literally drank himself into intensive care at least a dozen times. He is in his 20's and has liver failure to give a picture of the amount of alcohol he consumes. He, like Amber, has NEVER had to work for anything and probably never will because of how much that million generated over the years.

I never thought that the situation above could be applied to Amber, but its true. She got a taste of what it was like to have money at a very early age, or earlier than most, AND also always had someone on the side who was willing to take care of her, drive her around etc. She has never had to work for anything in her fat life and therefore doesn't have a concept of value for anything, emotional or material. She tried to buy peoples affecting with things because that's how she was conditioned and coupled with her natural greed I think it makes for a deadly (and obnoxious) combination.

And you are right, its too late to salvage the person that she could have been because she has poisoned herself to her very core and has completely ruined her body. There may be a time where she can enjoy a life outside the pitiful white tower of fat that she has made for herself but that is going to be far away and is going to take a lot of self improvement that I think she is too lazy to even attempt. Whatever could have been nurtured deep down in the darkness of her soul has long ago suffocated beneath her fat.

She is a braggart whose life no one would trade theirs for because of how shitty and empty it is. And I get it, I have days where I get a little envious of her but then common sense kicks in and I laugh at myself for being a faggot and questioning my own quality of life. While Amber has money, her's is a sad existence, no amount of shit will ever get her the happiness that she is looking for, no amount of weight loss will accomplish that either.