Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[pippeyyy]

Not just you at all.




It was the little girl from the kiddie arcade those retars would go to - Destiny's niece I believe is correct as far as identity goes.


Another thought: What happened to the Sunday weigh in? We know she wasn't doing a damn thing except sitting on her ass.

I was thinking of the teenager she was inappropriate with and showed grooming behavior towards.
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[Even more 8008135]

I was thinking of the teenager she was inappropriate with and showed grooming behavior towards.
I can't edit my original comment.

You mean Libby? I don't 100% recall the relationship there ... was she the sister of Density's roommate in Florida?

 

[dfranki723]

Destiny's niece I believe is correct as far as identity goes.

I could've sworn it was Dana's niece (which makes it so much worse), I remember seeing Youtube comments pointing out how fucking weird and intrusive it is to buy so many things for your exes new girlfriends niece.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I was thinking of the teenager she was inappropriate with and showed grooming behavior towards.
I can't edit my original comment.

Ah, that was Libby - duh, I'm an idiot for immediately thinking of the child. Probably because I was reading about a serial child sexual abuser and he reminded me of Hamber. You're correct: Libby was the stripper roommate's younger sister.

I could've sworn it was Dana's niece (which makes it so much worse), I remember seeing Youtube comments pointing out how fucking weird and intrusive it is to buy so many things for your exes new girlfriends niece.

The little girl may have been Dana's niece. She was a dainty little princess. Of course Hamber got her a bazillion things.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Ah, that was Libby - duh, I'm an idiot for immediately thinking of the child.

Yo're not the only one - I saw little girl and I thought about the child and not Libby. Yeah, I remember her being weird with Libby, I wouldn't call it grooming because I remember it being standard "Let me buy you stuff so you'll tolerate me" Amberlynn behavior but it was definitely fucking weird that she was trying so hard to be friends with a teenager as a grown adult.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Right why make your videos better or more interesting? She probably drives around with Jade while she does Uber eats or whatever the fuck side jobs she has.

 

[vomitusdeux]

vlog leaving the house every day or you're lying fatty.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

About as believable as when she was 470 with no full view weighins. Petty emotionally stunted predator only loves food more than dunking on anyone who doesn't think she can dance around like Lizzo. She would love to be posting being outside daily but the reality of it is that she's near bed bound again, I wonder if Jade will wipe her ass.

 

[Constellationzero]

Right why make your videos better or more interesting? She probably drives around with Jade while she does Uber eats or whatever the fuck side jobs she has.
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And not just cause JADE FRANCIS of New York has to hook up the washer line to the hose and hose down Hambutt's asscrack like she's at an American Pride car wash once a day. Newp.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Right why make your videos better or more interesting? She probably drives around with Jade while she does Uber eats or whatever the fuck side jobs she has.
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Sure you do, Hamber.

Since I'm always looking for a distraction when doing the more tedious things my job involves: when Hamber made her latest weepy video, talking about how her 13 year old self needed luff, she also said she weighed 420 pounds at 13. But she was a dainty 360 or something when freeloading off Krystle's family, and then when she chowed her way to 420+ while freeloading off Density, she said that was the heaviest she'd ever been. This is why people don't believe your bullshit, Hamber.

 

[WorldEater]

Right why make your videos better or more interesting? She probably drives around with Jade while she does Uber eats or whatever the fuck side jobs she has.
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Omg that would honestly make sense why she only vlogs from the sofa even though she "goes out almost daily"

 

[Xenomorph]

Little known factoid about Hammylardy, she claims when she was but a smaller whale she used carry around a salt shaker and pour salt on the spoon/fork for each BITE. Now you see why she adds so fucking much shit in her food, she cant get enough. She mentioned this in one of the vids of the Krystle era.

 

[marjoram]

Little known factoid about Hammylardy, she claims when she was but a smaller whale she used carry around a salt shaker and pour salt on the spoon/fork for each BITE. Now you see why she adds so fucking much shit in her food, she cant get enough. She mentioned this in one of the vids of the Krystle era.

Awww. Just a whale tryin' to get back to the sea.

#FreeAmby

 

[Xenomorph]

submitted for your consideration

Awww. Just a whale tryin' to get back to the sea.

#FreeAmby

looooool picturing the cover of the Free Willy VHS

ETA:Sure Im sure it blows assholes being in Foster Care for normal kids ....but here is where I stop caring reguarding our pet whalina here.. Amberlynn has her past there are some of us who were beaten, raped, molested, verbally abused by our own parents. So while I get what @Trees is trying to say gives no pass for her being a twat. This girl would lie, cheat and steal and almost tried to ruin someones life over having a fun story to jerk herself off to via pity from her viewers because she is a low life scumbag. Foster care didnt do that, what did it was her deciding very early (she stole kids lunchboxes during recess and had free lunch and was given money for lunch everyday in school) she didnt care if kids went hungry so long as her fat ass was full meaning, that she does whatever she wants and cries abooosssee when it suits her. Ever notice she has never really told stories about Foster Care? Wanna know why? She couldnt cause her foster mom and sisters were watching her channel so she couldnt make shit up. She only had one foster family then went to Oklahomo to live her Grandmother when she was thrown out since she was purposefully trying to enable her Mother to pick up drugs by constantly guilting her about her past..
Fuck her and people like her.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Can’t say I’m completely surprised, but I suspect it is a “conditional approval” and Amber either doesn’t know that yet, or doesn’t want to tell us that it’s conditional on further therapy being completed.

Trust me, Amber probably thinks "conditional" is something you rub on your face.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

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That inflated inner tube of back fat freaks me out when it starts flapping around on its own

I suspect that was a poor choice of words on her part. Most folk dread all the testing then the liquid diets and food progressions both prior to and after surgery. I suspect she just meant normal textures. Amber is dumb, but she isn't so dumb as to think she'll be able to eat the same way after surgery as she does now. She knows what the surgery does to your eating capacity, and I really do think she'd love to be satiated by a single portion of food. She knows she eats multiple portions now. Would she be a WLS failure, unfortunately she very likely will after limited early weightloss, but I do think people are currently picking at nothing for now.

No it can't, and I'm eagerly awaiting the outcome of her upcoming pysch evaluation on two levels. Firstly, what the suggestion moving forward is for Amber, and secondly how she overreacts to it.

>I really do think she'd love to be satiated by a single portion of food. She knows she eats multiple portions now

She forced her fat fuck self to eat thru the nausea on Ozempic. She does NOT want to eat less, she just doesn't want the backlash that her disgusting habits bring her. This is all a farce anyway. Food is the ONLY important thing to her & that's never going to change.

 

[Trees]

Real question - can Amberlynn still taste anything other than a primal reaction to sugar and salt?

Does anyone remember that episode of House MD with the gourmet chef deathfat, who was happy to die for his love of food? Yeah, Amber's the opposite of that. She eats like she hates good fucking food.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

She’d lose a decent amount of weight if she ate 3,000 calories a day.
“Normal” people need about 2,000 calories a day.
Wtf is she eating to gain so much weight ??

It's so fucking disgusting to think of the amount of food this fat piece of shit consumes to be that huge. One day is likely 4 days for a normal person.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Real question - can Amberlynn still taste anything other than a primal reaction to sugar and salt?

Does anyone remember that episode of House MD with the gourmet chef deathfat, who was happy to die for his love of food? Yeah, Amber's the opposite of that. She eats like she hates good fucking food.

This is part of why she quit Ozempic. Your taste profile changes, I'm talking like you won't understand how awful it is until you've tried it yourself. It completely destroys the salt-sugar triggers that comes with deserved satiety because you're always in a state of satiety on it. Food is meant to be a reward for hard work so all of those "good job" endorphins come rushing in and makes you feel good.

TMI/PL warning but on topic: Used to be like her, just never as big. Used food my whole childhood to cope, I couldn't taste salt and sugar like I can now. The thing was just like another hit for a dope fiend with their injection arm falling off. Palette's completely changed since adopting a broader range of physical, mental and emotional things to be addicted to, things are now too salty and/or sweet and vegetables are enjoyable. I know she pretends she likes vegetables but she can't taste it at all at her level of addiction.

 

[Chilli Soup]

Right why make your videos better or more interesting? She probably drives around with Jade while she does Uber eats or whatever the fuck side jobs she has.
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There is no way in hell Amber would be able to come along with Jade if she was doing Uber Eats. She'd devour every order before it got there.